The First King
Created on: March 5th, 2008
The First King
sources: Beowulf, Sir Ronald McDonald, Burger King

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March 5th, 2008
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This should totally be their next $3 XBox game.
March 5th, 2008
(4)
I'd buy it.
March 5th, 2008
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RAN RAN RUUUUUUUUU
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March 13th, 2008
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PLOT TWIST.
March 5th, 2008
(2)
yes this is epic
March 6th, 2008
(2)
The foreboding music when he gets the crown puts it over the top.
March 5th, 2008
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March 5th, 2008
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shouldent he have slain the old king?
March 5th, 2008
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I don't necessarily think he would've been well liked for slaying the old king.
March 5th, 2008
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I dunno, the king is really creepy...
March 5th, 2008
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He probably ruined his image when the guy found him at his side of the bed.
March 5th, 2008
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The old guy wasn't a king. He was the "Big Kahuna" of the clan Burger. When the curse was lifted, they decided to start a monarchy when the new Whopper people joined the clan. Instead of a crown, the former ruler wore a slice of pineapple on top of his burger, therefore he was cursed for mixing fruit with hamburgers.
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Is that like using jam for tossing salads?
March 5th, 2008
(1)
5 for the king
March 5th, 2008
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1'z, cause if he's the new Burger King then he should be tossing the old Kings head
March 5th, 2008
(1)
king owns
March 5th, 2008
(3)
To all the ppl complaining about how he should have killed the king you are completely missing the point. He IS the king! That was hundreds of years ago and now Beowulf has become a God in the form of the Burger King mascot!
March 5th, 2008
(2)
Why is this 3.98?? This deserves better
March 7th, 2008
(1)
Why is this 4.38?? This deserves worse
March 7th, 2008
(0)
You can have it your way, but you can't have it both ways.
March 9th, 2008
(2)
statefarm is there
March 5th, 2008
(5)
I think it would've been funnier if it was called "The NEW King" and you superimposed the Burger King's head over Hrothgar's, like he was passing down the crown to Beowulf. But I'm a moron, so I'm probably wrong.
March 5th, 2008
(2)
Why would you be all positive and constructive and inventive and then just dismiss yourself as a moron?? :( Are you depressed
March 5th, 2008
(3)
...yes. :'{ /wrists
March 5th, 2008
(1)
ALL HAIL THE KING
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f*cking win.
March 5th, 2008
(1)
outstanding
March 5th, 2008
(1)
GIVE ME A WHOPPER!
March 5th, 2008
(3)
WENDY WILL SEDUCE HIM!
March 5th, 2008
(3)
...but he will marry the Dairy Queen under the Pizza Hut.
March 5th, 2008
(2)
Will he ride the Subway south of the border to capture the Taco Bell?! Stay tuned to find out!
March 6th, 2008
(1)
Jack-in-the-box.
March 7th, 2008
(1)
He'll probably ride a Blimpie along his journey and go In N Out. Slay the Red Lobster too. Man I suck
March 7th, 2008
(2)
no, you worked in red lobster, that's an admirable thing
March 11th, 2008
(0)
zaxby's?
March 5th, 2008
(0)
Only way I can watch.
March 5th, 2008
(0)
I just can't understand.
March 5th, 2008
(0)
great lossy usage
March 5th, 2008
(0)
nice dood.
March 5th, 2008
(0)
Lol, fast food it epic, out of place context!
March 5th, 2008
(1)
Sometimes these YTMNDS are better than any advertisements these companies produce. King = 5
March 6th, 2008
(1)
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
March 6th, 2008
(0)
Brilliant
March 6th, 2008
(0)
maybe add sound bite "Wake up with the king" at the end
March 6th, 2008
(0)
LOL
March 6th, 2008
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i started to chuckle, but then I realized that I died in an Ugandan massacre in 1837.
March 6th, 2008
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HAHAHAHAHA! Long live the king!
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This is absolute genius!
March 6th, 2008
(0)
i'd kill for that crown
March 6th, 2008
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March 6th, 2008
(1)
Tell the tale of the mcdonalds and burker king rivalry using beowulf movie.
March 7th, 2008
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make a witty comment on the site that tells the tale of the mcdonalds and "burker" king rivalry using beowulf movie.
March 10th, 2008
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make an unfunny parody reply to a witty comment on the site that tells the tale of the mcdonalds and "burker" king rivalry using beowulf movie.
March 7th, 2008
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rofl
March 7th, 2008
(1)
I'm sending this to my English Literature professor , hopefully this will get me some extra credit on our midterm today...
March 7th, 2008
(0)
this deserves hall o fame
March 7th, 2008
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awesome job.
March 7th, 2008
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So then who's McDonald's mother...?
March 7th, 2008
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Wendy, duh.
March 7th, 2008
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Come to think of it, I'd love to see red pigtails on a nekkid Angelina Jolie. Anyone?
March 7th, 2008
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Now make him kill the GrendelCrispBaconCheddarRanch
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u win
March 8th, 2008
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Where....Is....Your god now?
March 8th, 2008
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This site is still awesome.
March 10th, 2008
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needs more king
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And more cowbell
March 12th, 2008
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March 12th, 2008
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BEOWULF BE PRAISED!
March 12th, 2008
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You know when you're eating a burger from McDonalds or Burger King, and sometimes you get that chewy bit in the beef patty that tastes sort of squeeky and rubbery? That's part of a cow's eye you're eating. Enjoy your deaths.
March 12th, 2008
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CACA
March 13th, 2008
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The Real King is way more kickass than Beowulf.
August 20th, 2009
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A curse has lifted! Curse has lifted!