Cries of the Infidels
Created on: September 20th, 2006
Cries of the Infidels
For more stories (or if you were too lazy to sit through my YTMND) go here: http://www.cuttingedge.org/shaw/index.html For those who deny the Voltaire/Geneva Bible Society story, go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferney

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September 24th, 2006
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This should be made into a Gaytmnd
September 24th, 2006
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very well made and is alot better then half of the crap that gets a 5 star
September 24th, 2006
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I cant help but notice the vast amount of this was relied upon by one author. While your public service ..in spirit.. cannot be discounted may I remind you it is like a spoiled child to think that god is capable of leaving anyone alone to think you are so special to be left out at all. Also that hell is just what exsists between the fears and mass hysteria of man. Hell is not of God and God is everything beyond what you and everyone on this tiny earth can comprehend or beleave.
September 24th, 2006
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I'll have to disagree Taylor, this site isn't "good" it's okay, it's not too interesting, the music isn't too hot, it's full of assumptions and unprovable "true" information. God may exist, Jesus may have been his son, Shiva may be wondering who the hell this yahweh guy is people are worshipping, buddha may be living next door to you, that neighbour who always smiles and waves at you every morning....who knows? I'm no atheist, but my religion is mine, what matters is how I as a person
September 24th, 2006
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conduct myself. So many deaths, so much support for killing, all in the name of religion. How many "good christians" do I know supporting the death in Iraq? I assure you no less than the number of radical islamists supporting those who are killing our brothers and sisters over there.
September 24th, 2006
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Congrats You fail,Reason:Spreading xian sh*t and forcing your belives. Go suck a Harble T_T'
September 24th, 2006
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i will give this a 5 for editing the material was presented well i do not agree with the message hell isnt in the old testament I am still big enough to five this tho
September 24th, 2006
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A witch! Burn herrrrr ar harharhar!
September 24th, 2006
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Yet another christian who has confused this place for a prostelitzing soapbox. Worst of all, you're falling back on the dark age tactic of talking about fire and brimstone as a reason one should be christian.
September 24th, 2006
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Repent, heathens!1one Fire and brimstone is a terrible way to evangelize, if that is indeed what you're trying to do. I'll give it 2 stars for the obvious time and effort you put into it; I trust your motives are pure, but I can't condone your method.
September 24th, 2006
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The Bible is not only an altered, fictional book but has stolen stuff from other religions.
September 24th, 2006
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I've seen that cutting edge site before. They say that Harry Potter is out to kill us all and that George Bush is the Antichrist. I'd take anything they say with a dump-truck of salt.
September 24th, 2006
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For the love of god stop sponsoring this sh*t!
September 24th, 2006
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offensive sites, that insite the people around to you to call hearsy, is like me sh*tting on the floor while standing in-line at starbucks.
September 24th, 2006
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It really doesn't prove anything. Hundreds or even thousands of people wouldn't need to know eachother and conspire in order to all see the same thing when near death because everyone is familiar with what Hell is supposedly like. Also, if near death, the brain releases chemicals licken to downer substances, meaning they would get visions of hopelessness. These visions are a part of human evolution, necessary to convince fellow people in a life-and-death situation to be disturbed by them and move on.
September 24th, 2006
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""To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight." -HOMER, The Iliad" YOU CAN'T QUOTE HIM.HE IS A NON-CHRISTIAN UNTERMENSCH UNDER YOUR TERMS. F*g.
September 24th, 2006
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sucks balls
September 24th, 2006
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No, YOU SUCK BALLS, f*ckin downvoter. Anyways, back to the point. These atheists can't just dismiss these testimonies as merely illusions of a dying brain. It would be retarded to do so, as I believe most of these testimonies are true evidence of an afterlife, and a bad one without Jesus.
September 24th, 2006
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Who the crapf*ck is S.B. Shaw? All of these accounts are compiled by him, that immediately makes me highly suspicious of how "varied" these accounts are.
September 24th, 2006
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F*cking christians. Feed you bitches to the lions!
