Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead??
Created on: February 9th, 2007
Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead??
Jack Cafferty reacts to the constant news coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death. Classy!

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February 9th, 2007
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IDT, I rarely disagree with you, but I do on this. I look at this as a classic style YTMND. Picture, sound, text and a singular focus. It may not be the most original site, but it far better than taking an image from collegehumor.com and adding price is right music. In it's own context here, it works.
February 9th, 2007
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Of course that's my opinion. I may be wrong.
February 9th, 2007
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and jack cafferty fails at life
February 9th, 2007
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I don't get it, a year ago everyone and their grandma denounces Ebaum for stealing the work of others. My, how quickly the winds change around here.
February 9th, 2007
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Now you are suggesting that I've stolen "the work of others"? I thought that stealing to you referred only to whether your retarded cousin could reproduce a given site. Now you are suggesting that I've co-opted someone else's work. Whose work did I steal? And what man is an island that he must not rely on the work of others to produce his own?
February 9th, 2007
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That is different, idvt. Linsey Lohan was the EXACT same creation as was on YTMND. Did you see that sound file and pic and words together found on this ytmnd on another site? BTW, you are also a hypocrite, but I cant really cite anything anymore since you cowardly deleted all your sites.
February 9th, 2007
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And, also, by your logic, the original ytmnd was stolen from Sean Connery. Why are you even here, except to be a self righteous prick?
February 9th, 2007
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can't wait for THAT
February 9th, 2007
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Yes, she is still dead. At least, she was when I wrote this.
February 9th, 2007
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latualatuka has taken over my stupid message.
February 9th, 2007
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"Now you are suggesting that I've stolen "the work of others"? " Yeah someone actually found this themselves and put the effort into encoding/uploading it. You just stumbled across a video linked on some forum or something.
February 9th, 2007
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I know that the sites you had were all original pictures taken by you, sounds you created, and completely original ideas.
February 9th, 2007
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Only CNN
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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Locke5, precisely. idownvote has an extremely naive understanding of the creative process, all of his posturing to the contrary notwithstanding. Much of ytmnd is humorous because it invokes cultural icons and schemas that resonate with the viewers. In order to achieve this resonance, the ytmnd creator must invariably "steal," in idownvote's terms, from another source. To do otherwise would constitute an "inside joke" site, which as we all know is highly discouraged by ytmnd.
February 9th, 2007
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they only said that because there was no real news to cover so they had to beat this story to death and remind us about it every 5 minutes
February 9th, 2007
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I hate stupid c*ckfaced downvoters.
February 9th, 2007
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"I know that the sites you had were all original pictures taken by you, sounds you created, and completely original ideas." Sigh. Why do I even bother? I've explained myself repeatedly. "I have NEVER EVER said that using elements from movies/tv/music/whatever is stealing... as long as you're creative with it! "
August 6th, 2007
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WHAT THE F*CK? DUDE, LET IT GO! YOUR MAKING AN *SS OF YOURSELF!
February 9th, 2007
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ROFL!
February 9th, 2007
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Topical nonsense that will be ridiculed and then forgotten in a matter of weeks. A shade above "recent sporting event YTMNDs" (ie "HA HA BEARS LOST THE SUPER BOWL") at best.
February 9th, 2007
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Wow, idiot downvoters gone wild in these comments. If it's funny, you 5 it. This...is funny. 5.
February 9th, 2007
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i was so pissed i actually timed the time between when her face went on the screen and when it came back on. My shortest time? CNN. 1:28. Average time on the 3 major networks 3:30. Number of times it was on all of them, including headline news AT THE SAME TIME: 3. All of this within 2 hours.
February 9th, 2007
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KaneRobot, actually, I don't think this is topical nonsense at all. Although it specifically deals with the Anna Nicole Smith situation, the sentiment expressed is relevant to all news media and the cult of celebrity. The next time that some unimportant celebrity dies, the sentiment expressed here by Cafferty will be relevant again. The statement is a commentary not on the death of Anna Nicole but more broadly on the 24-hour news outlets and their tendency to play a story to death.
