Wii safety guide... TRANSLATION (4.0)
Created on: December 5th, 2006
Wii safety guide... TRANSLATION (4.0)
tallredheadkid 
Youtouchmywiiwii.ytmnd.com
I don't care who made it first, I just did this after seeing http://supersafe.ytmnd.com/. Made image faster again.
Ytmnd, Nintendo
noouch.

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?Super-Safe Japanese Wii Manual by trendybastard

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<< 1 2 >>
explodinator
December 8th, 2006
9:47:11 PM CST
(0)
I literally laughed 'til I cried.
FFLaguna
December 8th, 2006
10:49:27 PM CST
(0)
Alright, you get a five, good sir!
Guru-The-Warrior
December 8th, 2006
11:48:44 PM CST
(0)
was gonna give this a three until I saw "Take off the pink shirt, you look like a douchebag". Well done.
Durahansolo
December 8th, 2006
11:55:00 PM CST
(0)
omg you win the internets....I laughed til i cried. If only my wii could take out the trash though.
Xander
December 9th, 2006
2:01:26 AM CST
(0)
ROFL, This is perfect, Instana 5
Dejahl
December 9th, 2006
2:13:57 AM CST
(0)
I think I cried a little when It came to pepper and rainclouds, Fav'd. easy.
Artie
December 9th, 2006
2:25:45 AM CST
(0)
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it." gets this a 5 and a fav. I also was confused by that clover picture the first time I saw it.
kingnosis
December 9th, 2006
2:29:23 AM CST
(0)
pretty funny translations, great music
Walter43210
December 9th, 2006
4:02:37 AM CST
(0)
Best.
shortcockjocky
December 9th, 2006
10:15:20 AM CST
(0)
rather funny :p http://x009.uploaderx.net/x/wiigarfield.jpg made that one a few days ago for another forum
noouch
December 9th, 2006
11:26:53 AM CST
(0)
5 for using my music :)
gatecrasherc6
December 9th, 2006
11:55:20 AM CST
(0)
unfunny and retarded...
FiveMinutesAlone
December 9th, 2006
12:08:14 PM CST
(0)
lol
Hifriendslol
December 9th, 2006
1:07:52 PM CST
(0)
lolololoololol
Badboy204
December 9th, 2006
1:11:45 PM CST
(0)
FTW
m0nde
December 9th, 2006
2:24:23 PM CST
(0)
i laughed, but my wife just shook her head.
Akago
December 9th, 2006
3:33:45 PM CST
(0)
What the hell are you doing? Stop It.
Webstedge
December 9th, 2006
3:42:04 PM CST
(0)
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
Carth
December 9th, 2006
5:52:20 PM CST
(0)
images were funny, your captions were awful
Spo8
December 9th, 2006
7:27:01 PM CST
(0)
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it." gets you a 5.
tallredheadkid
December 9th, 2006
8:44:07 PM CST
(0)
That seems to be the favorite so far, with pepper and rainclouds in a close second.
totalpwnage
December 9th, 2006
9:14:15 PM CST
(0)
Site URL wins. You Touch my Wii Wii
cibopadrone
December 9th, 2006
10:28:26 PM CST
(0)
win
woofman
December 9th, 2006
11:02:23 PM CST
(0)
omg, so funny, fav
mr-blonde
December 9th, 2006
11:02:32 PM CST
(0)
way way way funnier than the original slideshow...good show
TheGADs
December 9th, 2006
11:08:13 PM CST
(0)
Ive seen several YTMNDs with this in it, I dunno if this is the original or not, but it's the funniest. The clover one was funny. And dont suffocate little anime boys too. You are funny, I like funny. Funny is nice
pussinboots
December 9th, 2006
11:42:57 PM CST
(0)
Hilarious sh*t. perfect
Moonshadow101
December 9th, 2006
11:56:53 PM CST
(0)
Would've been funny even without the clover one, but that really sealed the deal.