September 24th, 2006
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Pussy.
September 24th, 2006
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"These atheists can't just dismiss these testimonies as merely illusions of a dying brain. It would be retarded to do so, as I believe most of these testimonies are true evidence of an afterlife, and a bad one without Jesus." And i guess it isn't retarded to believe in magical demons torturing you. Srsly, you internetevangelists need to get a life. Oh yeah, and that Voltaire story, complete Bull. Thanks for trying.
September 24th, 2006
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oohhh, that spooky music and that bunch of unsubstantiated stories about 'skeptiks' of some tired nonsense from 2000 years ago with no substantial physical reporudcable evidence really scared me, I should become christian (and not muslim or any other monolithic religion because they're not THE TRUE religion.) Please tell me mr. dipsh*t, If your 'god' really created us, why did he create us in such a way that we can question his existence or any statement that is not accompanied by evidence or proof?
September 24th, 2006
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If all your theories about afterlife are true how come you can't prove them? How come you don't have the slightest of evidence to show us when it comes to showing 'proof'? How come you are so strongly rejecting all other explanations of existance other than yours without providing solid reproducable physical evidence? Why the f*ck on earth should I or any other sane person have any REASON to believe you? People experience illusion all the f*cking time, it's a psychological condition asswipe!
September 24th, 2006
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"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous" And God granted it." -Voltaire
September 24th, 2006
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And if we were made to obey god all the time, why did he create us in a way to be more than such a being? Why do we have freedom of thought and action (at least only constainted by physical factors?) Why didn't he just make us obidient so that we just shut our mouths and serve his purpose? However, if he created us to have all sorts of freedom and order us to obey him, then is he an attention whore and a sadist? Burning and torturing people who don't obey him and loving the ones who do?
September 24th, 2006
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no funny.
September 24th, 2006
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Nice presentation, but you really shouldn't preach on YTMND despite your warnings beforehand. I won't go on any more because I'm sure plenty of other people have said what I'm thinking anyway.
September 24th, 2006
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i downvoted...am i going to hell?
September 24th, 2006
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This is moronic, I don't understand your point at all, nor do I care
September 24th, 2006
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What the hell? This is a fun site, not a fundi propaganda page. Please delete this sh*t and start handing out chick tracts on the streets. Or get a life.
September 24th, 2006
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Good editing and yes Vaulker you are going to hell.
September 24th, 2006
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September 24th, 2006
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Man, I'm a Christian. I've even enjoyed some of your pro Christianity debates previously. But this one is just plain irresponsible. "Mr. N and Mr. W"? "A youth in Sheffield"? "An inifidel in Michigan"? If you can't offer facts as evidence then your argument can't be taken seriously. It's a joke now.
September 24th, 2006
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"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." -John 3:16
September 24th, 2006
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GOOD GOD MAN, STOP TRYING TO CONVERT PEOPLE OVER THE INTERTUBES.
September 24th, 2006
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the 'who will pay for yours?' comment at the end gave me a good laugh.
September 24th, 2006
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it was interesting...i don't really understand why you brought it to ytmnd...but it was interesting
September 24th, 2006
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Idiot.
September 24th, 2006
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I think the whole thing scrolled to quickly
September 24th, 2006
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Great YTMND, BUT... I would have used Unbeliver instead of Infadel. I know they are two words for the same thing but we're Christian not Islamic. People associate the word Infidel with Islamic Extremism and therefore put any sentance you use it in out of their heads and dismiss it as a psychotic rambling. So if you want to make a noteworthy point like you have done here use a word more people will "get along" with.
September 24th, 2006
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Wow, nothing constitutes proof like the stories of agonized dying people. I'm convinced! (I 3'd some of your other stuff, but the substance of this one doesn't deserve 3.)
September 24th, 2006
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Religion = Magical thinking
September 24th, 2006
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ytmnd is no place for religious propaganda. I was going to 1 this but there was effort.
