YTMND vs. Sega
Created on: January 11th, 2007
YTMND vs. Sega
DZK 
MAX vs. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. WHO WILL WIN? Download song (or read lyrics) @ http://www.soundclick.com/dzk

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January 20th, 2007
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They're still gonna get their asses handed to them if they send that back . . .
January 20th, 2007
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and show me one person that can't throw together a bunch of rhymes and profanity O_o'
January 20th, 2007
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Pure f*cking genius
January 20th, 2007
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WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THIS
January 20th, 2007
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nevermind. lol k thx.
January 20th, 2007
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This is amazing. If you listen to the whole thing through, and you still don't like or understand this, you might want to make yourself usefull (...or useless), and go apply for a job at SegaofAmerica, and join their little forums. You could have quite a conversation about how YTMND is doing Sega wrong.
January 20th, 2007
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Yeah, I'm a SEGA fan. But that company has been so sh*tty ever since their only successful system (Genesis) that they deserve to be punched in the throat. This, is YTMND.
January 21st, 2007
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F*cking great man
January 21st, 2007
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Wiggers must really need jobs now a days. Hell i think sega is wrong with this issue but stop giving wiggers a reason to go on homophobic rants about videogame characters. K-FED please go back to wal-mart mmmkay wanna be neegar. This isn't showing sega that this is their target audience, just showing how many wiggers think this is LOL's.
January 21st, 2007
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f*ck... you are the man now dog, amazing.
January 21st, 2007
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fail
January 21st, 2007
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Ok, this is the first site I've ever downvoted, and here's why. First off there's no denying you have talent DZK. Those lyrics are pretty clever and the beat by Rj2D is pretty good too. But this is what you do with your talent? Dude come on, you make a song about something as trivial as Sega requesting sites regarding Sonic be taken down? That's about the nerdiest sh*t you can rap about. And you know that Sega probably will not follow through with any legal action anyways. You may as well make a...
January 21st, 2007
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NEDM rap. Come on man, find a better way to use your talents.
January 21st, 2007
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When I said an NEDM rap, I was referring to the whole Myspace Rude Kitty vs. Happy Cat ordeal. I mean this is basically as pointless as that feud was, just on a bigger and gayer level. I hate to say it, but it's sites like this that almost make me embarrased to support YTMND. But seriously though you have talent DZK, don't listen to the haters. Just find some better material to rap about
January 21st, 2007
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amazing
January 21st, 2007
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rap ftl
January 21st, 2007
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Epic.
January 21st, 2007
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Most of that stuff is true...
January 21st, 2007
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damn ima download it now that's the f*cking jam
January 21st, 2007
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Rap sucks. You rule. YTMND, 5'd.
January 21st, 2007
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the fact that you can rap is alright. all your little bullsh*t commentary was f*cking stupid. you were stumbling over words and searching for things to say on the fly. also, the fact that you cared enough about this sega bullsh*t to write a rap about it shows how truly retarded you are.
January 21st, 2007
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RAP ISN'T REAL MUSIC! RAP GIVES YOU BRAIN DAMAGE!
January 21st, 2007
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this is really amazing production, a whole different level
January 21st, 2007
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Origional song = SUCH A WIN!
January 21st, 2007
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SO MUCH F*CKING CREATIVITY!!! I hate rap, but that was SO F*CKING INSANE! F*CK SEGA! YTMND FTMFW!
January 21st, 2007
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cbrooks83 said "Dude come on, you make a song about something as trivial as Sega requesting sites regarding Sonic be taken down? That's about the nerdiest sh*t you can rap about" ... yeah, that's what makes this cool as f*ck though.
January 22nd, 2007
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DZK, listen. I'm a general in a former Russian republic who controls several dozen nuclear warheads and a battle-ready armored division. Whenever you want to take over the world, just let me know. Or we can just hand out. Whichever dude. It's totally up to you. Because you're like. The f*cking Boss.
January 22nd, 2007
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5'd for holy sh*t amazing rhymes
January 22nd, 2007
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COMMERCIAL QUALITY YTMND, LULZ¬!
January 22nd, 2007
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lol, sega
January 22nd, 2007
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Yeah dude but Sonic is still way more kickass than you, man I wouldn't see you defeating DR Robotnik by rapping about how gay some things are. Whoopty doo ay!
January 22nd, 2007
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DZK kills it again. well done
January 22nd, 2007
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WOW! SCREW SEGA!!!
