The Original How To Prank a Telemarketer
Created on: October 14th, 2006
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October 14th, 2006
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So other than posting this on YTMND. what exactly do you have to do with the creation of any of this?
October 14th, 2006
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Full of win
October 14th, 2006
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Does NOT need transcript!!!!!!
October 14th, 2006
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I heard this off a link on FARK.com earlier. At least this recording has a transcript so I know what the hell they are saying.
October 14th, 2006
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Holy Sh*t that was Awsome. He sounded like sarge from rvb lol.
October 14th, 2006
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First site I laughed at in a long time...
October 14th, 2006
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You mispelled Las Vagas
October 14th, 2006
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It's not "rashly speaking", sounds more like "geographically speaking. 5 for the win, though.
October 14th, 2006
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LOL PWN3D
October 14th, 2006
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After hearing that... my life is complete.
October 14th, 2006
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I'll make the changes. Let me know if anything else is wrong in the transcript.
October 14th, 2006
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oh em gee
October 14th, 2006
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Incredible
October 14th, 2006
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-1 for Littleton. damn you.
October 14th, 2006
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I would never heard this if u didn't post it. Thanks I will never stop laughing
October 14th, 2006
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Now I kinda wish I didn't sign up for the "Do Not Call" list. I could've had me some fun.
October 14th, 2006
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I hate that talk show, those idiots have the most annoying laughs. It would be good without them.
October 14th, 2006
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Plus the guy just commited a felony, impersonating a police officer.
October 14th, 2006
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y'know...i think this call's a fake. it reads & is paced like a comedy sketch. i mean, obviously a hilarious one, but still prescripted. anyone else think so?
October 14th, 2006
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'Effort' means nothing, many YTMNDs take a long time to create/make and yet they SUCK. Sometimes the simplest things are the most entertaining/funny. Screw downvoting nazis, this is funny and I've never heard it before, 5'd.
October 15th, 2006
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Bob & Tom show f*cking rules. 5'd.
October 15th, 2006
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That is great.
October 15th, 2006
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if you downvote this youre a nazi? ok. nazi lost its meaning obviously. people have different opinions, i vote based on quality, as do you. i have a different opinion than you on this and for that reason im a nazi, thats stupid. anyways, sorry sphonix i heard it before and didnt find it funny first time.
October 15th, 2006
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insta 5
October 15th, 2006
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nice find. hilarious.
October 15th, 2006
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LAWL PWNED
October 15th, 2006
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Props because you found it and made that image.
October 15th, 2006
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I have a new hero. And his name is Tom Mabe.
October 15th, 2006
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that was awesome.... P.S. I am in Colorado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
October 15th, 2006
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Spellcheck what you wrote, and check what they said. There was a few small things you missed in audio you didn't type out.
October 15th, 2006
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win
October 15th, 2006
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BigRed, I chose to leave some of the repeating interjections out (but if it is something else tell me), and I have spell checked it all before.
October 15th, 2006
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There's no "O" in Las Vegas. Good find though.
October 15th, 2006
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Win.
October 15th, 2006
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The downvoters for this site seriously suck. Seriously. -Downvoted for Laughing Noises? -Downvoted for being found on the internet? (What f*cking YTMND isn't made from sh*t they found on the internet?!?!) -Being too "easy"? (thats a good one. how many YTMNDS have you seen where the sound doesn't synch? this one does.) DOWNVOTERS SUCK!
October 15th, 2006
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thing is ytmnd goes nuts when ebaums takes crap from other websites. "EBAUM IS A THIEF LETS RAID BLAH BLAH" but when ytmnd takes something from another website its perfectly ok because its cited. its so lame though, i mean you go on a website and hear it first then later you go on ytmnd and hear the same thing and its not funny. a year ago the highest rated site on ytmnd was not much higher than a 4.5. now ytmnd is full of people that 5 undeserving sites and 1 deserving sites, its killing the site.
October 15th, 2006
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back then a 4.5 rating was like "holy sh*t, one of the best things ive ever seen" kind of thing. now you see stolen crap get the same rating, its ridiculous. same problem with fads, some people will 5 anything with a fad in it. LOL THE CHAIR TURNED INTO NEDM, COMEDY GENIUS.
