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aluminummallard
February 8th, 2021
3:19:36 AM CST
On on the site ?R.I.P. my old pc
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brb gonna go hug my 09 battlestation
aluminummallard
November 22nd, 2020
4:56:44 AM CST
On on the site ?rainy day
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Thanks, a decade later.
aluminummallard
October 2nd, 2020
11:55:34 PM CDT
On on the site ?Can't Stop the 'Rona
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Noice.
aluminummallard
May 27th, 2012
10:07:12 PM CDT
On on the site ?SUCKINONAchillyDOG
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Sliding your face across it ≠ sucking it.
aluminummallard
October 25th, 2011
8:58:02 PM CDT
On on the site ?Who's Next 2011
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Hopefully science can resurrect Steve Jobs so he can die again.

Ah shit, I didn't know Hightower died. =/

One Hightower is worth 10 Steve Jobs.
aluminummallard
October 25th, 2011
8:52:05 PM CDT
Reply to Merrick001's comment on the site ?Guess the Celebrity Beach Bellies!
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My name is not Quaid!
aluminummallard
October 25th, 2011
7:31:53 PM CDT
On on the site ?DOOT DOOT
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What, you want a DOOT DOOT? It's that DOOT DOOOOOT! Knawmsayin?
aluminummallard
September 9th, 2011
10:26:08 PM CDT
On on the site ?Danica Patrick's Vagina...
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Like a toothy vaginal magic trick?
aluminummallard
September 9th, 2011
10:22:58 PM CDT
On on the site ?Claudius the crybaby
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I was like, "wait no drill?!" Then bam, moneyshot.
aluminummallard
April 24th, 2011
11:42:51 AM CDT
On on the site ?WUB WUB WUB WUB IV: Spock Does LDS at Berkeley
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Fascinating.
aluminummallard
April 15th, 2011
11:05:20 PM CDT
On on the site ?TAPE ROCK
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I leh my tay rah tih mah tay pah.
aluminummallard
March 28th, 2011
7:42:45 PM CDT
On on the site ?Having a Wonderful Winter in Pennsylvania
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A few moments later, God struck him down for his shameless frivolity.
aluminummallard
July 10th, 2010
2:37:41 AM CDT
On on the site ?All those moments ...
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Emo matrix.
aluminummallard
April 22nd, 2010
9:52:58 PM CDT
On on the site ?Korben Dallas: Ruby Rapist
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I sure hope he bombards his ass with slightly greasy solar atoms first.
aluminummallard
April 14th, 2010
3:41:15 PM CDT
On on the site ?Tiger Tiger Tiger
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Weeeeeooooooweeeeeeoooooweeeeeeee!
aluminummallard
April 14th, 2010
3:39:13 PM CDT
On on the site ?The dogs go woof wooooof
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That's like a bat shit crazy alarm clock.
aluminummallard
February 2nd, 2010
10:13:42 PM CST
On on the site ?The Party Never Stops
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Bunsen leans like a cholo.
aluminummallard
December 13th, 2009
5:14:27 PM CST
On on the site ?jeffrey will you jeffrey what jeffrey you kicked the jeffrey will you jeffrey will you jeffrey what jeffrey don't do that j
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He was born on the 1st of Jeff in 19-Jeffty-Jeff.
aluminummallard
September 14th, 2009
8:41:42 PM CDT
On on the site ?1.21 jigawatt Plutonium
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What the hell is a jiggawatt?!?
aluminummallard
December 17th, 2008
7:11:02 PM CST
On on the site ?A Goodbye From Chowdah
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Via con dios.
aluminummallard
December 14th, 2008
11:19:49 PM CST
On on the site ?Basic Groove
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+5 for reviving CGA.
aluminummallard
November 10th, 2008
7:53:45 PM CST
Reply to nastybutler69's comment on the site ?Things Were Simpler In 1981
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This is simply barbaric!
aluminummallard
December 22nd, 2007
10:44:08 PM CST
On on the site ?(nsfw) Glover Is Packin'
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Yeah, pootie in your mouth!