January 22nd, 2007
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Wow... i'm a fur-f*g, and i've always loved Tails, i'm on Fchan like, almost everyother day... but whoever does this song, you f*cking pwn. You sound like Xzibit, almost And Sega suing YTMND is as retarded as Spike Lee suing Spike TV, AND THAT'S -NO- GOOD!!! ^.^
January 22nd, 2007
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counter to the lyrics, the only reason that sonic is still afloat is because an entire community of furries wants to have sex with him.
January 23rd, 2007
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do a barrel roll
January 23rd, 2007
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This is very good, probably one of your best. Keep up work like this and I won't stop fiving you.
January 23rd, 2007
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HALL OF FAME YAY
January 25th, 2007
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You f*cking kick *ss DZK.
January 25th, 2007
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I LOL'd
January 27th, 2007
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ITS A N*GG*R!!! ITS A N*GG*R!!!!111
January 27th, 2007
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You are a shepherd for a new era of prosperity DZK.
January 27th, 2007
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IT'S SEG-GUH!!!! NOT SAY-GUH!!!!
January 27th, 2007
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mandonine: "Sega will win dumbass. This didn't help at all" Rofl...yeah Sega is really going to win and have ytmnd shut down. After all it worked for every other person who sent Max a legal letter.
January 27th, 2007
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you got alot of time on your hands
January 28th, 2007
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dzk is my favorite wigger
January 28th, 2007
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That was actually really clever.
January 28th, 2007
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SEGA Sucks. YTMND 4-EVER.
January 28th, 2007
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Shadow the Hedgehog sucked anyways
January 29th, 2007
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That was insane, man. Inspirational, totally agreeable, I'm sayin 5/5 right there, but you insuted sonic really bad. 4/5.
January 30th, 2007
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Niiiiiiiiice
January 31st, 2007
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sonic blows
January 31st, 2007
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ace
February 1st, 2007
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Motherf*ckin FIVES motherf*ckin EVERYWHERE! Another genius piece of artwork by teh master DZK himself.
February 2nd, 2007
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-1 for no NEDM, -1 because you forgot poland
February 2nd, 2007
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Coming to intrude American internet.
February 2nd, 2007
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this is so epicly amazing
February 3rd, 2007
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awesome song
February 4th, 2007
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U MOTHERFUKIN WIN.
February 5th, 2007
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Damn this is cool. P.S. FIRST COMMENT WOO!
February 7th, 2007
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+5 great "sega take over ytmnd letter"^_^ -2 for ANGRY N*GG*R SONG.
February 8th, 2007
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i can see te point u are trying to make here +5 and faved
February 8th, 2007
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If anyone speaks the truth better....I know not who
February 11th, 2007
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I couldn't believe my ears! You rap like a f*cking pro! Listened to the song like 5 times now and there is no mistake. That sh*t is good. Thanks and be sure to keep it up.
February 12th, 2007
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Get off my site, you poser.
February 12th, 2007
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genius!!!!!
February 12th, 2007
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"Yeah dude but Sonic is still way more kickass than you, man I wouldn't see you defeating DR Robotnik by rapping about how gay some things are. Whoopty doo ay!" yeah! *slurp* he can't defeat Dr. Robotnik! *slurp* Sonic can pwn teh no0bs liek joo!!
February 12th, 2007
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This is the first rap song I'm giving a 5. I HATE RAP! This was awesome!
February 13th, 2007
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You are both suspended.
February 18th, 2007
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lol nice rhymes
February 20th, 2007
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Epic!
February 22nd, 2007
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This is eff'n sweet dude. Sega of Europe is dumb, they were the ones that made Sonic Heroes *blech* and then said it was one of Sonic's best games *double blech*. Good thing Sega of America didn't give a crap. I bet they saw it and laughed.
February 25th, 2007
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AWESOME
February 26th, 2007
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you are really talented
March 1st, 2007
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Wow man, you have some real rapping skill. That's saying a lot coming from me also (I hate rap). I can't believe SEGA is in that much need of money though....
March 12th, 2007
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you freaking rule
March 12th, 2007
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5'd and favorited. Hoo-rah! Been trying to make a music video for this, actually... but that's not really relevant until it's done. The fact that the second half of the song is 90% a rant on how Sonic is gay. How does one visually express the concept of homosexuality for a full minute? Rainbows, sparkles? Cans of Gay Fuel? How long can anyone keep that up before it becomes unwatchable?