February 9th, 2007
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good find
February 9th, 2007
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Why did idt fav the site when he 1'd it? To cover it up? Anyways, I think this is real overrated, but the rating should go down within a week
February 9th, 2007
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Know what the difference is between this and ebaum? that's right, he cited it! and further more listen to Hank, he's got it straight
February 9th, 2007
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oh no!
February 9th, 2007
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Exactly right. He cited it.
February 9th, 2007
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lol Jack dropped the pwnage hammer on Wolf, CNN and pretty much all cable news in general.
February 9th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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Goddamn T-Virus!
February 9th, 2007
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she could still come back.. at which time this site's ratings might go down..
February 9th, 2007
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"Can't wait for that" FTW
February 9th, 2007
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Maybe she'll be like another Tupac, releasing works after death.
February 9th, 2007
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Cafferty... ever the tactful gentleman :)
February 9th, 2007
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Best site ever
February 9th, 2007
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Picture, sound, text.
February 9th, 2007
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almost on most voted this week
February 9th, 2007
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god forbid a n*gg*r makes a f*ggot mistake you know
February 9th, 2007
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4.76 for a sarcastic comment? Sure seems reasonable.
February 9th, 2007
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LOL IS SHE STILL DEAD YET?!!!!
February 9th, 2007
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If it turns out Anna Nicole Smith is the Messiah, I am going to be so pissed.
February 9th, 2007
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"These [Katrina] people are so poor...and so.... black." --Wolf Blitzer, CNN
February 9th, 2007
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superbe
February 9th, 2007
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ROFL
February 9th, 2007
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Don't believe that sh*t.
February 9th, 2007
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lol gotta love cnn
February 9th, 2007
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I killed her.
February 9th, 2007
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lmao, that's epic
February 9th, 2007
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nice
February 9th, 2007
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Didn't know that resurrection is available when you die.
February 9th, 2007
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HAHA LMAO that's an awesome find.
February 9th, 2007
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HOLY SH*T. MADE OF SOLID WIN.
February 9th, 2007
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Okay that's just hilarious right there, good grab.
February 9th, 2007
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Imagine how much more she'd be in the news if the answer were "no"
February 9th, 2007
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This comment page is insane, IDT for once I have to disagree with you, you're kind of contradicting yourself.
February 9th, 2007
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LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOL
February 9th, 2007
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LOL shes pullin a Tupac
February 10th, 2007
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PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
February 10th, 2007
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didnt she have sex with a ghost?
February 10th, 2007
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STILL DEAD LOL WAT A DUMBASS
February 10th, 2007
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why the hell did he ask that???
February 10th, 2007
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Marylin Monroe: part 2.
February 10th, 2007
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Just checking!
February 10th, 2007
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Yup, no zombies here
February 10th, 2007
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Nope turns out she had just passed out after some heavy drinking. Here's your sign.
February 10th, 2007
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hahaha pullin a tupac..tupac is the Blelvis or black elvis...
February 10th, 2007
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yep.... stilll dead....
February 10th, 2007
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WTF?!?!?!? RAWF'LCOPTOR!!
February 10th, 2007
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I'll make it a 4 if you add a the chorus to Michael Jackson's thriller at the end of the audio.
February 10th, 2007
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LOL DEAD
February 10th, 2007
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"Can't wait for that."
February 10th, 2007
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lo.
February 10th, 2007
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Two days and still no results for a search on "anna nicole zombie". Let's go you lazy bastards.
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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i vote NOT DEAD!!!
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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i lol'd
February 10th, 2007
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Oh, for a minute I thought she might have just been faking it.
February 10th, 2007
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of course not! Shes still alive!!!!
February 10th, 2007
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lmfao.
February 10th, 2007
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CAFFERTY FOR TEH WIN!!!!!!!1
February 10th, 2007
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February 10th, 2007
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YES, She is still dead, Jack. Continuing coverage of her decomposition will be on CNN Pipeline.
February 10th, 2007
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Ohohhohoho!
February 10th, 2007
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"hot news & they plaster it & plaster" AND THEY KEEP PLASTERING YOU AND PLASTERING YOU AND PLASTERING YOU WITH THE HOT NEWS AND THE HOT NEWS AND THE HOT NEWS!
