I hesitated when downvoting this one, because I'm almost certain symantech is trying to get a rise out of anybody sensitive enough to whine about any unfair labeling going on here. On the other hand, I think I need to go the obvious route and point out that any one guy in those pictures probably gets more pussy in a night than symantech sees in a year. Well, this site sucks anyways.
I happen to enjoi being Minnesotan. First class of Lakeville North, represent. Too bad I decided to go to U of Iowa for college. I heard we just a flurry of bad weather up Minnesota, though. Truth, THEN?
How to be an Edgy Athiest, by Matthew386: Create Ytmnds ridiculing Jesus/Christianity. Spout meaningless anti-religious rhetoric. Get beat by jocks in the bathroom. Cope by fapping to "The God Delusion" and heading to a Manson concert. Blame society's underlying problems on Christianity. Graduate from highschool. Get a degree in graphic design. Fail.
By the way, where'd you find the images? Or did you put them together? Either way, excellent choice of music; Akira Yamaoka really hits the spot for this kind of stuff.
Rick Astley reaches as far and wide through the internet as light through the universe. That meme has acquired near infinite applicability but is getting god damn old. Still, I can't bring myself to downvote such a devastingly lovely voice.
I was going to downvote this into oblivion, but then I realized that you deserve props just for your sheer effectiveness at making me despise you so quickly. Here's a five. You earned it.
I really know no other way of expressing my disdain for this site other than simply saying this is one of the most unfunny peices of crap I've seen in recent weeks.
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