March 15th, 2007
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Holy sh*t, nice work DZK. You're a god.
March 21st, 2007
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That was f*cking awesome
March 23rd, 2007
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PWNT!!!! I like both this and sega but damn! O_______O favd!
March 25th, 2007
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THE GOOD WILL PREVAIL
March 26th, 2007
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April 2nd, 2007
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I'm surpised I missed this. Good work.
April 5th, 2007
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Jingle bells make the beat.
April 7th, 2007
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DZK is an honorary black man.
April 7th, 2007
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Tight sh*t DZK. You pretty much destroyed Sega with this site. I can't wait for Nintendo to try and start sh*t about the Barrel Roll, then you can make a rap about that lmao and f*ck the haters, you're one of the only people on this site that actually makes funny YTMNDs. Peace!
April 10th, 2007
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wow, nice. You know, i actually like sonic, but this song was aweomse.
April 14th, 2007
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Wow, just a load of crap straight from your ass. Failure
April 22nd, 2007
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Daaaaaaaamn! That kicked ass! YTMND: 1 , Sega: 0
April 23rd, 2007
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Epic
May 3rd, 2007
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This is pretty f*cking amazing.
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5'd for justice
May 5th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAH
May 7th, 2007
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I was about to give up on YTMND before I saw this, you ahve rejuvinated me. This is complete AWSOME 100% thankyou. I would give you 10 stars but max is a cheap jew so here's 5.
May 15th, 2007
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All other rappers look like piles of wet sh*t compared to you.
May 16th, 2007
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5/5 well deserved. more effort and talent in this YTMND then i've probably ever seen.
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Oh.....Snap.
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Hell yeah.
June 4th, 2007
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Internets winner.
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PWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWNPWN x An uncountable amount of numbers.
June 5th, 2007
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you win sir! yep, i want chicken.
June 10th, 2007
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They're makin jokes about our barrel roll, yo.
June 12th, 2007
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yet more proof sonic sucks
June 13th, 2007
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epic
June 16th, 2007
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garbage
June 20th, 2007
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WTF?! 1. Sonic isn't only on Genisis now. It has been on Ps2, Xbox, and Gamecube. 2. Do you really think if Sega stops the onic stuff one ytmnd.com that poeple are gunna stop buying the games? Tha't snot gunna happen 3. Saga "animals" f*cking? What are you talking about?! 4. When ever have the rings in Sonic exploded? The dissapear but the don't explode. Maybe...just maybe, get facts straight then come back and rant some.
June 20th, 2007
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WTF?! 1. Sonic isn't only on Genisis now. It has been on Ps2, Xbox, and Gamecube. 2. Do you really think if Sega stops the onic stuff one ytmnd.com that poeple are gunna stop buying the games? Tha't snot gunna happen 3. Saga "animals" f*cking? What are you talking about?! 4. When ever have the rings in Sonic exploded? The dissapear but the don't explode. Maybe...just maybe, get facts straight then come back and rant some.
June 25th, 2007
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1: The point was that the games haven't been good since the Genesis. 2: No, Sega won't have to worry about people not buying the Sonic games, but remember that the series has been on a downward slide and really, Sega couldn't afford to alienate possible new players. 3: Search YTMND. You'll figure it out eventually. Maybe. 4: Yes, they do explode out of Sonic. In the gayest possible way.
June 28th, 2007
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YTMND - 10 SEGA - 0 YTMND ownz ok really, SEGA gets wayyy to worried about stuff like "OMG gay Sonic" and really doesn't bother them. SEGA just wants to start drama so they can get all the f**king attention they want. But f**k SEGA, YTMND will own them no matter what....
June 29th, 2007
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Whyyyyyyy Sega, I loved you so much...like seriously, how many f*cking awful Sonic games have there been since genesis? Sonic CD was the last of the good breed, all we have now is crap like Sonic Jam, Sonic Heroes, Sonic Riders, Sonic R, Sonic Advance 1 2 and 3 etc etc ffs, haven't you guys heard of conservatism? Correct me if I'm wrong but in the same period of time Nintendo made 3 Mario games, 3 GOOD Mario games...Mario 64, Mario Sunshine and the New Super Mario Brothers. /sigh
July 2nd, 2007
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That made me lose some respect for Sega. They were once great...