February 10th, 2007
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Someone needs to make an Anna Nicole Cat-on-a-keyboard-in-space
February 10th, 2007
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5's all around! And IDV is a blatant moron. What's with this nonsense? YTMND is not a place where people go to artistically express comedy through and endless amount of creativity and originality. It's a place where people upvote something clever or funny (in this case both) for the rest of the community to see, may it be original or not. Besides, what would you have prefered he did with this YTMND? Is it a talkking Jack Cafferty owl that spouts ORLY after Wolf's reply, or do you fancy a techno remix of the
February 10th, 2007
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audio clip with Jack, Wolf, and Anna caricatures dancing in the background? Nice site BTW.
February 10th, 2007
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I ment upload, not upvote. >_
February 10th, 2007
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I lol'd.
February 10th, 2007
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Disturbed!
February 10th, 2007
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Ugh for poopnuggets use of big words.. Having the name poopnugget basically defeats any hope you have at being seen as an older educated person.
February 10th, 2007
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ha ha dumb ass
February 10th, 2007
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haha awesome
February 10th, 2007
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Yeah, she's dead... she's all messed up....
February 10th, 2007
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lmao
February 10th, 2007
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Jack Cafferty is my f*cking hero.
February 10th, 2007
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is she still dead?
February 10th, 2007
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LOL omg that's the stupidest news question EVER. As if she's going to come back to live. N*gg* pleeze!!
February 10th, 2007
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I've made another ytmnd on this subject that proves that Cafferty's question may not have been all that far-fetched: http://shesnotdead.ytmnd.com/
February 10th, 2007
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oh come on, it's mildly funny even for such a stupid slip of the lounge, but not 4.73 funny
February 10th, 2007
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BrokenVisage, it wasn't just some slip of the tongue. Cafferty's comment was completely intentional. His comment speaks to the media's tendency to take unimportant and uninteresting stories, in this case Anna Nicole's death, and discuss them ad nauseam. If you're at all familiar with 24-hour news channels, you know what he's talking about.
January 2nd, 2008
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I don't get how thick some people can be to sarcasm
February 10th, 2007
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Thank you Jack Cafferty.
February 10th, 2007
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Best comments EVER!!!
February 10th, 2007
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"Yeah, actually, she came back to life just seconds ago."
February 10th, 2007
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no but seriously....is she?
February 10th, 2007
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they are so poor. and they are so black
February 10th, 2007
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wow
February 10th, 2007
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Wait, so she's NOT a zombie?
February 10th, 2007
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nah, she's a zombie
February 10th, 2007
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BRAAINS, BRAAAAAAINS!
February 10th, 2007
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I don't see why this is so funny, guys. He asked a serious question, a question I'm sure millions of people were waiting to hear about.
February 10th, 2007
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idownvotethieves, shut the f*ck up already you tard. Retarded 12 year old.
February 10th, 2007
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THIS JUST IN
February 10th, 2007
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I miss anna nicole....
February 11th, 2007
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xD wow
February 11th, 2007
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99th favorite.
February 11th, 2007
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Winner!
February 11th, 2007
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TRIMSPA BABY!.....sorry, i had to do it
February 11th, 2007
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This needs downgrading. This may be funny, but it does not deserve the rating its getting.
February 11th, 2007
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A lot of people are missing the point of this YTMND.
February 11th, 2007
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lol 5'd
February 11th, 2007
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SPAM HIM!!!! YTMND be the *ss holes u r and spam him!!! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1 20785620
February 11th, 2007
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nope she got rez'd, also had a soulstone
February 11th, 2007
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She didn't rise from her grave after three days!?
February 11th, 2007
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NAW SHE'S BACK, LOL
February 11th, 2007
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Can someone private message me the christifer walked+boogy nights YTMND?
February 11th, 2007
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W T F
February 11th, 2007
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haha, retarded xD
February 11th, 2007
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LOLOLOL
February 11th, 2007
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what a fuss
February 11th, 2007
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I wish you'd uploaded just the "Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead, Wolf" part in wav format. As it is it seems less like a classic YTMND and more like a viral joke that's starting to pop up everywhere. Rating is understandable though.
February 11th, 2007
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A lot of people are missing the point of this YTMND.
February 11th, 2007
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I like that guy on CNN because he talks sh*t. I wish more people in the news would do that.
