I love how people are complaining about a lack of originality and still give 5 stars to the played out Harry Potter s-h-i-t fest. Judge each YTMND on its own merits. This is obviously far better than Keaton’s god-awful remix—which is lacking any semblance of rhythm or tone—and pales in comparison to this very enjoyable remix.
The final admission that YTMND of yesteryear is forever gone; this is a pathetic attempt of trying to resurrect what YTMND once was, and a pitiful display of resurfacing a joke because the creative juices are utterly sapped. This is tantamount to your grandpa telling you about how great he used to be. We can only feel sorry for the man whose life has long been over. Mere memories only remain as to what he once was. R.I.P. YTMND.
“If you imagine, in so far as it is approximately possible, the sum total of distress, pain and suffering of every kind which the sun shines upon in its course, you will have to admit it would have been much better if the sun had been able to call up the phenomenon of life as little on the earth as on the moon; and if, here as there, the surface were still in a crystalline condition.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
There he found himself—in the shadow of an intellectual giant; whether or not his popularity was merited it couldn’t be denied—Schopenhauer was caught up in the whirlwind that was Hegel and cast asunder. Only a few men of his time had the good fortune of stumbling upon him as does the man who trips over his shoelaces only to look up and notice the oft neglected sunset whose beauty takes a grip of his soul. Yet, his unflinching attitude towards life takes us aback. This is why they call him a pessimist:
Nietzsche did in fact go insane. It was (most likely) caused from a syphilitic infection he had gotten earlier in his life while “visiting” a brothel. However, all of his nominal works had already been written prior to his mental collapse; to say he went insane blithely does not make that distinction.
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.
-- Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)
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Aerofriction
Sources updated. I remember that show now."
- Sorry, my good sir, I cannot excuse this demagoguery. I would normally give this a “5” as I am a fan of Home Movies/Coach McGuirk (Jon H. Benjamin). However, you are a fraud. Do yourself a favor, watch the show and enjoy it. Obviously, you know nothing of its greatness. Be gone heathen.
In the face of tyranny man has stood up for what can only be described as the highest ideal: freedom. They faced the despotic, the cruel, and the utmost of evils. They died knowing that they themselves will never know freedom. Yet, they died knowing that freedom was worth dying for. For that, I am eternally greatful.
It’s “Father’s Day” not “Fathers’ Day.” You show a great deal of recklessness when it comes to using an apostrophe and I can’t help but wonder what kind of human being would show such negligence and hostility towards the English language. I’ll pray to Raptor Jesus to slowly claw away your sinful flesh and sh*t it out back into your mouth.
If only there was this much resistance while all the major religions were merely cults. Take a look at yourself and your silly beliefs: You honor, worship, and revere ignorant barbarous men and their scribbling of years past. It bred inquisitions, witch burnings, and unspeakable acts of torture. The heretics brave enough to resist this doctrine of hate paid the ultimate price. If Lord Xenu had died on the cross most of you would all call yourselves Xenutians and be proud of your ignorance.
- One of the truly smart and funny sitcoms of our time. For example:
[Looking at the babies at the nursery]
Tommy Solomon: Which one is it?
Dick Solomon: It must be him - it's hideous.
Man: Hey, that's my daughter.
Dick Solomon: I'm so sorry. SHE'S hideous.
The Problem of Robocop: If God does not know that Robocop is going to punch Jesus in the face then he is not omniscient. If God knows that Robocop is going to punch Jesus in the face but cannot prevent it he is not omnipotent. If God knows that Robocop is going to punch Jesus in the face but chooses not to prevent it he is not omnibenevolent.
"Contrary to the fantasies of the fundamentalists, there was no deathbed conversion, no last minute refuge taken in a comforting vision of a heaven or an afterlife. For Carl, what mattered most was what was true, not merely what would make us feel better. Even at this moment when anyone would be forgiven for turning away from the reality of our situation, Carl was unflinching. As we looked deeply into each other's eyes, it was with a shared conviction that our wondrous life together was ending forever."
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- I am pretty sure that Barry used some winstrol and probably stacked it with some clomid or nolvadex. Nothing major, it’s not like he’s using nubain or dropping a-bombs (anadrol).
¯LOL @ Women driving. They are so adorable when they try to do things men can (everything). Their vaginas are parking garages and my penis is the car! :D :D :D :D
This quite literally made my day. With all the self-destructive YTMND's - this serves as the ray of light piercing the dark abyss that is the redundant fad(s). Now when I die, I can say that I have lived. For that, I thank you.
This is more than music: It depicts the majesty of the human mind and how the limits of 8-bit music were broken by innovative minds. Nothing will come to close to this sound; if there were a heaven this would be its music.
- This YTMND was done in a timely fashion and yet does not skimp on quality. I therefore proclaim this YTMND 5-star worthy and will proceed to rub fish oil on my phallus.
This YTMND deserves more accolades and recognition than many other of the more popular YTMND's of this nature. Sir, just know that your genius was not lost on me and I will forever cherish this YTMND in my chortling heart.
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