If Blizzard could keep their servers up the players wouldn't have a chance to eat. You would think Alliance would be fatter because they eat during BG queue, but they don't have their mom to feed them food constantly like the horde. Plus they spend most of the downtime masturbating to their character and role playing, or both. HORDE: kek... KEK... MOM! THAT MEENS BRNG ME SOEM CHOCALATE MILK U NOOB. ALLIANCE: So are you female IRL? Well actu... WAIT! Forget it. Let's just pretend that you are.. *slaps ass*