February 11th, 2007
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MORE news flubs please! So much fun, and so YTMND too.
February 11th, 2007
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Once again, I direct everyone's attention to another ytmnd that I created on this subject that is more modern (read: animated) than this one. As it turns out, Anna Nicole is NOT still dead: http://shesnotdead.ytmnd.com
February 11th, 2007
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Good god, how long can this woman stay dead!?
February 11th, 2007
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haha
February 11th, 2007
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All that makeup and trimspa...its only temporary.
February 11th, 2007
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Nope, shes very much alive in hell along with all the other highly annoying celebs
February 11th, 2007
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She lives on... zombie nicole smith
February 11th, 2007
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February 11th, 2007
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lol
February 11th, 2007
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Leave it to CNN to report the news accurately...or should we? BUM BUM BUM.
February 11th, 2007
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lol
February 11th, 2007
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February 11th, 2007
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Hahahaha... No, she's back.
February 11th, 2007
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hahaha
February 11th, 2007
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Hey, honey, Anna Nicole Smith wents our organs so she can come back to life. Cn I get her autograph?
February 11th, 2007
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Little known fact; she's actually a phoenix.
February 11th, 2007
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ZOMBIE BITCH
February 11th, 2007
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Wait she's not dead she's a zom... OH SHI-
February 11th, 2007
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February 11th, 2007
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OHHH, CNN HOW I LOATHE THEE SO....
February 11th, 2007
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hehe
February 11th, 2007
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I'm completely f*cking bored of the "GOLD DIGGING STRIPPER DIED" story, too. Respect to Jack, respect.
February 11th, 2007
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I don't know what's funnier, Cafferty owning Wolf, or all you idiots not even getting the joke, thinking it is on Cafferty. Wow, the majority if you is certainly morons.
February 11th, 2007
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Can't wait for that . . .
February 11th, 2007
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remember that time anna nicole and her son were murdered by a lawyer so he could get rich?
February 11th, 2007
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Stern is going to sell her fake boobers on eBay for 1 BILLION DOLLARS!!!
February 11th, 2007
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lol cafferty.
February 11th, 2007
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lame picture. text not in all caps. i understand that you need a news-related still or screencap to get the joke across since the sound-byte isn't famous yet, but you need a cleaner shot. and, again, text needs to be all caps, and should read anna nicole smith, not just anna nicole. fix it and this is a pretty good ytmnd.
February 11th, 2007
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also, shorten the sound clip. i reiterate that i like the idea, but it needs to be focused and polished.
February 11th, 2007
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she's still dead?!!
February 11th, 2007
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What an *ssh*le. Anna Nicole Smith was one of my fantasies when I was teen...
February 11th, 2007
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Only on CNN! The network that always claims it doesnt have a liberal bias! And they dont! Its just a "moron bias".
February 11th, 2007
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pretty damn dumb for him to ask
February 12th, 2007
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This fella gets major points for pointing the finger of scorn at his own industry- and putting "Wolf" on the spot. HAH!
February 12th, 2007
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I don't understand, but it's good.
February 12th, 2007
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LOL yea
February 12th, 2007
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no she came back to life, YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
February 12th, 2007
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lol CNN FTL
February 12th, 2007
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No, is SHE still dead?
February 12th, 2007
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laffx3! our newsmedia is so stupid
February 12th, 2007
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I wish I could vote. >:(
February 12th, 2007
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l0lz0r cafferty unbuttoned collar ftw. how's the plymouth hardcore scene
February 12th, 2007
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Jack needs to retire
February 12th, 2007
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Coming to intrude American internet.
February 12th, 2007
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Dumbass. 5'd and faved.
February 12th, 2007
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lol, blitzy got pwned!!
February 12th, 2007
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lulz
February 12th, 2007
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The things I would do to change MY name to Wolf Blitzer. Oh, and to offically throw my hat in the ring. I may also be the father of her baby. Just saying.
February 12th, 2007
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It doesn't end.
February 12th, 2007
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No, of course not, young teenagers need SOMEONE to look up on google at 1 AM. (Let her burn) ** UnknownEntity does not advocate illegal usage of pr0nography by underage children.
