the hobo in the drain and i cut off his achilles tendan and made him eat it and then i raped his wife and children and shot them wit halot of heroin so the they exploded and the i ran into a wall and i was like ouch that hurt but the then kitty came back so i powerdrilled it to the front of my car and shot it with an rpg and the kitty was like, howd u get an RPG? and i was like i dono kitty but im now going to kill you and the kitty threw its crumpet at me and i exploded and now im dead. the end.
asked him for my liver back but the kitty said that the liver was now his so i chased the kitty around and then i fell and the kitty laughed at me but i kicked it and it xploded and my liver was left behind so i ate it and i had a liver again but the kitty came back and demanded a crumpet so i made a crumpet and then i killed the kitty and then i mastrbated and scat on the remains of the kitty all night long and then i went up and raped the indian in the butthole and fingered its peehole and then i went to
he told me that he was the one who pulled me down the drain earlier and who got me covered in the balloons and i so i said to the hobo that that was not a very nice thing to do because i am just a person like him but the hobo didnt like me very much so he ran away but he got blown up by a trip mine that the indians had set and the cat returned from the grave and ate my liver so then i went ot he doctor and i was like doctor may i please have a new liver and the doctorsaid no so i went back to the kitty and
i am bleeding and it was not a very nice thing to do to shoot m like that so then i went back down to the top of the mountain and the kitty said how can you go down to the top and i told him because i have AIDS and the kitty shot me with a gun and i got better from the AIDS and i ran in the meadow and then the kitty got shot in vietnam and i went to his grave and sat on it and said thanks to you kitty for healing my AIDS and then i went back home and met the hobo outside my house who lives in the drain and
drain and then i was covered in popped water balloons so then te kids down the street ran into me with their roller-boots and then i fell on the pavement and the kitty laughed at me and i said hey itty stop laughing but then he jumped out of the tree and hit me with hist paw and i tried to tell he kitty that wasnt nice but then an eclipse happened and i got shot with a bow and arrow form the indians that live up in the hills and then i ot on my scooter and climbed up the mountain and said to the indian that
one time i was driving down the road and there was this kitty in the the tree so i said to the kitty "your ridiculous" and the kitty said back to me that he would like some tea and crumpets but i didnt know what crumpts were so i went to my freinds mom and told her that the cat in the tree wanted some crumpets but she said that that was ridiculous so then i went back to the cat and i said, hey cat, i dont have any crumpets but is there anything else i can get for you and as he was answering i fell down the
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