September 24th, 2006
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You f*cking homo! Get the hell out of here with your religous bullsh*t. You are a dumb, brainwashed pig. Don't you think it's possible that after years of being told about hell, these people where just the slight bit afriad becuase of some propoganda bullsh*t thats been washed down there throats. Is it possible that they where afraid that, what if, they thought the theings being told to them might just be true? You and the other natzis that sponsored this site need to be banned and reeducated.
September 24th, 2006
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kill yourself then report back to us
September 24th, 2006
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I would one this, seeing as YTMND is no place for religion, unless it be for the reasons of humor, but it was very well made. The way the slides transitioned to each other was amazing at the least. But alas, you fail because of reasons previously stated in the various comments above thi one.
September 24th, 2006
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The slides were a little too fast to read but other then that total screw up it was nice.
September 24th, 2006
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Though I don't believe in the potential message in this, I always enjoy an intelligent submission about the great unknown. Keep making sites like these, there will always be downvoters but every filmmaker (even the famous ones) have their haters!
September 24th, 2006
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please, all you chiristians who waste your time here vainly trying to convert us "infidels": GIVE IT UP! NO ONE IS GOING TO SECOND GUESS THEIR BELIEFS BECAUSE SOME RANDOM ZEALOT USES FLAWED LOGIC AND BIASED SOURCES! G I V E I T U P!!!! but nicely made.
September 24th, 2006
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I believe in God, spiritually and a higher power. What I do not believe in is the idea that a kind and loving god would knowlingly allow the children he loves to suffer for all eternity. When a parent punishes a child its so they learn from their mistakes and grow as people. Eternal punishment is not teaching, its tortue. Hell is an idea created by man to keep other people in line. Its a form of scare tactics used to extort money and loyality from people in the form of organized religion.
September 24th, 2006
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lulz, offensive, 5'd
September 24th, 2006
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Whetstone is probably one of the best ymnd trolls in a while
September 24th, 2006
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This type of thing is the very reason christianity is dying. Christians are using the same scare tactics they've used for the past 500 years in a time where there less to be scared of. Instead of trying to be loving, and caring as they always claim is their intention, they try and scare you. They try and make you second guess yourself instead of just trying to make you feel, for a lack of a better term, loved by their god.
September 24th, 2006
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eepberries: qft.. lulz
September 24th, 2006
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The way I see it they place themselves in this posistion, no matter how much God tries to help them their just simply evil people, the kind of person that, when they get caught performing a crime they are not sorry they did it, but sorry they were caught. So there is really nothing else for it but to deny them access to heaven. I think if there was even a chance they could be saved God would save them, but they wont be saved. As C.S.Lewis said, the Gates of Hell are held shut from the inside-
September 24th, 2006
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Cool stuff
September 24th, 2006
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-they wont allow themselves to be saved most of the time, or they would do it only for selfish reasons and would never be sorry for the crimes they have commited (btw only the Gates of Hell part was by C.S.Lewis...)---------------------------- This ytmnd made me sad :(
September 24th, 2006
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Yeah right, and there are hundreds of accounts of people seeing UFOs, so therefore they exist too?
September 24th, 2006
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You've got to be joking.
September 24th, 2006
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"You are such a god damn idiot. God forgives all." Lol cojafoji, what book have you been reading? You're the idiot, and that has less to do with religion/beliefs than the fact that you either can't read, or are just making sh*t up for youself.
September 24th, 2006
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Sad to see how much hate there is for Christians out there. Nothing unexpected though. Who needs God in a country where everything you could want is provided for you. In the end, when you are dieing, I hope you think back to this and remember your comments. I don't care whether you are a believer or not, if you see the gates of hell on your death bed you will come to the realize that you rejected a salvation that is so very easy to get, not hard, easy, all you had to do was ask just once to be saved.
September 24th, 2006
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While I think its a load of BS, it was intresting. I couldent catch everything, slow it down a little for a higher score.
September 24th, 2006
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I just 1'd a lot of the sites by people who 5'd this site and made idiotic religious comments. Have a nice day.