February 12th, 2007
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Whoa Transplant, did not need to know that...especially since when I started that sh*t she was bloated enough to make it go limp until I drank enough to forget.
February 12th, 2007
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Im gonna miss those two... And by those two I mean her left and right tits.
February 12th, 2007
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I still remember his days in the New York channels.
February 12th, 2007
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also, "Snuggery wins the prize for speaking the truth."
February 12th, 2007
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F*ckin' a-right brother.
February 12th, 2007
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This is so funny - this site is a classic YTMND - it has what Max made in the very first YTMND - and yet you have people whining that it's missing something..... poopnugget - you nailed this one - enjoy...:D
February 12th, 2007
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February 12th, 2007
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wow... cafferty = fail
February 12th, 2007
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Oh f*cks it's the zombies o_O
February 12th, 2007
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Please reply to this?
February 12th, 2007
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No, it's been taken care of.
February 12th, 2007
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lol
February 12th, 2007
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I love Jack Caffferty.
February 12th, 2007
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Its a consperisy!
February 12th, 2007
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Times like this I thank God for not answering my prayers of getting into TV--how do these folks feel, saying stupid stuff and then having it repeat on them over and over in the media???
February 13th, 2007
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what a dick
February 13th, 2007
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Jack Cafferty brings more and more integrity to the situation room every day. GO CNN!
February 13th, 2007
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TRIM SPA BABY!
February 13th, 2007
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Can't wait for that!
February 13th, 2007
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I hope so. Im glad she died.
February 13th, 2007
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watch out for t-virus
February 13th, 2007
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The Soup's the only show that did something decent for her. The news hype was mind-bogglingly stupid, though. Don't they have actual news to report?
February 13th, 2007
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no... no, i don't think she is.
February 13th, 2007
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the next poland?
February 13th, 2007
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at first, i thought he made a mistake. then i realised he said "well i can't wait for that" - and saw what he was doing. that made it even funnier. 54U
February 13th, 2007
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lololol
February 13th, 2007
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!!!
February 13th, 2007
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WIN
February 13th, 2007
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someone see if her son is still dead
February 13th, 2007
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Anna Nicole is so black and so poor..
February 13th, 2007
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Cafferty ftw!
February 13th, 2007
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No wai!
February 13th, 2007
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lol
February 13th, 2007
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Wonderful, wonderful. +1 to everyone who owned idownvotethieves in the comments. (And if he tries to deny he got owned I call bs in advance.)
February 13th, 2007
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are you cereal?
February 13th, 2007
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IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAAAD, ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE BIE BIE
February 13th, 2007
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Many lols
February 13th, 2007
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Man. Good thing they're keeping us updated on how dead she is.
February 14th, 2007
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No, she's stalking kids on YouTube who aren't reposting messages to 3 other videos.
February 14th, 2007
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I now fear this may become telemarketer....
February 14th, 2007
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February 14th, 2007
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wow, top viewed again...
February 14th, 2007
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Olk skool
February 14th, 2007
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February 14th, 2007
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over rated
February 14th, 2007
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God.
February 14th, 2007
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simply amazing
February 14th, 2007
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upvoted for comment drama
February 14th, 2007
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Cafferty? Why yes, I'll have a cup!
February 14th, 2007
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hhahahha
February 14th, 2007
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-THIS- is CNN.
February 14th, 2007
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Aahahahahahhaaaa
February 14th, 2007
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This is wrong. But I did lol.
February 14th, 2007
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Favorite added!
February 15th, 2007
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she is semi-un-undead
February 15th, 2007
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This guy owns.
February 15th, 2007
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glad she died .... worthless human
February 15th, 2007
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neat
February 15th, 2007
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OH SNAP
February 15th, 2007
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*lol* Wow. Zombie.
February 15th, 2007
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i logged in for the first time in months for this ytmnd
February 15th, 2007
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cue the zombie ytmnd
February 16th, 2007
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idownvotethieves is an idiot.
February 16th, 2007
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i can't figure out if he's kidding and making fun of the fact that the media won't shut up about this, like satire sorta, or if he's just retarded like all the rest of the media that is too busy covering some fat slut who died over an islamic kid who shot and killed 7 white people in salt lake city a couple days ago..
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