October 15th, 2006
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mattdh12, the big complant about ebaum was that material was posted on his site that was uncited and he refused to remove it even when asked by the original authors, not that he found something on the net and posted it.
October 15th, 2006
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which is kind of why i commented the same thing over and over. i saw cooke's comment "rated higher than 105 of my 106 sites, what I am doing wrong" and i was just like wow, because cooke has a lot of my favorite ytmnds and has original stuff and stuff that is actually funny. from what i remember this is better than none of his sites, nevermind 105 of them.
October 15th, 2006
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i apologize for going on and on and on but 4.49 is wow.
October 15th, 2006
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And ergh. It appears people have been downvoting my other sites because of this...
October 15th, 2006
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LOL this is hilarious. I effin hate telemarketers. nice find.
October 15th, 2006
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Win. Frickin' win! 5'd.
October 15th, 2006
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LMAO, let's say I wanna write your *ss a letter. A winner is you!
October 15th, 2006
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http://bahbahbobop.ytmnd.com/
October 15th, 2006
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http://bahbahbobop.ytmnd.com/
October 15th, 2006
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Bob and Tom ftw.
October 15th, 2006
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As a former Telemarketer for the NRA i can really appreciate this YTMND and yes telemarketer and NRA... I'm supprised i got my soul back, much less 401k options
October 15th, 2006
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wonderful!
October 15th, 2006
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I'll remember to to that next time.
October 15th, 2006
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It was funny but that poor telemarketer was just doing his job
October 15th, 2006
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Now that is F-ing funny!
October 15th, 2006
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F*CKING WIN
October 15th, 2006
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Instant Win! LMFAO
October 15th, 2006
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F*ckin brrrrilliant! Just brilliant.
October 15th, 2006
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-1 for spelling Las Vegas wrong.
October 15th, 2006
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Bob & Tom are the most annoying 'laughing' f*gs in history
October 15th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
October 15th, 2006
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5 because its funny. - 2 because you didn't do the sound yourself but + 1 for the transcript. 4'd
October 15th, 2006
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MEXICAN MIDGETS FTW!!!!
October 15th, 2006
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sound origin is the Bob and Tom show, fix it and get a 4.
October 15th, 2006
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"Sought" in connection, not sort.
October 15th, 2006
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lol. this goes up there with the sp00n prank call. ftw
October 15th, 2006
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He says: "Cute little Mexican midget... wearing a sombrero."
October 15th, 2006
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Bob and Tom ftw!
October 15th, 2006
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Las Vegas* Littleton Police Department, not local police department.
October 15th, 2006
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fantastic. what a sucker.
October 15th, 2006
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ROFLMAO! Im trying this next time they call (in 5 mins)
October 15th, 2006
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Epic!
October 15th, 2006
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this is f*ckin great!!!
October 15th, 2006
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LOL, 5'd, fav'd. Too good.
October 15th, 2006
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THAT WAS BADASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
October 15th, 2006
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As someone who worked for a month as a telemarketer back in '98 I have no pity. Some telemarketers are just honost people trying to get by but many are heartless f*cks who get sadistic pleasure from harassing people on the phone.
October 15th, 2006
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all you did was took a radio station audio and wrote the words and posted it. +1 for funny but you did no work at all.
October 15th, 2006
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I LIVE IN LITTLETON, COLORADO!!
October 15th, 2006
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waffles
October 15th, 2006
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awesome
October 15th, 2006
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FIVER!
October 15th, 2006
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Bob and Tom ftw.
October 15th, 2006
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pretty funny
October 15th, 2006
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Good find. I wish the image was a little more creative though...
October 15th, 2006
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LMFAO!!!
October 15th, 2006
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October 15th, 2006
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lmao genius
October 15th, 2006
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XD
October 15th, 2006
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correction, rated higher than all of my sites
October 15th, 2006
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guys you forget that the "you're the man now dog" ytmnd that started ytmnd was just a quote from a moive, with a picture in the background, and some text overlay. Nothing original. Just a funny quote from a movie. This guy took a hilarious gag from a radio show, and added a *gasp* animated gif with it! He should get a 10 out of 5! Ytmnds dont have to have a sweeping storyline and awesome special effects to be good...