September 24th, 2006
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"To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right, in peace and war, in council and in fight, unless he can't get the facts straight and calls everyone an 'infidel,' you f*g." -HOMER, The Iliad
September 24th, 2006
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Even if any parts of your BS are factually accurate (which I doubt), your all-loving god sure has a funny way of showing his affection to his creations. In short: even if god were real (which he is not) I wouldn't worship him. Go fvck yourself.
September 24th, 2006
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And BTW, this has nothing to do with Anti-Christianism. It has to do with Anti-Whetstonism. This is a horrible YTMND, 7th graders can write better sh*t than this. And these are just hallucinations seen by dying people, retold by preachers. That doesn't make it the word of God.
September 24th, 2006
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This site is a total piece of crap. Go to some f*cking religous site you nutbag.
September 24th, 2006
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Also notice how there are so many 5 stars at the top, compared to the bottom. This is because we don't hate Christ, we just hate you.
September 24th, 2006
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I am a fair man, and I will sit to listen to those I disagree with. Your argument did not impress me though. I am not being or narrow minded, your argument faultered. Here is why. First off, you said yourself, people are not very mentally stable near death. So their words dont quite count as proof. Secondly, you said they had similar visions. Well, of course they did. These people had been told about hellfire and damnation their entire lives...
September 24th, 2006
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i dont really like what you do, but respect what you do, so keep doing it, just not around me p.s. if there was someone in a christian-free place on earth, that had visions about fire and brimstone, it would make it much more beleiveable
September 24th, 2006
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if they had been told about giant purple bunny rabbits in marshmallow fields, they would have been tasting the marshmallow on their way out. Third, you have quite a few religeous sources of information (Reverands and such), very biased people who are trying to "save those heathen free thinkers from the everlasting hellfire". Now, Im sorry, but I need more than second hand information about the final words of a stroke victim to sell me that all atheists are repentent as they are "consumed in hellfire"...
September 24th, 2006
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Aside from the fact that these things are most likely made up, they are from the same source. Religious nuts.
September 24th, 2006
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Boring. As. F*ck.
September 24th, 2006
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Near death experiances are also largely bunk. The dying brain begins to run out of blood, shoot off random sensations and cause quite a few odd trips. So to recap your argument is 1)Dying people who have been convinced their entire lives that they will be consumed in hellfire see hellish visions as their brain spasms wildly in their last few minutes of life. And it is backed up by religous sources and vaguely points to "Hundreds more" similar tales. Your argument = fail. Also, unfunny = gtfo.
September 24th, 2006
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What is sad about atheists is you just go off when someone posts anything even hinting at the existence of God, when does this ever happen when an evolution theory is posted? It may happen, but never anywhere near as often as it happens when something about God is posted. You realise what that sounds like right? Extremist religions are very close to what you guys are currently doing, absolute denial of anything even hinting of God and abuse to whomever supplies the information.
September 24th, 2006
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Please show creationists some common curtesy and respect and take a look at what you are doing for a second.
September 24th, 2006
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ummm u suck...
September 24th, 2006
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This proves nothing. Ask anyone who had a similiar experience IN A DIFFERENT RELIGION. I'm sure there are hundreds of accounts of people from religions such as the Hindu, Shinto, or Aboriginee who have felt something of the same, but with their own religion's account of what happens when you die. You suck ass, EmoKitten.
September 24th, 2006
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"Hey you don't like my god, you should die."
September 24th, 2006
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god is gay
September 24th, 2006
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shiftesc.....this has nothing to do with evolution so shut up
September 24th, 2006
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He is not forcing anything upon you, you choose to look at this... Thanks for proving your vast intellect by posting mindless abusive comments. You fellow atheists would be ashamed...
September 24th, 2006
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meh. when i die, i'll be sure to come back and let you know what happens.
September 24th, 2006
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ytmnd is not the place for this. please take your evangelism elsewhere.
