Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
Created on: March 4th, 2007
Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
This is the one and only ytmnd I have ever submitted, and it is now officially a monster...

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April 30th, 2007
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lol
April 30th, 2007
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WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
April 30th, 2007
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Why is this back? o.O
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the new Epic Mount/Tom Mabe? LOL
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lets see where this goes XD
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it seems this is being linked to alot of different places... >.< XD
April 30th, 2007
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PLEASE DIE
April 30th, 2007
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I think my sh*t is being hacked or something...
April 30th, 2007
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TO MUCH READING
April 30th, 2007
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WORLD-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE-DE *LOL* so 5'd
April 30th, 2007
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OMGWTFBBQ HAXXXX
April 30th, 2007
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haha beautiful...i laughed so hard it hurt
April 30th, 2007
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people really need to stop doing this
December 9th, 2007
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people really need to stop doing this
April 30th, 2007
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D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
April 30th, 2007
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conspiracy or lone gunman?
April 30th, 2007
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omg no wai my girlfriends 7YRS old bro blocks meh chairs too!!11!1!!! God i hope that biddy was high when she wrote that letter...
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Don't blame the dude if people like to view his site. And don't be a retard and downvote it for that reason.
April 30th, 2007
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very nice [/borat]
April 30th, 2007
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You bastart!
May 1st, 2007
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5 for a f*cking EPIC url grab.
May 1st, 2007
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With your site's popularity, I think you should re-record the reading, but keep the original safe because sentimentality is in. Just something to think about.
May 1st, 2007
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I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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"Another attempt at my first ytmnd, I know dramatic readings are stupid, but god damn was this letter written poorly..." And yet you posted it anyway. Done Done and done before.
May 1st, 2007
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it's baaaaaaaaaack
May 1st, 2007
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Ha ha ha ha!
May 1st, 2007
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I like the laughs because it adds to the "this is so stupid" vibe that we all got from reading this mess.
May 1st, 2007
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new fad!
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I hate myself.
May 1st, 2007
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I thought women had periods.
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The word "jealouse" made me five this "bastert".
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god i looooooooooooooooooooooooove YOU
May 1st, 2007
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Just win...Ok win win win win win win win win win'd...D D D D D D. XD I love it.
May 1st, 2007
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Loved the "WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D", but I wish you wouldn't have laughed throughout.
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"I luvved this boii lets call him Jack, but he kept hanging around this gorl mel, so i was like, hey y dya keep hanging around thid uther girl ur paying more antention to her than me and he sed sorry and it was ok. But then he kept hanging around her, eyeing her up and lookin at her tits so i sed right were not goin out nemore and begged so ley him hav anuvver chance. But then 3 days later he broke up with me by txt and i was like watever ur losin a gr8 thing and now he reli rgrets it but im not havvin him"
May 1st, 2007
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WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!!!!!!!!
May 1st, 2007
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one of the better dramatic readings ever
May 1st, 2007
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I must say I find this YTMND very amusing-ing-ing-ing-ing-ing.
May 2nd, 2007
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my stomach hurts now, thats f*cking hilarious.
May 2nd, 2007
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Dramatic readings are old...but with a letter like that, no one could blame you!
May 2nd, 2007
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If you know that dramatic readins are stupid, then you know that this YTMND is stupid. You're dramatic voice is annoying. This letter isn't funny with or without a dramatic reading. It's not like this person made an ignorant grammar mistake, they obviously didn't care.
May 2nd, 2007
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you sound like plankton
May 2nd, 2007
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com%2F&btnG=Search OMFG Results 1 - 10 of about 334 for youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/. (0.30 seconds) TOM MABE HAS SHIFTED SHAPES
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Whoever wrote this letter needs to be slapped with the grammar hammer! I loved it and I'd love to see more dramatic readings in the future just watch the laughter next time.
May 2nd, 2007
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THATS THE FUNNIEST F*CKING THING IVE SEEN IN WEEKS MAN
May 2nd, 2007
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this isn't dramatic... it's... something else.
May 2nd, 2007
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Is this a resub?
May 2nd, 2007
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Hey! It's back up to top viewed!
May 2nd, 2007
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haahah perfect.
May 2nd, 2007
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WORLD D D D D D D D D D D D D!!
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Its not a resub, it had been nsfw for a long time, I thought that would quell it, but its not nsfw anymore, I even tried to make it nsfw again, and it didn't work. I guess I'll just ride this thing out, hope max dont hate me...
May 2nd, 2007
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you make to me to give you to handjobs for to stupid to reasons DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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by FAR one of my favorites
May 3rd, 2007
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
May 3rd, 2007
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It's gold. The laughing completes it.
