I keep mouth-length pieces of tape laying on tables for just this sort of thing too!

Because there isn't one. It's a blackrock. Uninhabitable. Terraforming didn't hold, or some such. Few settlers died.

FAV

Its in a book

^ Is it Shinryuu?

I'm not your Buddy, Friend.

You are on the way to destruction.

I got that too.

If anyone doesn't get it: http://www.arthistoryarchive.com/arthistory/contemporary/images/monumenttoprolife-britneyspearsnude.jpg , however the sight is a fate worse then death. The name of the sculpture is "Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston". Te artist saw Brit as "a modern fertility goddess" apparently. Daniel Edwards, the idiot artist, has a wikipedia page here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards

*hums Paul Engemann's "Push It To The Limit"*

Church of Scientology International is no longer available due to a copyright claim by This video

Win

Fads over, but I laughed.... 5

Agreed! T'is the sound of Angels!

...Roughly ten years goes by? 24 * 365 *10 = 87 600 (although where leap years went, I'll never know)

Bob Dole!

Betelgeuse will not go supernova for tens of thousands of years, and then it will only be as bright as a crescent moon: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse#The_star.27s_future

"Megatron -> 1860s" fad-worthy if done right.

I remember these from a collection I read while growing up, I never understood and truly didn't read the last two because they were just not funny nor interesting. However Jim Davis said he found the idea of Garfield imagining future strips while starving to death laughable: http://www.boingboing.net/2006/08/09/death-of-garfield-my.html

really, I was just doing it because of what wheelyum said... :(

win, and thank you... it wasn't because I'm hammered right now. although that may have contributed. contributed like *SS... PISS... PISS OUT MY *SS!

Never liked 'COPS', but that song...

First they came for the Industrial Floor Maintenance Sanitation Engineer (Rite Care™), and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a janitor. Then they came for the uncertified professional carpentry, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a carpenter unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up, because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up for me! :P

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/story.html?id=213379

NOT RIGHT NOW THEY DON'T!

Nice site but terrible use of blade runner!

C-C-C-Combo breaker!

thank you, this comment was SO random I laughed.

A little late to be perfect, but my god...

Thank You, that was great.