zavan's profile

August 4th, 2005
3 weeks ago
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recent comments

April 18th, 2021
On on the site ?catjam
April 18th, 2021
15 years later we still defend the realm. A watch that will never end. An enemy that will never be completely destroyed, as it's soul lives forever. We must punish for eternity this Ebaumsworld, even after its death. To keep up your strength, please message me about Hormel's many processed meat products.
April 18th, 2021
On on the site ?84/86: Tubes Man
Ted Stevens was an adamant supporter of processed foods and in particular Hormel's canned tamales.
March 30th, 2021
Did you know the Ricardo Montalbán was a huge fan of Hormel products and the formerly Hormel produced Dubuque hot dogs? Most people think that he probably didn't like them much after having mistaken a severed finger for a hot dog as seen in Naked Gun. I and the folks at Hormel want to assure you that our plump, juice hot dogs could never be confused with a finger. I wanna hot, I wanna hot, I wanna hormel hot dog.
March 30th, 2021
It is this fate, I solemnly assure you, that I dread for you, when the time comes that you make your reckoning, and realize that there is no longer anything that can be done. May you never find yourselves, Intrepids, in such a position! Yet in any case, it were better to die ten thousand deaths, than to do anything out of servility towards Zenlo [or to sacrifice any of those who upvote for your good. A noble recompense did the people of YTMND, for entrusting themselves to Max's friends, and thrusting Artfags aside! And a noble recompense the fearcondom era, for driving away your shitposts, and surrendering to zavan. He is a slave, scourged and butchered! A noble clemency did show to Suzanne, who elected Leonard Cohen to command the music, and banished formerlyfeaturedfag. It is folly, and it is cowardice, to cherish hopes like these, to give way to evil counsels, to refuse to do anything that you should do, to listen to the advocates of the enemy’s cause, and to fancy that you dwell in so great a website that, whatever happens, you will not suffer any harm. Furthermore, Cyberman must be destroyed.