September 24th, 2006
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If god is really as close minded as you make him appear, and heaven is full of people like you, I can't wait to surf on the sea of fire and listen to metal. If you think you have the right to shove this garbage down our collective throat, then you deserve to have a hefty c*ck shoved down yours. GTFO
September 24th, 2006
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Keep your religious bullsh*t off YTMND. F*ck off and die, no one cares for your inability to join the 21st Century, biatch! :)))) WOAHWOAHWAOHWAOH!!!!
September 24th, 2006
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Its called hell whetstone I hope you go their. ^_^
September 24th, 2006
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Frightening. There was a story about an islamic extremist who survived a failed suicide attempt. He was screaming about 12 ugly fat women groping him. Can't recall the sources or citation so I don't expect anyone to really be thoughtful on this.
September 24th, 2006
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OMG TEH RELIGION LOLZ!!!!11!!
September 24th, 2006
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Poorly thought through [though well made...] You fail to understand that these 'testimonies' are poetic, romanticised wanderings of dying, desperate, and delusioned minds; not facts. It is nice to believe that there is life after death, but there is absolutely no hard evidence to support such a claim. We must work on what we can whilst we're here, rather than putting it off for another generation to sit back and wait for heaven with open, lazy arms.
September 24th, 2006
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kill yourself then report back to us
September 24th, 2006
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Dependance on God is the single most destructive force in the global society. Supposing that there is a God, he will not intervene in your life, and you know damn well why. Objectively, you can see everything as a test from God which you can only pass alone. Because of this, God will never help you out. It would undermine the entirety of existance if God were to make something appear/disappear because in doing so, he would have to intervene in everything that said created/destroyed object interacted with.
September 24th, 2006
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personally, i liked it, but you get a minus 2 for calling people infidels....it implies arrogance on your part
September 24th, 2006
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let's put it this way. people who accept the term "pro life" are happy in doing so, but would someone claim to be "pro death" then because they agree with abortion? No. Just the same with your stupid and pointless use of "infidel" (which is used more exclusively by the Islamic culture. You have chosen to coin all other religions as 'infidels'. lol stupid). You automatically assume that there is no other way around the term. Ignorant white trash. GTFO please.
September 24th, 2006
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GendoIkari? Aren't you supposed to hate God? Also death to the IP tracker.
September 24th, 2006
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September 24th, 2006
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IM CLICKIN BACK NOW CAP'N! IT AINT WORKING! DAMN FIREFOX AND ITS TABS!
September 24th, 2006
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ok let's start with a presumable five because your site looks nice. minus one for condescension including the use of 'infidel', minus one for raving, elitist propaganda, minus one for ignoring the 'lack of humor' rule (unless you think this ytmnd is humorous, and i daresay the private last words of men are less than LOL-worthy), and minus one for the fact that you continually disregard max's statements that seem to suggest your stupid religious BS is not welcome here. oo, you get a one! see you in hell ^_^
September 24th, 2006
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AND SLOW THE F*CKING GIF DOWN.
September 24th, 2006
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oh, and one more thing - can you show me a dying buddhist "infidel" who exclaimed in olde english that he was burning in hellfire, eternal damnation etc? then after you're done with that, find me a nice, dying christian man who in his last moments described the peace of heaven? oh, and the music was better on your first site.
September 24th, 2006
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Aww, looks like another caring soul has decided to use their hard earned money to tell people they're going to hell....er....I mean to help max. "ISN'T THAT SPECIAL!"
September 24th, 2006
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September 24th, 2006
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I'm convinced. Sign me up so I can dance in the clouds.
September 24th, 2006
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hey Whetstone, it may be your right to speak your mind, but this is Max's site, and it's his right to delete these terrible YTMNDs and your account, so go f*ck yourself
September 24th, 2006
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When blood flow is cut off from the brain, lack of oxygen send the mind into a state of dementia. Test pilots have had near death experiences in centrifuges, because the brain no longer receives much blood. Near death experiences do not prove life after death.
September 24th, 2006
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Just noticed the username. Lol. You did such a great job with the parody I didn't even realize it WAS a parody! Vote changed.
September 24th, 2006
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adults with imaginary friends are stupid. also, needs more horsec*ck.