Jesushobo
December 10th, 2006
12:01:36 AM CST
(0)
My god I haven't laughed this hard since I was a school girl! 5's all around. My fav was the first one
ghcghcghc
December 10th, 2006
12:18:21 AM CST
(0)
meh most of the captions weren't funny at all
Bongobass135
December 10th, 2006
12:41:50 AM CST
(0)
funny is opinion. i find it funny
anon3334
December 10th, 2006
1:11:03 AM CST
(0)
lol
francefrancerevoluti
December 10th, 2006
1:28:38 AM CST
(0)
but i like punching my friends in the face
Chunes
December 10th, 2006
1:59:26 AM CST
(0)
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
Slope
December 10th, 2006
2:34:17 AM CST
(0)
thank you for making each frame long enough to read and observe, also five.
wearetheunion
December 10th, 2006
2:46:09 AM CST
(0)
see you at the hall of fame
tallredheadkid
December 10th, 2006
3:00:07 AM CST
(0)
That makes me happy. Not just in the pants.
missartsy
December 10th, 2006
7:39:49 AM CST
(0)
you take the cake, my friend. éste es de veras el mejor YTMND. i think i've fallen in love. well, not with you. the site. the play/rewind jenks, pepper and rainclouds, suffocation, punchation, curbation, pikachuation, trashation, no gamesing, blanketation, douche-ation, "what the hell are you doing? stop it!", and robots! LOVE, DEATH, AND HUMILIATION! i wish i could give you a ten, but i guess a faved five will have to do. keep up the random work.
Bupo
December 10th, 2006
8:08:25 AM CST
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
DvP84
December 10th, 2006
8:48:22 AM CST
(0)
MUCH improved over the original!
TurboArkhan
December 10th, 2006
11:03:58 AM CST
(0)
I love the music. Sounds like C64 stuff. This sh*ts fo real dog.
UhaveNowGoneToFar
December 10th, 2006
2:03:08 PM CST
(0)
zhugeliang13
December 10th, 2006
2:59:21 PM CST
(0)
lol
Fortnox
December 10th, 2006
4:46:29 PM CST
(0)
ftw.
lapeliroja
December 10th, 2006
4:55:57 PM CST
(0)
take of the freaking pink shirt.
Akadjjoel
December 10th, 2006
5:52:59 PM CST
(0)
Well done
lionmane726
December 10th, 2006
8:45:28 PM CST
(0)
"What the Hell are you doing? Stop it." FTW.
Klunka
December 10th, 2006
8:56:53 PM CST
(0)
this is just great. the loop, music and your stylish wit. Kudos to you my friend
Agent36
December 10th, 2006
9:26:24 PM CST
(0)
total winage
Cupchange
December 10th, 2006
10:25:01 PM CST
(0)
what the hell are you doing! Stop it!
SolidShroom
December 11th, 2006
6:21:36 AM CST
(0)
Good YTMND, I guess I don't have to all pikachu on yo' ass.
JasonFrost
December 11th, 2006
12:52:25 PM CST
(0)
superbe
j035u5
December 11th, 2006
1:24:47 PM CST
(0)
haha awesome
tikkshamur
December 11th, 2006
3:24:12 PM CST
(0)
I'll be sure to remember!
Belfento
December 11th, 2006
4:21:54 PM CST
(0)
Water sucks; gatorade is better. Not only does gatorade quench your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot. (The Waterboy)
ibhenowflee
December 11th, 2006
6:37:17 PM CST
(0)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ReloadPsi
December 11th, 2006
7:07:27 PM CST
(0)
Ownership!
NS
December 11th, 2006
7:52:05 PM CST
(-1)
LITTLE ANIME BOYS BAG THEM on a completely different topic: xbox360 is better than both ps3 and wii
nindgod
December 11th, 2006
8:17:17 PM CST
(0)
this is really funny. =)
Xihix
December 11th, 2006
8:23:32 PM CST
(0)
F*cking genious.
RedSwirl
December 11th, 2006
8:56:47 PM CST
(0)
Nice touch with the "PLAY>" & "
glamiss
December 11th, 2006
10:17:53 PM CST
(0)
take off your freaking pink shirt. you look like a douche. hahahaha! classic... "what the hell are you doing? stop it." hahahaha
GRX40
December 11th, 2006
10:38:15 PM CST
(0)
lame captions
sourburger
December 12th, 2006
1:21:41 AM CST
(0)
What the hell are you doing? Stop it. Literally made me LOL long eonugh to last two more loops.
Shadow-Con
December 12th, 2006
6:13:49 AM CST
(0)
Uhhh, I don't know. It was funny, and the music helped it.
Ledford
December 12th, 2006
8:35:00 AM CST
(0)
lol....
Andy36
December 12th, 2006
11:12:31 AM CST
(0)
5'ed. Reps.
chunkymonkey
December 12th, 2006
4:24:52 PM CST
(0)
The pink shirt and the what the hell are you doing are the most funny.
stonebadger
December 12th, 2006
4:40:40 PM CST
(0)
he'll totally freak out.
