@Digeridude: Alex, what supporting facts can you give us to support the veracity of your letter? Snopes calls into question the smart quotes from 1994, the 4/20, and the similarity of the name to Adolph Hitler. Those I could believe, but what sets off my bs-meter is the "fifth grade math teacher". In elementary school you have a primary teacher, with separate instructors for music, art, and phys ed. But you primary teacher instructs you in grammar, history, math, etc.

What school did you attend? Where was it located? Have you talked to Mr. Hilliker since you posted his note? Can you give us any details that will let us verify that your note is not a hoax?