September 24th, 2006
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Odd i always understood from reading the Bible that your entry to hell/heaven does not begin until Judgment day. Death being a great sleep in which you have no thought. I never believed in NDE's for that reason.
September 24th, 2006
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Wait no, I lied. You actually believe this crap.
September 24th, 2006
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oops i meant i never believed in nde's being proof of an afterlife
September 24th, 2006
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Christian propaganda..
September 24th, 2006
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you can whine all you want about people's attention spans, but when the disclaimer for the length of your ytmnd has the same runtime as your average ytmnd, you've already done something that isn't for this site.
September 24th, 2006
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well done, some of the slides went by too quickly, I really had to be on my toes to read it all. perhaps you can keep adding to it with all these other accounts you speak of? The word infidel isn't well suited for talking about christianity, maybe non-believer or non-christian or atheist, or something along those lines. Infidel is too islamic.
September 24th, 2006
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5 cuzI'l vote 5 on whatever I feel like. F*ck you max. But really, this deserves a 2.
September 24th, 2006
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Very interesting! Worth the watch.
September 24th, 2006
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Nobody really cares who bought his house... The deathbed reports are completely fabricated and baseless and come from a ridiculously biased source with no attempts to cross reference it with any other source. Red herring does not imply truth. Take a logic class, please. You can learn about all of your fallacies in the first couple weeks (although there are so many I think it's too much to cover in one day unless you study real hard)
September 24th, 2006
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Man I wish I could get people to pay so my crappy YTMND's will stay on the front page.
September 24th, 2006
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I guess we could dig up 7 or 14 or maybe even a few more religious people who recanted or changed faiths. Would that prove anything to you? So what do you expect this trivial fallacy to accomplish?
September 24th, 2006
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Ok, Whet... One Christian to another. This is not how you win people over to God. You don't do it by frightening them, or by telling them about Hell. And you don't do it by quoting clearly biased sources. You do it by showing them love, compassion, kindness... by letting them see the Joy that God gives to you. Think about what version of Christianity you want others to embrace. Hellfire for those we don't like? Or grace and love for everyone? Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
September 24th, 2006
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You get a 3 for effort. Sadly, I'm not all that into christianity. There's a lot of religons out there, and a lot of ancient religons that were taken more seriously.
September 24th, 2006
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i like my ytmnds with humor and annoying loops. sorry good sir
September 24th, 2006
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Congratulations on proving that some people are just pussies. Also, f*ggy slideshow.
September 24th, 2006
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i found this YTMND to be very good. i'm not all to religious, but at a philosophical stand, i find this to be VERY intriguing. -1 for the text rolling too fast in some areas.
September 24th, 2006
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woops, meant to click back but accidentally one'd
September 24th, 2006
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http://whatyouseewhenyoudie.ytmnd.com What else could anyone want?
September 24th, 2006
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September 24th, 2006
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wtf....way too much, why did you make a ytmnd out of this??? i mean, why don't you just make a flash of it and post it elsewhere? people don't expect this out of a ytmnd, i didn't care for it since it's all BS
September 24th, 2006
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Being outside of a religion to relies upon fearmongering to instill "faith" is a good place to find oneself.
September 24th, 2006
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"expect your site to be deleted if it lacks humor" -max.
September 24th, 2006
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wow, max is a big f*cking hypocrite
September 24th, 2006
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meh it was intersting even though i dident understand it
September 24th, 2006
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well max.... yet another example how you can't just turn away if you dont like something...for f*cks sake who cares if its not what you believe or if you like it. I mean i get a eye full of c*ck or tubgirl or lemonparty almost daily from this site, i dont throw a fit...i click away....i am 5ving this only because its bulsh*t that you take it so personaly....... by the way though.....infidel is a little too harsh of a word friend.
September 24th, 2006
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Right, with less than 10 minutes of research, I have have descovered that the entire Voltaire story is nothing but complete, and total lies.
September 24th, 2006
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however this isent really funny and people can get offended by it... -4
September 24th, 2006
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TLDR
September 24th, 2006
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once again, I grant you a 5! to fight against the godless sodomites of YTMND!
