I pulled up to the farm about 6 or 7
And I yelled to the trucker 'This smells like heaven'
I looked at my kingdom, It was all around
Mashed Potatoes, in Pillowy Mounds
I hitchhiked for a truck and when it came near
The license plate said TOTS and it had fries in the mirror
If anything I can say this truck had charm
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to the farm'
In west Boise, Idaho born and raised, in the garden was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and pullin up weeds outside of the school
When a couple of guys Who were lookin for food, started stealing taters from my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got alarmed
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle on the farm'
Now, this is a story all about how my dinner got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just site right down, I'll tell you how I got some mashed potatoes in pillowy mounds.
The original gif had a lot of lame unfunny, slow, drawn out jokes which I removed. I distilled it down to the best part. Consider it sampling and remixing of a site. Malboro27 requested someone make a site like this and I humored him.
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