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October 7th, 2010
On on the site ?karma
The perils of being a 17th-year senior.
October 6th, 2010
Is he changing the station... with his MIND?
October 6th, 2010
On on the site ?Geordi: ZAP, SU.
Goddammit, Data, get off your lazy positronic ass and help a brotha out.
July 27th, 2010
I still don't understand why Captain Cisco/Hawk from Spenser for Hire is so pissed.
July 15th, 2010
Computer-inflecting your voice for the entire song is pretty much tantamount to an admission that your singing is shittier than a row of unattended-to Port-a-Potties.
July 15th, 2010
Some throats are golden, some are pewter.
July 15th, 2010
On on the site ?Fisk.
The only thing creepier is the song "Even a Miracle Needs a Hand."
July 15th, 2010
On on the site ?
Apparently Gotham City had a spell where absolutely fuck-all was going on.
June 16th, 2010
On on the site ?
Little known fact: he actually killed Bob Uecker during that sketch and we've been stuck with a cyborg replacement for the last 20 years.
June 14th, 2010
Jesus, Fawlty, chill out
May 21st, 2010
Good job, Commander. Have a bonus brain-worm for your effort.
May 13th, 2010
I think they are now going to unfuck themselves and start shitting him Tiffany cufflinks.
May 10th, 2010
Expertly parodied by the Venture Brothers in Season 3. Didn't Willie Aames win an Oscar for Zapped?
May 10th, 2010
Now if we get Sam Kinison from Back to School in there...
May 7th, 2010
"A sad, crying clown in an iron lung... I've always wanted one of those."
May 7th, 2010
On on the site ?Gik'tal Kombat
And that's why you were kicked out of diplomacy school, you silly Klingon.
May 7th, 2010
Acting! Genius!
May 4th, 2010
Fembot: Bender, honey, we love you.

Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!
May 4th, 2010
The same thing happened (on a greatly diminished scale) with a dolphin, Adam West and Burt Ward, and a torpedo in the Batman movie (1966).
May 4th, 2010
The subject is out of compliance; better get an ED-209 to enforce the deputy's instructions.
April 30th, 2010
On on the site ?Below Zero?
(9)
And that's the story of how Louie Anderson came to host Family Feud.
April 28th, 2010
On on the site ?Led Intervention
(1)
Man, Danny Glover looks like CRAP.
April 28th, 2010
Deep Throat: I was at a party once, and, uh, Liddy put his hand over a candle, and he kept it there. He kept it right in the flame until his flesh was burned. Somebody said, "What's the trick?" And Liddy said, "The trick is not minding."
April 27th, 2010
On on the site ?Death Can Result
Damn, David Dinkins went crazy.
April 26th, 2010
On on the site ?DATADOWN
No kitty THAT'S A BAD KITTY
April 26th, 2010
I get the feeling that he's not going to pay a lot for that muffler.
April 19th, 2010
On on the site ?I'm Falling to Pieces
Use the Faith No More song "Falling to Pieces" and you've got a winner, esp. with the follow-up line: "Somebody put me together!"
April 19th, 2010
Something happened to his sense of cinematic taste after Spenser: For Hire ran its course.
April 14th, 2010
Not pictured: taser to the rectum.
April 8th, 2010
We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're RIDING!!