Haha, so you think you have high price of gas in America? Come to Europe, where it's 1,28€/liter, which is... 6,59$/gallon!

Oops I got beamed up again

Damn, the clown was a bit too subtle about his hobbies. What does he do?

Uhh, I know that WOW is world of warcraft and DDR is east germany (demokratisch deutschland republik or something) but what does ITS stand for?

violin

Uhh, what is racist about this? So what if black people like chicken? Lots of other people like chicken too.

NEBM can save this crap...

Shouldn't Steve Irwin be with RaptorJesus?

Lincoln was probably thinking: That's it! I've had with these muthaf*cking giraffes in this muthaf*cking air!

That's it! I've had it with these muthaf*cking giraffes in this muthaf*cking air!

Here's the unfunny translation: The wildest party place is Duckburg, always full of action is Duckburg. Puzzle is solved and traps are triggered! (sorry, nothing about arms) Ducks!, Oo-o, always creating new plots are ducks! Sometimes good, sometimes bad ducks! Oo-o When danger is lurking behind you, a stranger is chasing you, The ducks will tell you what to do Oo-o, and then something about mosquitoes and gnats.