S3an
December 12th, 2006
5:12:46 PM CST
(0)
TY
ParasiteDragon
December 12th, 2006
5:15:22 PM CST
(0)
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
FuryofBob
December 12th, 2006
5:19:59 PM CST
(-1)
Jesus Christ, none of these are funny. http://wiiatomo.ytmnd.com Now that's f*cking funny.
Gradabug
December 12th, 2006
5:59:19 PM CST
(0)
Suffocating anime boys is funny.
CaptianCrabs
December 12th, 2006
6:05:07 PM CST
(0)
http://www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.com viral marketing
HelJugoth
December 12th, 2006
7:01:37 PM CST
(0)
What the hell ar you doing. Stop it.
xfubar
December 12th, 2006
7:19:03 PM CST
(0)
i loved the "Do not put games into your Wii", priceless.
TsukasaElkKite
December 12th, 2006
7:22:34 PM CST
(0)
rodrod
December 12th, 2006
8:14:36 PM CST
(0)
hurray!
LowDownBum
December 12th, 2006
8:33:12 PM CST
(0)
finally a relatively good wii safety guide ytmnd
blahblah6428
December 12th, 2006
8:38:41 PM CST
(0)
Pikachu FTW.
crypulse
December 12th, 2006
9:12:32 PM CST
(0)
I love
sup3r-m4rio
December 12th, 2006
9:29:28 PM CST
(0)
5
pimp-o-matic
December 12th, 2006
11:46:50 PM CST
(0)
I love you. : )
pimp-o-matic
December 12th, 2006
11:47:25 PM CST
(0)
....please don't go pikachu on my ass...
Quizzelbuck
December 13th, 2006
12:18:43 AM CST
(0)
If i do these things, will it void my warrenty? 5'd for the warning.
tallredheadkid
December 13th, 2006
12:55:36 AM CST
(0)
I wish this was viral marketing. Then maybe I'd get paid for this. I wonder how we can get Nintendo to see this...
Zonr
December 13th, 2006
1:22:49 AM CST
(0)
BrokenNintendo
December 13th, 2006
4:36:52 AM CST
(0)
you my good sir are a genius; snowmen+robots= scared wii :(
Largemidget
December 13th, 2006
8:08:39 AM CST
(-1)
Thats so not - funny... I wanna re-make it with funny captions. I don't mean to be a dick but seriously only the "pink shirt" one was funny.
Reinhart
December 13th, 2006
2:09:50 PM CST
(0)
That is incredible.
lostfate
December 13th, 2006
3:42:21 PM CST
(0)
Nicely Done sir. :) 5d
OmniIcyshelf
December 13th, 2006
4:27:23 PM CST
(0)
Only three captions were funny, but they were worth a star each. Add 1 for the music and 1 for not making penis jokes, and then you'll have a cake. I've gotta have it made... You know that I love cake...
dhaos
December 13th, 2006
5:17:10 PM CST
(0)
That was clever. That was clever. This is more than worthy of a five.
GRX40
December 13th, 2006
5:28:16 PM CST
(-1)
"Only three captions were funny, but they were worth a star each." I counted 2
CommanderCool89
December 13th, 2006
5:41:01 PM CST
(-1)
I don't care for it.
Millions
December 13th, 2006
5:45:24 PM CST
(0)
this is one of the best YTMNDs i've seen in a while, good job!
Millions
December 13th, 2006
5:45:56 PM CST
(0)
also, What the hell are you doing? Stop it
maninhaze
December 13th, 2006
7:00:09 PM CST
(0)
THANK YOU, but making this ytmnd will cause hundreds if not thousands of ytmnd'ers, making this NSFWP (not safe for wii players), well done though.
fluffbox
December 13th, 2006
8:28:35 PM CST
(-1)
lame
MetalRedDragon
December 13th, 2006
9:22:20 PM CST
(0)
hahaha My fave is "What are you doing? Stop it."
wisdumcube
December 14th, 2006
1:05:54 AM CST
(0)
"Take off the pink shirt, you look like a douche."
aidsmcgee
December 14th, 2006
1:38:45 AM CST
(0)
5'd for "Do NOT put games into your wii." That seriously made me laugh harder than any other ytmnd that I can think of. I didn't want it to end.
Tyler2k
December 14th, 2006
3:31:32 AM CST
(0)
Who tries to fix CD's with scotch tape, seriously?