September 24th, 2006
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I hate people who try to "scare" me into Christianity. You're no better than a spiritual terrorist!
September 24th, 2006
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Being catholic, agreed man.
September 24th, 2006
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Question: did you get this information...by chance...from a Christian website? One of those same websites saying that evolution is an atheistic conspiracy. I'm sorry 1'd for bad information
September 24th, 2006
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so boring i cant beleave i sat through the hole thing
September 24th, 2006
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Maybe we need to re-assert ourselves of what a YTMND really is: http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/. Not some religious mania educational brainwash film. Entertainment ftw.
September 24th, 2006
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1, because almost all the testimonies were collected by priests. Bias much?
September 24th, 2006
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Interesting.
September 24th, 2006
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Hmm, I don't like religious stuff. *clicks back* *downvotes*
September 24th, 2006
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this goes alittle to fast for me, is there anywhere where i can take this in with out having to read it as fast as possible? because this seems extremely interesting
September 24th, 2006
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You are a Hero among men.
September 24th, 2006
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Your using fear based tactics in an effort to persuade people into your beliefs. You are a disgusting person and you should be ashamed of yourself.
September 24th, 2006
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thank you for warning me it is 7 minutes
September 24th, 2006
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Seriously dude, if your going to recruit people into a religion, you don't do the old Crusades way of using fear and lies to gain people
September 24th, 2006
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HAIL JESUS. Yeah, you can f*ck off with the "soul saving" YTMND's. Here is one "infidel" that wont bow down and accept your dixie cup savior.
September 24th, 2006
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-1 for comments
September 24th, 2006
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Oh and stop rocking the boat, people cant walk on water.
September 24th, 2006
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Very well done. A few of the slides went a little too fast, but whatever, a 5 for you sir. I always 5 conservitive sites, keep up the good work.
September 24th, 2006
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wtf, i thought i 5'd this. Sorry
September 24th, 2006
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using fear to spread the good news...how dare you call yourself a christian.
September 24th, 2006
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September 24th, 2006
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Couldn't sit through it. You gave warning, but that's doesn't excuse that this is boring as hell and another one of those YTMNDs that's supposed to be smart and isn't.
September 24th, 2006
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"Be a Christian because the alternative is terrifying!" Hahaha, that's hilarious.
September 24th, 2006
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stop your all your religious banter because i really hate ppl that try to force their religion onto me. so you get automatic 1. also max told you to stop
September 24th, 2006
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Im going to bet you take it up the butt, dont you whetstone? C'mon, help me out, Ive got $7.50 riding on this bet. Either way, don't expect to be crucified by anyone important; we've got better things to do than squabble with ignorant proles like yourself.
September 24th, 2006
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I have to agree with thejackmac- believe in God or you're going to get eated >:o isn't a good message to send from a religion that's supposed to resonate the concepts of compassion, brother/sisterhood, and healing of the sick, weak, and downtrodden. It's great that you believe in Christianity enough to post a YTMND about it, but trying to scare people on the internet into belief is not exactly one of the 10 Commandments.
September 24th, 2006
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NEDM
September 24th, 2006
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This is the biggest load of crap I've ever seen on YTMND. Period. I am not so much irritated that Whetstone created this poorly constructed religious rant as I am irritated that Ninjando and GendoIkari f*cking SPONSORED THIS PILE OF BULLSH*T. WTF WTF WTF
September 24th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 24th, 2006
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Funny how you say that all these people saw the same thing before dying, therefore it must be true. After all, when you ask people what a wise human would look like, what would you say? An old man with a beard and soft demeanor? What would you think of when you think of a caring person? Perhaps a mother? Needless to say, I like how this superstitious YTMND was constructed. It was eerie to us because it goes into the psychological backbone of humans and the collective unconcious that is produced--
September 24th, 2006
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-- by our societies. After all, every single last one of those dying people you mentioned lived in Christian societies, where Christian afterthoughts were engrained in their subconcious. Nothing more than social conditioning. A valiant effort though for those who believe Christianity, even if you take no real logic into regard. 3'd.
