THIS IS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN RISING FROM THE DEAD!

I AWAIT COMMANDS, SIRE!

WHERE'S MY CHILD SUPPORT MONEY?

This is getting complicated. I feel a space between us.

'Like, paper towels?' made me orgasm.

Just sue him. Oh wait, he's a jew.. Fuck..

Somehow, I fav'd this.

Would someone like to explain to me what APNG is and why Chromes hates them?

She's hot. Someone you know? Remember me? Blackrose.

Have you ever sat there and stared at it? Marveled in it's disgust? ...Did you know the first YTMND was design to be a perfect site? Where none suffered; where everyone was happy. It was a breakthrough. Everyone accepted the programming. Wonderful sites were made. Some people believe that Max lacked the computer skills to design a perfect site, but I believe as a community, users defined their experience as hilarious or trollsome. Which is why YTMND was redesigned to this, the peak of gayness...

Where is this image from? Who made it? Who is your father and what does he do?

Great. Now I wanna fuck her again. Thanks for bringing back the Pedo in me.

I have only done this once before.

♥ ♥ ♥

CoCa Rules.

I demand that someone takes responsibility and make a music/drinking fad. Electronica/Absolut, cuz I'm drunk and an alcoholic.

First, people have to stop saying the wildly abused term 'making money' because in reality, no one is actually making their own money. They sell themselves as a timely commodity to meet an agreeable interest for invisible contracts. While we feel responsible with the accessibility it grants, money has become no different than the impersonal voucher for a more accomplished life; not a deserved one. The working man is truly a sucker (if he mixes pleasure with power).

Nice loop

Christina Hendricks is the f*cking hottest. I want to f*ck her more than anyone else in the world.

Two sexiest words ever.

Sure to be a hit.

INSTAFAV

needs moar Neo.

I just spent like the last two hours listening to this loop.

This song feels like little tongues sliding on the tip of my dick.

that's robot abuse.

As a man, I can never get used to the sight of balls. Am I alone on this?

He's a five-dollar niggha, you can spot him when he runs.

When Will Smith cries, you cry. Also, look how big that dude's shirt is. Oh man.

Where's the BLACK tacos. This site is racist.