CDawg82191
December 14th, 2006
6:12:11 PM CST
(0)
i don't think i've ever laughed any harder in my life
youkai
December 14th, 2006
7:04:52 PM CST
(0)
hahaha, this is the best thing to happen anything ever.
Bilge
December 14th, 2006
7:20:14 PM CST
(0)
It might seem kind of quirky, but I like the REW/PLAY touch.
thesearethedays
December 14th, 2006
8:35:10 PM CST
(0)
this is hilarious well deserved five
PatMan33
December 14th, 2006
8:51:51 PM CST
(0)
Win!
DoctorJuice
December 14th, 2006
11:02:50 PM CST
(0)
I've always loved those little comic safety guides included with Japanese electronics.
bongwater
December 15th, 2006
12:16:42 AM CST
(0)
sh*t, no wonder my wii was shooting pepper and rain clouds..
nerdspy
December 15th, 2006
1:59:08 AM CST
(0)
win
thelurchster
December 16th, 2006
12:03:11 PM CST
(0)
If left next to cigarettes, the Wii will shoot out pepper and rain clouds. O RLY? Here's your 5.
biologicalcomponent
December 17th, 2006
1:34:33 PM CST
(0)
touch
Kakyoin
December 17th, 2006
4:02:52 PM CST
(0)
+1 for Play/Rew.
revenge10111
December 18th, 2006
6:18:07 AM CST
(0)
even my mom liked it! and my sister didn't get half of it and she thought it was funny! 5 stars all the way! (do more like that they're funny)
revenge10111
December 18th, 2006
6:18:43 AM CST
(0)
dang it it didn't rate!
revenge10111
December 18th, 2006
6:19:18 AM CST
(0)
dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
revenge10111
December 18th, 2006
6:20:13 AM CST
(0)
i'd rate it five stars but my computer won't work!
Poland
December 18th, 2006
6:17:58 PM CST
(-1)
Man I just looked for the funny, and it never came :(
Beezleborg
December 19th, 2006
6:34:53 PM CST
(0)
Dude, you got me laughing so hard, my sides and throat ache! That was genius! Great job!
EKAJ13
December 19th, 2006
6:37:28 PM CST
(0)
lol, 5'd
JoeyJoeJoe
December 19th, 2006
7:23:01 PM CST
(0)
It's not as good as yours, but... wiiwiiforme.ytmnd.com
Valumef10
December 21st, 2006
6:02:34 PM CST
(0)
What are you doing? Stop it. ROFL
ObedMarsh
December 21st, 2006
11:47:59 PM CST
(0)
I done did chuckle
TobyTheRobot
December 28th, 2006
11:02:00 PM CST
(0)
5'd for the music and the shamrock "What the hell are you doing? Stop it."
TOMPCpl
December 30th, 2006
12:04:34 PM CST
(0)
Please make me LOL! 5! LOL takes 5.
Jeyrad
December 31st, 2006
11:25:33 AM CST
(0)
You, sir, get a poem Roses are red, violets are blue i wrap up my tubes, and give them to you.
missartsy
January 2nd, 2007
3:49:55 PM CST
(0)
so i realized that the two persons in the first frame look way to much like you and i. i'm so punching you in the face with the wiimote! yesssssssss. i win!!!11one
kittenluvermeowz
January 3rd, 2007
7:34:26 PM CST
(0)
I tried to push rewind so 5
cricketboy
January 5th, 2007
6:55:23 PM CST
(0)
Stop what are you doing..? Irishing the Wii?
RisenRooster
January 6th, 2007
12:34:01 AM CST
(0)
ironically the first thing i did was chew on the twisty tie. no joke
Pettitman
January 6th, 2007
1:00:54 AM CST
(0)
i keep seeing this, and it wont stop.
lopolo42
January 6th, 2007
5:36:44 PM CST
(0)
0.o
punkmasterflex99
January 9th, 2007
1:37:16 PM CST
(0)
amazing.
raichuman99
January 12th, 2007
8:34:23 AM CST
(0)
I'LL GO ALL RAICHU ON YOUR ASS
AWPerative
January 15th, 2007
6:18:40 PM CST
(0)
yes
TyeNee
January 15th, 2007
8:09:27 PM CST
(0)
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it." lol
DmNt
January 17th, 2007
2:20:14 PM CST
(0)
total win and fav'd.
