In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

you think Alan Turing would be another gay Femboy with high thighs and rainbow Arch Linux rice with hyprland if he lived nowadays and someone invented a computer instead of him? : r/linuxsucks
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he'd probably be happy that there's a big lgbt community in tech 

track me

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MacOS?

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isn't tim apple literally gay

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In 2014, Cook became the first and only chief executive of a Fortune 500 company to publicly come out as gay.from wikipediaReplyreplyShareweberc2•1h agoLinux walked out on my mom and me when I was just a kid 😭"tim apple" lolReplyreplyShareSignificant-Cause919•48m agoThat's unironically what the president of the US calls him.ReplyreplyShareharsh-chaudhari•29m ago

put it in my mouthnigga

teehee, when I coded my software I used the word outline instead of stroke because of course its gay

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Max Goldberg rides on a extra long dragon dildo up and down while listening to this song

so is ray the seeker like a lolcow of YTMND nowwadays?

I was YTMND's 2012 lolcow getting brainwashed by far right doctrines, but this guy is a new nutcase case

In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy jewish landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

In the chaotic world of internet memes, Max Silverberg, a greedy landlord turned web admin, runs "You're The Dog Now Man" (YTDNM.com), a meme creation site once beloved for its quirky community. Max, a 40-year-old with a penchant for gaudy suits and profiteering, sees YTDNM as his cash cow. The site’s star is Moon Head, a fictional character with a glowing lunar noggin, whose absurd, joyful memes—think Moon Head surfing on comets or juggling stars—spark endless laughter. Users adore crafting these wholesome creations, flooding the site with lunar love.But Max, obsessed with monetization, despises Moon Head’s non-commercial vibe. He bans top creators, deleting their accounts to push ad-heavy, low-effort memes that rake in clicks. Quality users, fed up with his greed, abandon YTDNM for rival sites like MemeLad and Gigglesphere, where Moon Head thrives. Max’s site withers, a digital ghost town, proving even a moon’s glow can’t outshine a community’s spirit.

A Morning in Tambov: The Radio Haven of Ivan PetrovIn the quiet city of Tambov, Russia, at precisely 8:00 AM, Ivan Petrov sits in his modest apartment, the aroma of black tea mingling with the faint scent of old books. The year is 2025, and the morning sun filters through a cracked window, casting slanted rays across his cluttered kitchen table. Ivan, a 52-year-old retired mechanic with a grizzled beard and a penchant for routine, tunes his ancient Soviet-era radio to Radio Rossii,its static hum a comforting ritual. The radio, a bulky relic with faded dials, crackles to life, filling the room with the day’s news, a blend of local weathercrisp at 5°Cand distant global murmurs.Ivan’s mornings are sacred, a time when Tambov feels like the center of the world. The radio’s voice, a soothing baritone, recounts regional harvests and Moscow politics, but Ivan listens for the interludes: folk songs from the Volga, or a rare broadcast of Tchaikovsky that makes his heart ache for youth. His apartment, adorned with faded floral wallpaper, holds relics of his life—tools from his factory days, a photo of his late wife, Marina. The radio is his tether to the present, a bridge to a Russia both familiar and ever-changing.Today, a story about Tambov’s apple festival catches his ear. He chuckles, imagining the market square bustling with vendors, a scene he’ll visit later. The radio shifts to a call-in show, where a woman from Voronezh laments rising bread prices. Ivan nods, sipping his tea, feeling the pulse of a nation through these voices. He doesn’t own a smartphone—too complicated, he say but this radio, repaired countless times with his own hands, is enough. It’s his window to the world, from Tambov’s snowy winters to tales of cosmonauts.As the clock nears 8:30, a song by Vladimir Vysotsky plays, its gritty lyrics stirring Ivan’s soul. He hums along, tapping a scarred finger on the table, lost in memories of factory nights and Marina’s laughter.

