If you're serious, I seriously feel sorry for you. If not, that was a terrible joke.
Just remember that 90% of the internet is full of fucktarded 10 year olds and just ignore the comments that didn't even think of the possibility of it actually being real. I say you should upload a youtube video showing you and your girlfriend talking about it being real or else u be trollin'.

*Puts on negative rating-proof goggles and ducks under a nearby table*