May 3rd, 2007
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"i have more things to do right now than remember YOU" I could piss myself right now
May 3rd, 2007
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id rather date a spider than u ur so ugly and FAT!!!!
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LOL Please do more of these!
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I didn't like it when you firs started talking, but then it got further into it and I laughed over and over again. Bastirt!
May 3rd, 2007
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Haha, I love this so much. The voice is amazing.
May 4th, 2007
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that's some really bad punctuation. nicely read, though
May 4th, 2007
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in some parts like "DEAR LOSER" you sound like Plankton from SpongeBob.
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LOL FOR BLACK DRAMA LETTERS
May 4th, 2007
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haha! OK!
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LMFAO!!
May 4th, 2007
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even my little brother who is always blocking your chair HA HA!
May 4th, 2007
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i lol'd on this one, good job...
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...This has been done before. Exactly the same, and even worse the second time.
May 5th, 2007
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that's what she said, huh?
May 5th, 2007
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keep em' coming, lol
May 5th, 2007
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5 if less laughing though1!
May 5th, 2007
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Your voice kinda sounds like mine, what the hell...
May 5th, 2007
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May 5th, 2007
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Engrish?
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You BASTERT! I love you.
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Wow...I "lol"ed...a lot...5 for you.
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Will it ever stop? yo, I don't know! Turn off the lights and I'll glow!
May 6th, 2007
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Her gramar is excelent!
May 6th, 2007
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haha gramar has 2 ms its grammar
May 6th, 2007
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Could've been read better, but win for the worlD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
May 6th, 2007
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haahahhahaa!
May 6th, 2007
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It has its moments.
May 6th, 2007
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hahahahahahahha
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Classic due to the simple fact this chick is retarded. Makes you wonder what's happening with the education system these days.
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WIN!
May 6th, 2007
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i'm rofling
May 6th, 2007
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tl;dr
May 7th, 2007
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I lost track after that 6(or more) line run-on sentence
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Quite enjoyable
May 7th, 2007
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best thing ive ever seen
May 7th, 2007
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I was watching this in hopes that u inserted a HORSE DICK somewhere into the reading, sadly it was just you making fun of typos. So I'm giving this a two on the basis that it is lackin' meat, and thats what real women need.
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lol i miss middle school
May 8th, 2007
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Its awesome, you do a good job at it.
May 9th, 2007
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id f*ck her
May 12th, 2007
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+5 for the hilarious e-mail, -2 for your read of it. No offense, but the "dramatic reading" of the ebaum emails sort of raised the bar for this sort of thing. Having laughs in the final cut doesn't cut it.
May 16th, 2007
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I'm not boomaga, this isn't the bauman letter, and suck my dick...
May 13th, 2007
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if only my ex-girlfriends were so friggin' dumb! 5'd! Fave'd!
May 13th, 2007
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lol, the url in itself is worth a 5
May 14th, 2007
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Awesome letter, less than perfect reading. Still excellent though.
May 17th, 2007
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HAHAHAHA oh geez...
May 17th, 2007
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The reading was great since it really showed how f*cking terrible this chick's grammar was. 5'd
May 22nd, 2007
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Great job; hilarious. Couple of minor suggestions, though: you seemed to correct the bad grammar/spelling while reading it. For example the first "bastert" was pronounced just like "bastard" but with a little more emphasis on the "st." The sentence "she the one who put me to do this" was said as "she the one who put me up to this." And a lot of the run-on sentences were given the appropriate pauses as if the periods and commas were there anyway. The chuckling I thought was fine. Anyway, very funny stuff.
May 23rd, 2007
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5 stars for D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D alone.
May 30th, 2007
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I think your dramatic rendering is brilliant, and all the laughs and mess-ups are perfect. I have to listen to this pretty much every time I go on ytmnd, just because. My favorite part is probably the WORLDDDDDDDD part, but also just that line... "you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons." Who the hell says that?
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lols!
May 31st, 2007
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youre sucha bastert.
June 3rd, 2007
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You people need to stop looking at my bad first site. I'm planing cool things...
June 6th, 2007
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This is my absolute favorite ytmnd ever! xD It's just so amazing. It always makes me laugh. I remember before I saw this I would go onto that website when I was bored to read how funny and lame the letters were. This is just awesome.
June 11th, 2007
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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINS!!!!
June 12th, 2007
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MY LIL BRO WHO ONLY 7 YRS OLD ALWAYS BLOCKIN UR CHAIR HAHA! i love this, thank you. :D
June 14th, 2007
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Every breakup letter Ive ever received!
June 18th, 2007
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I know this is old as hell, but I'm glad I ran into it. The reading is GOLDEN.