The Wireframe from Super Smash Bros. Melee: Icons of Digital FodderIn the annals of video game history, few elements embody the raw, unpolished charm of early 3D gaming quite like the Fighting Wire Frames from Super Smash Bros. Melee. Released in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube, Melee revolutionized the fighting genre with its chaotic, accessible brawling mechanics, drawing characters from Nintendo's vast universe into frenzied battles. Amidst this spectacle, the Wire Frames emerge as enigmatic antagonists in single-player modes, serving as both a nod to development practices and a test of player endurance. These skeletal, pink-lined humanoids are not playable fighters but essential fodder in modes like Adventure and Multi-Man Melee, representing the game's wireframe models—basic polygonal skeletons used in 3D animation to map character movements before texturing.Visually, the Wire Frames are a stark departure from Melee's vibrant cast. Composed of glowing pink lines forming a humanoid silhouette, they evoke the eerie minimalism of early computer graphics. Their "faces" bear the Super Smash Bros. logo, a circular emblem with an off-center cross, while a pulsating red heart pulses in their chests, hinting at a bizarre, artificial life force. Male and female variants exist, with the former modeled after the speedy racer Captain Falcon—borrowing his punches, kicks, and Falcon Knee—and the latter after the ethereal Zelda, utilizing her phantom slashes and lightning kicks (sans electricity). This dimorphism adds subtle variety: males exhibit aggressive homing behavior, charging relentlessly, while females play more passively, circling before striking. Both lack special moves (B-button attacks), rendering recoveries impossible, but low gravity in their arenas compensates, allowing high jumps to simulate flight.The Wire Frames' primary role is in training and challenge modes.

In 2015 this website was like a public bathroom which we made nasty and and undesirable as possible with non stop spam sites and Suzanne's many identities. Locke5 k0mputer and Vtech were the opposition, Locke5 begging to stay for nostalgia but Suzanne, you and I drove him the fuck out. It was constant, Goatse, Krab ear rape, Gerontophilia memes, Moon Man's racism, anime girls, chicks with dicks and blood and guts gore posting.

But in the end max ultimately showed that he could keep us off the website by spending more time in early 2016 cracking down real hard on me (deleting me every week, even with TOR) and in early 2016 I conceded. It was the offline site maker that gave me hope them but now I'm just moved on.

Though keep in mind I didn't mention luan adventure (2017) and the huge blast that was neoytmnd.com (2018)

Still the memories from 2015 were my favorite. We really were total dominators of this website from august to december 2015 with full unchecked power tripping. I hope someone like [user whang:profile] could document this era of YTMND's lost history.

GOOD SITE

dfaq, I had the extremely low hope that she came back to ytmnd due to seeing your comment response.

she's been gone since late 2013 I believe.

i laughed uncontrollably when he said "you're the man now dog"

happiness for max goldberg is sissy hynpo

i'm working on a site but i'm not really motivated. i don't want to use AI rather open source software I'm versed in like GIMP and Kdenlive to make it, but hell I need to use moon man's TTS voice in wine/virtual box since there really is no free software alternative to that.

this is ultra tame compared to horror themed AI slop of today but I remember back in 2007 or early 2008 when I thought this was shocking

GNAA REPRESENTING 2009.
SUCH A GOOD SITE!

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max is only allowed to watch sissy hypno porn and listen to sissy hypno music nothing else. he spends his days collecting funko pops and playing nintendo switch too.

[user deadnigger:01010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
1010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
1010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101]

sup dawg. I'm a BBC overlord and max goldberg the "owner" of htis website is my submissive bitch, her sole existence is to please this big black cock of mine. she's been locked away in her cage watching sissy hypno porn (the only media she is allowed to watch), everything else is forbidden; news, sitcoms, her entire world is based on serving big nigger cocks.

Max is trans her pronouns are she/her and every hole of Goldberg has been violated by nigger overlords who are now claiming YTMND.

https://www.extremegaypornlovers.com/videos/nigger-overlords-dominate-
max-goldbergs_boypussy

i remember using google earth a lot in late 2006- early 2007 and it brings back nostalgic memories

its funny how you actually stayed the same since 2012 while redblade and I went down different paths.

In other words I've been evolving on my own path since 2016-2018 but you've been here all this time

Red Blade blade fights Locke5
Featured user destroys the Samurai
Santabot vs the Goldberg nation!

Such a good song!

The Suzanne movement for free entertainment activism!!!!!!!!!!

We were kings of the world and this will live forever in our hearts.

such a good song!!!

tomorrow pichu is going to resetup the heliohost and we can post sites there.