This country is not even racist. That's what's so insane about this.

If I had another father, I wish Jackie Chan was my father because I love the way he'd make me grow up. Also, was that a Dog Bites Man reference in there?

Get the hell out of my car old man!

Did he fire six shots or only five?

But they're a peaceful people. They have no weapons.

The birthing scene always kind of bothered me

That is funnier than this whole site (if you get it). Also, why wasn't JUDAS Priest used?

No man, you're not supposed to finish. Oh that's disgusting.

Good form!

I woke up with a clowns hand in my pants.

the Dr. W on the bass drum !!!!

will you be my undertaker?

Holy sh*t. Do not press that button

dear lord

Nazi Eruption! This one is better though http://raiderslayer.ytmnd.com/

It's true. This man has no penis.

Only the penatent man shall pass.

She doesn't really need them either.

Should have left in Lando's somber "I'm sorry."

Noted and changed. Last time I ever trust my memory.

I was going to put Clint Eastwood eyes on the chair, but my photoshop skills are nonexistant.

Lord knows I've spent rolls and rolls of quarters on those games.

want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

1. Since you are such an expert on the film, remind me the last name of the actor who played Private Ryan. 2. US, British, and Russian troops were regular soldiers of the Wehrmacht? Wow I did not know that. Are you the president, director, and host of the History Channel? 3. Yes the song was crappy because it had absolutely nothing to do with being on fire. Because I'm feeling extremely generous, you are a total f*g.

You're never gonna make it....you know that.

Late, but 5 cigars! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Out of control. I love this fad.

I have no idea what the hell that was, but I laughed really hard at the Rosie O'Donnel Jupiter. So I gave you a 4.

awesome, clever, and awesome

5d for arrested development, fonzie, and the keyword "sit on it"