slurve's recent comments:

December 15th, 2009
5 for Tony Schiavone.
November 27th, 2008
On on the site ?<site deleeted>
My opinion is that this site right here is fantastic.
November 9th, 2008
Just like John Stockton!
November 9th, 2008
On on the site ?Democrat Dribble
I've missed the slimmed down version of the National Anthem on Dabol Dribel. It's the closest thing we've ever had to combat Nicolai Volkov's slimmed down version of the Russian Anthem.
November 4th, 2008
Sometimes losing doesn't hurt as much when you can walk away giving a big f*ck you to the folks who decided you should lose.
October 14th, 2008
When did Mikal Felphs get glasses? Is he wearing 'em to look more intelligent ala Sly Stallone?
October 12th, 2008
On on the site ?R.I.P Graham Arnold
Aussie football coach. That's soccer for us folks hanging out in North America. Well, except Mexico.
September 28th, 2008
THE CHINA THE CHINA THE CHINA THE CHINA
September 10th, 2008
I watch this every couple of weeks, and I laugh every time. That green trail of gas, followed by her dropping *ss will likely forever make me laugh. "Many women think they have a yeast infection when they don't. BLAT!"
August 30th, 2008
Stimey, dammit.
August 27th, 2008
pood id en yo mowf.
August 17th, 2008
On on the site ?Watermelon Man Dance
It's either Anson Williams or a spry Dudley Moore.
August 17th, 2008
It was a long way to go for the joke I hoped for, but I ATE it up. ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE ATE
August 13th, 2008
Wanna know how I got these stretch marks?
August 7th, 2008
Go get some beer. Send the kids away, we gonna have sex tonight, and get really drunk, and then go to Subway and ask prairiedogeric10 for some fries, and best buy.
August 7th, 2008
On on the site ?Urgent 911 Call
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I'm gonna go out and get me a pack of Bud Light. Then I'm gonna to drop off my 24 kids at the mall so they can run around and have fun. Then, I'm gonna go cash my check, that the government gave me so I can buy more Bud Light and maybe a cold cut combo from Subway.
August 1st, 2008
WON TOO FREE FOAH FIBE!
July 30th, 2008
On on the site ?HAHAHAHAHAHA
Indeed!
June 23rd, 2008
On on the site ?The Night Before...
Colored boy, huh? Why that lil sumbitch...
June 23rd, 2008
On on the site ?RIP Chris Farley
rip jared i am crying as i tipe this i miss u!!11 five doler foot longe!
May 14th, 2008
Aw, don't make me chase the chickens, Mick... Please don't make me chase the chickens.
April 1st, 2008
On on the site ?Jam On It!
I haven't heard that song in at least a decade and a half, and I'm pretty sure there was cardboard, baby powder and bandanas tied around various pant legs at that time.
March 18th, 2008
Top shelf. That's all.
March 3rd, 2008
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!
February 20th, 2008
Yanked already.
February 20th, 2008
Reply to slurve's comment on the site ?
Except for that whole spelling part. That's tough for me. Tijuana is much better. I lose because I win.
February 20th, 2008
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Tiajuana Taxi. I know my Herb Alpert, dammit.
January 22nd, 2008
You could quit your whining and find something to feel good about in life. Just a suggestion, seeing as you summoned folks for an opinion.
January 16th, 2008
On on the site ?CS101 - Success!
Can you believe it, you've already finished CS101... You think you can do Matlab?