October 15th, 2006
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guys you forget that the "you're the man now dog" ytmnd that started ytmnd was just a quote from a moive, with a picture in the background, and some text overlay. Nothing original. Just a funny quote from a movie. This guy took a hilarious gag from a radio show, and added a *gasp* animated gif with it! He should get a 10 out of 5! Ytmnds dont have to have a sweeping storyline and awesome special effects to be good...
October 15th, 2006
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haha f*cking telemarketers
October 15th, 2006
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I've never seen someone adequently use the original YTMND in an argument
October 15th, 2006
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O M F G laughing far too hard right now
October 15th, 2006
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Oh my god. I can not wait to do this sh*t.
October 15th, 2006
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lol
October 15th, 2006
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winner winner chicken diner!!
October 15th, 2006
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lmao... pwnage.
October 15th, 2006
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too funny
October 15th, 2006
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Haha that was awesome. Being able to read along helped a LOT.
October 15th, 2006
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Funny, but that guy is an *ssh*l*e. I feel sorry for the telemarketer.
October 15th, 2006
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holy sh*t...FTMFW!!! 555555/555555
October 15th, 2006
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5
October 15th, 2006
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im actually going to do this
October 15th, 2006
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I hereby award that guy some pie. He wins.
October 15th, 2006
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pure pwnage
October 15th, 2006
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It's LAS Vegas not LOS.. I think..?
October 15th, 2006
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lol i loved it
October 15th, 2006
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Yeah, I fixed it before, but it appears I didn't upload it... Strange.
October 15th, 2006
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Frankenstien never scared me.
October 15th, 2006
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PWNED
October 15th, 2006
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That laughing is annoying as sh*t.
October 15th, 2006
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Were you his gay lover? FTW.
October 15th, 2006
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Good phone call,but I couldn't f*cking stand the people laughing.Most annoying laughs ever.
October 15th, 2006
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Mattdh12, there's a difference between voicing your opinion and voicing it over a dozen times so YOUR SINGLE OPINION has more say than another, that's why they called you a Nazi. I wouldnt dare say call you that but I dont think you have the right to vote on something several times.
October 15th, 2006
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Best prank ever.
October 15th, 2006
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Hillarious but you earn that extra star if you put some pictures in with the text.
October 15th, 2006
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5'D for a good lol.
October 15th, 2006
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p e n i s
October 15th, 2006
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Very funny, but a I don't need to hear Douchey fake radio voice laughter to know something is funny. Shut the f*ck up and let the audio speak for itself.
October 15th, 2006
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Heard this a while back.
October 15th, 2006
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pretty good. tries too hard at the end though
October 15th, 2006
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what did you "correct" ?
October 15th, 2006
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Opie and Anthony > Tom and Bob
October 15th, 2006
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A cute little Mexican midget, lol.
October 15th, 2006
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cute little mexican midget!
October 15th, 2006
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lol, I love these
October 15th, 2006
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Victoly
October 15th, 2006
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WIN
October 15th, 2006
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The one that gives us!
October 15th, 2006
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that makes me want to do something like that
October 15th, 2006
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Amazing
October 16th, 2006
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That is great
October 16th, 2006
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BEST PRANK EVER
October 16th, 2006
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i lol'd
October 16th, 2006
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lmao the whole time.
October 16th, 2006
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lol
October 16th, 2006
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'sought'' not 'sort'
October 16th, 2006
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Wow, that may have been the best one of these I've heard in a while.
October 16th, 2006
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Are you his gay lover? Still, "You Stole MY Newspaper" > all.
October 16th, 2006
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Someone wins the internet
October 16th, 2006
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classic
October 16th, 2006
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lol
October 16th, 2006
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The hosts need to shut the f*ck up but other than that. awesome!