June 19th, 2007
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That's it, I'm downvoting this because I'm f*cking tired of it. It wasn't even read as word for word as most dictated ytmnds are.
June 28th, 2007
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bastert
July 1st, 2007
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back on the top15???!???!1
July 1st, 2007
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I-AM-BORED.COM IS LINKING IT DAMMIT
July 1st, 2007
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wasnt this made already?
July 1st, 2007
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Zam ZaBam motherf*ckers
July 1st, 2007
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Why is this back?
July 1st, 2007
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lmao. middle school was great.
July 1st, 2007
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jesus christ not again
July 1st, 2007
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Yep, some idiot from i-am-bored.com submitted it.
July 1st, 2007
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this is what happens when it gets linked by i-am-bored. lol
July 1st, 2007
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stingraids?
July 1st, 2007
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WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD u bastert
July 1st, 2007
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her spelling makes me sad inside
July 1st, 2007
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What the hell brought this back?
July 1st, 2007
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why is this back?
July 1st, 2007
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Lol this got linked... not creator's fault... still a good YTMND
July 1st, 2007
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Welcome back!
July 1st, 2007
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I still laugh at bastert...
July 1st, 2007
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LOL! It looks like something my cousin who is in1st grade would have written(in terms of spelling and grammar). The person who wrote this needs to repeat elementary school!
July 1st, 2007
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ElectricEye is a flaming homosexual.
July 1st, 2007
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lol, beautiful.
July 1st, 2007
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My mom is 300 pounds
July 1st, 2007
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My jaw is sore from grinning the whole way through this.
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I downvoted this on the recently created like three months ago, welcome to the bandwagon, f*gs.
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D-D-TOTALLY DUDE.
July 1st, 2007
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epic fail
July 1st, 2007
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The occasianal breakouts were kinda disappointing, but it was a hard letter to read after all.
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Yeah, this was cool the first time. But really it was never that great.
July 1st, 2007
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I agree. It's somewhat original, but definitely not worth some jerk forcing it onto the front page every day. max should just put this site in the hall of fame
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does putting in the hall of fame keep it off the top viewed?
July 2nd, 2007
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yes
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Honestly, it's cool to have for a day or two. But this isn't that funny. Especially with me not being a total fan of ytmnd's like this. It's still cool to have. But boomaga pwns the sh*t out of this. Even worse this kid breaks character.
July 15th, 2007
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Agreed. this needs to get off the front page, I'm sick of looking at it
July 2nd, 2007
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mewps
July 2nd, 2007
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Haha!
July 2nd, 2007
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I lol'd almost constantly. Well done.
July 2nd, 2007
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Funny, but there's no longevity. You can only listen to it so much....
July 2nd, 2007
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pretty funny
July 2nd, 2007
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WORLD-D-D-DD-D-D-DD--DE-E-CD-DED-D-DE-E-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-EDD-EEEEDEEEEEE!
July 2nd, 2007
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How did this make the top 15 again?
July 2nd, 2007
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YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS
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ROFL It would be more funny (if that's possible) if a girl was the narrator.
July 2nd, 2007
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these are so funny
July 3rd, 2007
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You need a humour transplant then...
July 2nd, 2007
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Why is this on the top viewed? Your voice is over exaggerated and half of the time you didn't read it right or you starting laughing. This is not original at all, nor is it funny. Sure the letter is bad, but thats it...nothing special...
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Exactly. What a F*cker.
July 2nd, 2007
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this again?
July 2nd, 2007
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www.lost.eu/43c6e good one, i love seeing people write in sh*tty english
July 2nd, 2007
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This was posted on i-am-bored.com this morning. It is amazing how something as simple as a link on some other website can put a YTMND on the top viewed after being off it for so long.
July 2nd, 2007
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Great reading there!
July 2nd, 2007
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Punctuation...ftl
July 2nd, 2007
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WTF @ Epic views.
July 2nd, 2007
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The only thing YTMNDers hate more than a crappy YTMND is a successful one.
July 2nd, 2007
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stop scukin at t3h typin
July 2nd, 2007
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Okay who's hot linking your site? LOL
July 3rd, 2007
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Why is this back on the top viewed?
July 3rd, 2007
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ROFFLE MY F*CKING WAFFLES!!!
July 3rd, 2007
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THIS IS NOT EVEN THAT F*CKING FUNNY
July 3rd, 2007
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you wins all my five sir. excellent stuff.
July 3rd, 2007
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da worldididididididididididi I lol'd
July 3rd, 2007
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Everyone help NonDripHelmet out and vote the site nws. Should help ease the hot linkers.
July 6th, 2007
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I voted nws the first time around. What is this sh*t doing back here?