July 2nd, 2007
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Sega has the rights! Sega has the rights! *pounded by all the f*cking max fanboys that are afriad of getting downvoted or deleted*
July 2nd, 2007
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wigger. Unoriginal? they came out with sonic, and the other characters right? They didnt f*cking steal them from f*cking Mario,OR F*CKING LINK RIGHT? RIGHT, BITCH. DID THEY COPY THEIR CHARACTERS? DID THEY? OR ARE YOU AT LOSS OF LYRICS HAT OLD FACTS, NOT FICTION? THIS IS A F*CKING LOAD OF SH*T, YOU STUPID PUNK WANNABE. IN FACT, THIS WANTS ME TO STANGLE PRINCES PEACH AND THROW HER OFF A BUILDING! *violent hand motions*
July 13th, 2007
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I don't like rap but that was awesome. Nice.
July 17th, 2007
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this is so f*cking true ppl need to stop downvoting this cause they are loyal sega fans.
July 19th, 2007
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Briliant! 5'd for Sega being so dumb...
July 24th, 2007
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One of the best YTMND ever. Proves an awesome point, truly awesome. :D
July 25th, 2007
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so @$%^ing true.
July 27th, 2007
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You are f*cking good man
July 31st, 2007
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Woah.
July 31st, 2007
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LOL OMG they're using the barrel roll!
August 9th, 2007
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Wiggers are funny.
August 12th, 2007
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I do not listen or like much rap but I have to say, you're really really good.
August 14th, 2007
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EPICK BEATZ!!1
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I don't even LIKE rap and this site is pure f*cking awesome.
August 23rd, 2007
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Wow, just saw this now... It's the only rap I'LL ever listen to. and good work on the lyrics man.
August 26th, 2007
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I'd buy his album.
August 31st, 2007
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1 for anti video game
September 7th, 2007
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lol
September 9th, 2007
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Great site!
September 9th, 2007
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Wow, this is incredible. Those Sega clowns can eat it.
October 2nd, 2007
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Awesome Battle Rap. 5'd!
October 21st, 2007
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So, if I sing about Sonic being gay when a lawsuit comes up, I'll get 145,847 views? Nah... But seriously, this just says the same thing over and over.
October 27th, 2007
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This one deserves sponsorship
October 31st, 2007
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so goooood
November 2nd, 2007
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sega is retarded.
December 16th, 2007
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Great style! Need more like you on YTMND
December 28th, 2007
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Fav'd for barrel roll
December 29th, 2007
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Thats damn right f*#$ sega,sonic hasn't gotten this much attention since 93
January 5th, 2008
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that was ill
January 7th, 2008
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is DZK black
January 24th, 2008
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simply pro
February 5th, 2008
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This is win. I can't believe I've missed this all this time!
February 21st, 2008
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LMFAO I LOVE YOU
February 25th, 2008
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I'm a Sonic fan, and even -I- think this song is freaking awesome. All the folks over at SEGA need to be told what turd sandwiches they are.
March 5th, 2008
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June 17th, 2008
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love this song
August 20th, 2008
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Sega was doing the right thing. Sonic is awsome, and they didn't want his reputation to go down the toilet (This was before Sonic next-gen, lol).
October 28th, 2008
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I HATE RAP BUT 5'D
December 4th, 2008
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Sega.....SUCK MY MICRO BALLZ...I mean..SUCK MY SOFT BALLZ!!!
December 17th, 2008
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I didn't know rappers were on ytmnd.
December 30th, 2008
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haha tht was pretty good! keep it up
February 12th, 2009
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Epic YTMND. Also, you sound like Xzibit. Good job.
March 29th, 2009
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this guys' voice sounds like a dirty n*gg*r
July 31st, 2009
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No one at Sega`s ever been creative? Apparently you work for them, lol.
January 2nd, 2010
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Greatest YTMND since the dramatic reading of the Ebaumsworld cease-and-desist letter! http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/ YTMND'ers must mobilize the internets and defeat those Sega dipsh*ts! ATTACK!!!
February 28th, 2010
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I'm not a fan of rap, but those were pretty sweet lyrics. haha
March 10th, 2010
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amazing song! make more nerdcore!!
May 8th, 2010
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i didn't think this would go anywhere and by the end I was blown away. Well done.
June 9th, 2012
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Sonic Generations is the best sonic game ever.
November 30th, 2013
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NIGGER!
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