October 16th, 2006
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way funny, annoying hosts though, and no original content, so i cant really give it above a 4
October 16th, 2006
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Take that, you freakin telemakers!
October 16th, 2006
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I gotta do that sometime!
October 16th, 2006
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I laughed till I peed.
October 16th, 2006
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Bob & Tom FTW
October 16th, 2006
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freaking awesome
October 16th, 2006
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October 16th, 2006
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October 16th, 2006
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I lol'd
October 16th, 2006
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all the downvoting in this thread seems to have stopped. do i really hafta take the initiative?
October 16th, 2006
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awsome
October 16th, 2006
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"all the downvoting in this thread seems to have stopped. do i really hafta take the initiative?" Go back to sucking dr-l337's dick.
October 16th, 2006
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^ um, wow. i have no idea where that came from, so i have no clue how to respond.
October 16th, 2006
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LOL! So awesome!!
October 16th, 2006
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Best prank call ever.
October 16th, 2006
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Best prank call ever!
October 16th, 2006
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Cheap find or not it gave me a good chuckle 4'ed
October 16th, 2006
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That was epic pwnage
October 16th, 2006
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ownage.
October 16th, 2006
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Great
October 16th, 2006
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wow, that totally made my day!
October 16th, 2006
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awsome i might have to fav this.
October 16th, 2006
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If bob and tom made a YTMND, i would probably give it a five. If someone else took a bob and tom sound clip and put a transcript that is not even necessary, i would probably give it a 3. Also -1 because your sound credit says "Tom and Bob Show".
October 16th, 2006
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lol
October 16th, 2006
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Laughed my *ss off
October 16th, 2006
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those f*cking f*ggots need to stop laughing through it
October 16th, 2006
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PWND!
October 16th, 2006
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Holy sh*t, I wish I were so talented. Kudos to this Mabe guy, I hope he gets paid the big dollars for those recordings.
October 16th, 2006
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Win of the highest calibur.
October 16th, 2006
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RAMONE! FETCH ME A GOOD RADIO HOST! RAAAMOOOONE! TELL THESE POS RADIO HOSTS TO SHOVE THIER FACES UP THEIR ASSES! RAAAMOOONE!....
October 16th, 2006
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Greatest prank call ever...
October 16th, 2006
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Good times.
October 16th, 2006
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Funniest thing i've seen all day
October 16th, 2006
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lol
October 16th, 2006
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...YOU WIN
October 16th, 2006
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made of gold, god, jesus, win, success and anything else i forgot
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I'm doing this. Seriously. If I ever get a telemarketer...
October 16th, 2006
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A+++ WINNAR
October 16th, 2006
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f'in pwnt
October 16th, 2006
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A+A+A+A+A+A+A+ Super Fast Shipping!
October 16th, 2006
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thats fukn ridicurous. NEver heard a telemarketer bug out like that, got him really stired up too
October 16th, 2006
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Win
October 16th, 2006
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best
October 16th, 2006
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Ahahah, brilliant.
October 16th, 2006
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My dad is best friends with a guy thats on the bob and tom show all the time! this one pwns!
October 16th, 2006
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OMG my dad acually showed me this same sketch LAST WEEK lol its awsome that they got it on ytmnd now...good work!
October 16th, 2006
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^ !!!
October 16th, 2006
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not bad....never heard that one before
October 16th, 2006
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lol mexican midgets
October 16th, 2006
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funny, but it's sad when stolen material like this makes 4.63 rating and gets over 30 thousand views without any edits. I mean, could have easily found this on digg.com
October 16th, 2006
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then again I guess this is the "quality" I should have expected from the guy who lazily threw up the AOL phonecall stolen from Digg.com
October 16th, 2006
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This is gold. THIS is a real prank call. That other one was just over the top nonsense. Funny nonsense, but not even vaguely awesome as a prank call. I've been meaning to set my answering machine up so people think I'm on the line & need to answer the door before they ever get to leave a message or realize I'm not there! =P
October 16th, 2006
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i lol
October 16th, 2006
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WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN
October 16th, 2006
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5 for the effort of actually making a transcript.