July 3rd, 2007
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Bravó! Þetta var frábært. (+ fav, lol.)
July 3rd, 2007
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lol he sounds familiar
July 3rd, 2007
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July 3rd, 2007
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WORLD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D!!! ftw
July 3rd, 2007
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5 for the gay giggle at the end.
July 3rd, 2007
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Oh look, you fell off and died. How sad.
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dang, back to the front page?
July 4th, 2007
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I approve that message. I especially approve the pronounciations based on best guess according to spelling.
July 4th, 2007
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I want to date a rat den
July 5th, 2007
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that "I HATE YOU" sounded a lot like the actor that said "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO" (you know who ;)). also, bastert.
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and always blocking your chair HAHA!
July 5th, 2007
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1'd for comin back onto top viewed becuase of WoW f*g linking.
July 5th, 2007
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noooooo too good
July 5th, 2007
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What a bitch...
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"i don't care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons" LOLOL! Hilarious.
July 6th, 2007
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Too long, not dramatic enough
July 6th, 2007
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this wins. i cracked up. if it makes me laugh, it wins.
July 6th, 2007
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I was thinking "probably a 3, but if he says DDDDDDDDDDD like it should sound then I'm giving this a nice bump to a 4"
July 6th, 2007
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Awesome.
July 6th, 2007
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
July 6th, 2007
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Waste of time, grow up, things like this are common. gtfo of my internets
July 7th, 2007
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why is this suddenly getting views? the guy can't read without laughing at himself.
July 7th, 2007
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you can't look in the mirror without crying so... yeah it all pans out in a Butterfly Effect way.. happy tears jackass
July 7th, 2007
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'you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons'... pure lol.
July 7th, 2007
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It has been a very long time since I actually LOLed at something online. Well done.
July 7th, 2007
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Learn to read.
July 7th, 2007
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Learn to read
July 7th, 2007
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OLD
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el oh el
July 7th, 2007
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you sound a lot like plankton
July 8th, 2007
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clawing its way to the top of the most viewed list, one week at a time.
July 9th, 2007
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Epic. Purely epic.
July 11th, 2007
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Is this seriously STILL on top viewed?
July 12th, 2007
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LOL OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERWEB EVER. BASTERT.
July 13th, 2007
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This site has been floating around the top viewed for months. For some reason the views spike up randomly.
July 14th, 2007
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Very dramatic, but the reader is still trying as hard as he can not to laugh.
July 14th, 2007
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I LOL'D.
July 14th, 2007
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B L O C K I N G . T H E . C H A I R
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That was pretty funny I must say, so 5'd.
July 14th, 2007
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lol
July 14th, 2007
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If only masterpiece theater was this great.
July 14th, 2007
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I wish this site wasnt on the top viewed list. Ever.
July 14th, 2007
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DO NOT WANT
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leave the screw ups in
July 16th, 2007
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Why is this STILL on top viewed.
July 16th, 2007
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I originally 5'd this but now I am one'ing it. Your f*ggy wow forum linking is crap. GTFO off my front page, I swear to god if I see this on the front page one more f*cking time I'm going to lose it
July 18th, 2007
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2007-07-18 ITS STILL HERE
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July 16th, 2007
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1 now for forum linkig
July 16th, 2007
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linking*
July 16th, 2007
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epic
July 16th, 2007
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"WORLDDDDDDDDDD" and other typos were pretty funny.
July 17th, 2007
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that was clever....
July 17th, 2007
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i laughed really really really really hard while high.
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Not even funny.
July 17th, 2007
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omg classic never laughed so hard
July 18th, 2007
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1'd for forum linking, also, I really hope this person is unable to bare children. The idea of her having a significant other who would f*ck her gives me nightmares.
July 18th, 2007
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ITS BACKAGAIN!
July 18th, 2007
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July 18th, 2007
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LOL WIN random laughing ftw
July 18th, 2007
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lollercopter it was much better being read to me
July 21st, 2007
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it's okay
July 23rd, 2007
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Lol rules.
July 23rd, 2007
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It'd be a lot more solid if the reader wasn't noticably cracking up throughout the letter. It's not really terrible though.
July 23rd, 2007
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How did get back on Top Viewed?
July 30th, 2007
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A funny letter. But you could have done much better with this.
August 12th, 2007
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Holy crap you got most viewed this month, pretty good for a 5 month old YTMND.
August 12th, 2007
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Hilarious.
August 13th, 2007
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hearing you read that and trying not to laugh was funny as hell
August 17th, 2007
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20th, 2007
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dddddddddddddd lol
August 27th, 2007
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7YRS OLD EPIC CHAIR BLOCKING MANEUVER
September 26th, 2007
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