SonicSezNoGood
January 19th, 2007
10:55:50 PM CST
(0)
ROFL Pikachu!
cooman2
January 29th, 2007
8:44:35 PM CST
(0)
i liked it! the pink shirt thing made it a fav!
craw
February 4th, 2007
8:27:32 PM CST
(0)
The first YTMND in while that's made me genuinely laugh. Good for you.
pyro
February 6th, 2007
5:15:54 PM CST
(0)
O_o wtf mate? lol
epocalypse
February 9th, 2007
2:41:23 AM CST
(0)
le awesome
hyruledood
February 12th, 2007
4:36:06 PM CST
(0)
Good interpretation.
Craelon
February 25th, 2007
9:43:18 AM CST
(0)
I have a Wii. YAY! He looks kinda cold and thirsty for gatorade with that clover sticking out of him...
sits
March 5th, 2007
7:23:19 AM CST
(0)
I lol'd.
JWC7215
March 8th, 2007
10:45:47 AM CST
(0)
What the hell are you doing? Stop it.
dagoth-ur
March 9th, 2007
3:21:43 PM CST
(0)
"what the hell are you doing? stop it" made me sh*t my pants lawling. good job. first rate. real five-star material.
Koen
March 20th, 2007
1:20:59 PM CDT
(0)
Zomigod, it's a 5
stummies1121
April 11th, 2007
1:28:15 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome. You should do a sequel, with captions for the fake Wii safety manual.
Yatsulanator
May 6th, 2007
2:34:25 PM CDT
(0)
no comment, just upvoteness
goob
May 7th, 2007
4:49:57 PM CDT
(0)
lol, that safety guide is hilarious
SomeGuy0000
May 14th, 2007
2:09:52 AM CDT
(0)
Oh My God buahahah
ManofPower
May 25th, 2007
5:37:54 PM CDT
(0)
Literally laughed my *ss off. 5'd.
kepledon
June 14th, 2007
10:24:51 AM CDT
(0)
I loved this! It's a good thing I wasn't in a lecture... I laughed out loud! You, tallredheadkid, are very clever.
zephyran
June 21st, 2007
1:54:08 PM CDT
(0)
I wish I'd listened to you...I curbed my nunchuck and it went all Pikachu on my *ss ; ;
neomage245
June 22nd, 2007
12:05:25 PM CDT
(0)
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it."
Trevelyan985665
July 3rd, 2007
10:15:59 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for making me lol more than twice
tariqalsuave
July 9th, 2007
1:24:06 AM CDT
(0)
This is without a doubt the funniest thing on YTMND.
squirrelswarm
August 7th, 2007
10:49:38 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha,thats unbelievable....and sos the adress thing
Barcode711
August 14th, 2007
11:00:18 PM CDT
(0)
"What the hell are you doing? Stop it."
Darkstar124
August 21st, 2007
7:13:33 PM CDT
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Kick ASS! Hilarious man. Dude, for 5.0 it's curb-stomp lol. BUT AMAZING NONETHELESS!
TheGreatGatsby
October 27th, 2007
11:38:41 AM CDT
(0)
Nugga nouch.
necmo
November 5th, 2007
7:44:35 PM CST
(0)
Do NOT put games into your wii.
sotor
November 27th, 2007
8:47:45 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA omfg
Final-Fan
December 18th, 2007
10:15:35 PM CST
(0)
The pepper/rainclouds one is not very funny at all, but the rest is gold. Withholding a 5 for that would be like giving Mario Galaxy a 9.
SonKaku
March 13th, 2008
6:50:38 PM CDT
(0)
This YTMND Pikachu'd my ass.
Exustio
April 9th, 2008
9:28:39 AM CDT
(0)
lol!
Taq0
April 16th, 2008
1:53:53 PM CDT
(0)
5'd and fav'd. This is godlike.
Twin-Uzis
June 30th, 2008
10:43:12 PM CDT
(0)
I don't own a Wii. I don't like the Wii. I, in fact, think it's a retarded concept. But this is the funniest Wii joke I've ever seen.
aMuse
July 23rd, 2008
4:55:23 PM CDT
(0)
Sweet.
kschwarz88
July 17th, 2009
12:09:56 AM CDT
(0)
The pink shirt one was my favorite
loliconfapper
June 29th, 2010
10:07:56 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha i laughed my arse off,
pd: i didn't know that wii accesories could go pikachu on ma ass XD
woman
November 30th, 2013
2:07:59 PM CST
(0)
C'mon now, the Wii? That little controller, baby? That thing looks like a dildo. Aight? I ain't trying to play my games with no deal-dough.
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