October 16th, 2006
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YES YES
October 16th, 2006
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WINS!
October 17th, 2006
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ftw
October 17th, 2006
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LMAO! I think I'm actually going to have to get surgery to stitch my guts back up after watching this.
October 17th, 2006
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There is no amount of stars for this.
October 17th, 2006
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funny
October 17th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA
October 17th, 2006
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Internet. Yours. Etc.
October 17th, 2006
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5
October 17th, 2006
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that guy owns.
October 17th, 2006
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*And i said WHAT........ the hell.... and i said WHAT........... the hell...*
October 17th, 2006
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Well played.
October 17th, 2006
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BUH-RIL-YANT!!!
October 17th, 2006
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haha awesome
October 17th, 2006
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LOL'ed
October 17th, 2006
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Funny, yes - so +1. I've heard these before and this is just like putting a new release song on YTMND. This required no individual thought or much effort to make, nor is it your original work, so I can't give more than 2. Improper forum for such a funny.
October 17th, 2006
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That excellent, 5*
October 17th, 2006
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Tom Mabe pwnz 5 FTW!!1
October 17th, 2006
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LOOOOOOOL
October 17th, 2006
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Nice. At least the people here have some sense. The idiots that voted the crazy telemarketer ytmnds support telemarketers I guess.
October 17th, 2006
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Also I agree with the guys comparing this to ebaums. That's what it is, but I guess unedited crap is still popular in ytmnd. I'm not really helping with my vote either. :(
October 17th, 2006
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Oh dude, I was thinking of doing this long before, this one was well executed but I was thinking when someone calls and I'd say "Oh..I'm sorry...nyeahnyeahnyeah passed away..Oh my god, you didn't know?"
October 17th, 2006
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Excellent
October 17th, 2006
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Yes... I was his gay lover...
October 17th, 2006
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you kids are pathetic
October 17th, 2006
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this is f*cking amazing!
October 17th, 2006
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Bob and Tom FTW
October 17th, 2006
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Very nice
October 17th, 2006
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Apparently 0 creativity = 4.64 stars. Don't get me wrong... I thought this clip was hilarious, but Sphonix should be getting credit for finding and posting it, not creating it. Why are you guys acting like he wrote this, or like it was him on the phone? The highest-rated sites really should be those that are funny because of the site authors' contributions. I feel like handing someone a DVD of Office Space and taking a bow.
October 17th, 2006
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This is too freaking funny!!!!
October 17th, 2006
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Made my day.
October 17th, 2006
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WINNERS!
October 17th, 2006
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Glorious
October 17th, 2006
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I have to take a point off for the f*cking jackasses laughing in the backround. F*ck Bob and Tom.
October 17th, 2006
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lol midgets with sombreros
October 17th, 2006
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holy hell *FAV!*
October 17th, 2006
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Got to love the Bob and Tom show!
October 17th, 2006
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This is so gay. It's probably a staged call, and those *ssh*l*e radio hosts are ruining it anyways. F*ck off and die in a fire (FOADIAF).
October 17th, 2006
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Funny, but 1'd for stolen :O
October 17th, 2006
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you can't even give him credit for FINDING it, for god's sake one of his keywords is DIGG
October 17th, 2006
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Wow...Bob and Tom Show audio with subtitles.
October 17th, 2006
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That was simply magical!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
October 17th, 2006
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hahah
October 17th, 2006
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Heh, I thought those hosts sounded like Bob & Tom. I need to listen to them more often xD
October 17th, 2006
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so much win
October 17th, 2006
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lol im like 2 minutes from littleton colorado
October 17th, 2006
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Tom Mabe is made of epic win.
October 17th, 2006
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That's better then being on the "Do not call list."
October 17th, 2006
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This kicks so much ass.
October 17th, 2006
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Every downvoter is 11 and a virgin, this call and you FTW!
October 17th, 2006
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F*CKWIN
October 17th, 2006
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That is hilarious.
October 17th, 2006
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hilarious, but you didn't do it
October 17th, 2006
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lol long audio but awesome , you WIN ^_^
October 17th, 2006
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priceless......
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