"And in the middle of them, with filthy body, matted hair, and unwiped nose, Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called Piggy."
PS: Politics aside, this deserves a 1 for overused music, bad presentation, and the incredible age of the joke. Every one who voted 5 based solely on America-hate should be ashamed of themselves.
1 because: 1. Its not true. 2. A modern Naval ship has about a .00001% probability of not know it is close to a coast. 3. If an aircraft carrier of any nation really wanted a lighthouse to move, that f*cking lighthouse would move one way or the other.
I was asleep on a bus once, and all of a sudden my boombox blasted the intro cough to Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath at full blast woke me the f*ck up. Thats kind of what this sh*t felt like.
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