September 24th, 2006
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This is a little bit creepy, reminds me of a jihadist perspective. Doesn't the Bible teach compassion and understanding, not spreading the faith through fear? If you were trying to support Christianity, you did nought more than make yourself look like a fool.
September 24th, 2006
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jesus christ its called a "documentary" watch it if u want, if you dont, then dont. dont come in here blabbering about how you dont like what whetstone believes. hes not forcing it upon you, you are forcing it upon yourself. wars are fought becasue of people like you that cant understand that we have differences in what we believe.
September 24th, 2006
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Not going to waste my time with a large comment, max will delete your propaganda eventually.
September 24th, 2006
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LOL, that was soooo funny
September 24th, 2006
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I appreciate your passion, but using fear and condescension as your tools in making little to no point is going to attract you hate and laughter, very rarely serious consideration. The use and repetition of 'infidel', especially, does very little to assure the viewer of your sanity. An impressive effort of aesthetic presentation, it is, though.
September 24th, 2006
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'twas interesting.
September 24th, 2006
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Is this here to present the fact that when someoen is close to death, their fear makes it easier to latch onto fairy tales, on the silly hope that they will be able to escape nonexistance?
September 24th, 2006
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Enjoy your 1 and your own big surprise when you're on your deathbed.
September 24th, 2006
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Please, your ytmnd frightens me. All my life I was brought up hindu and now I watch this and I am afraid that I will suffer the same fate as these other infidels. Oh please tell me, how can I save myself? just kidding, f*cktard. I hope you learn how to use your brain before you die and go to the great beyond. You're wasting your life with your mindless obedience to evangelical propaganda.
September 24th, 2006
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""Expect your site to be deleted if it lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime, extreme racism, hardcore pornography, anything illegal, pictures of your friends, inside jokes, etc" This site has none of those and is permissible according to Max. Enjoy." You think this doesn't lack humor?
September 24th, 2006
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Your old style and red fonts have scared me into beleiving jesus. Seriously, you try and distract people with fancy looking ytmnd's, and yet you provide information that can easily be picked apart by anyone who just stops to think about it and doesnt blindly follow a religion.
September 24th, 2006
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People who say for certain 'we are a brain', (darkreign I'm looking at you) - are as bad as those who say for certain they know god exists without evidence. The only correct response is to say YOU DO NOT KNOW, if you do not know. There is no proof we are only a brain. Elitists who like to feel they're better than everybody else and know all the answers piss me off on both sides.
September 24th, 2006
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""Expect your site to be deleted if it lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime, extreme racism, hardcore pornography, anything illegal, pictures of your friends, inside jokes, etc" This site has none of those and is permissible according to Max. Enjoy." ...It lacks humor. Also, stop trying to brainwash people.
September 24th, 2006
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lol, religious battle. terribly argued, honorable attempt to improve the lives of others. The best way to get people to change is probably to get them to think and eventually create personal beleifs. Trying to prove something that you believe is pretty much asking for a fight, and only strengthens the resolve of the "opposition".
September 24th, 2006
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"I am not so much irritated that Whetstone created this poorly constructed religious rant as I am irritated that Ninjando and GendoIkari f*cking SPONSORED THIS PILE OF BULLSH*T." lol. "Noooo!!! how dare you give money to max to help him keep this site running!!!!" Yeah, sorry, I'm just a jerk like that. Giving money to max and stuff.
September 24th, 2006
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The purpose of sponsor was people wanting to get their sh*tty sites to be on the front page if they cant do it in a real way. It's basically bribing for the front page, it helps ytmnd though. LOL OMG TEH SCARY RELIGIOUS RED FONT TEH INFIDELS OF THE INFIDELS HELL Bahahaha. Yeah.. you sure scared me with your evangelical bullsh*t. F*ck off and die.
September 24th, 2006
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Religion is for the weak minded. Saying I'm going to burn in hell because i dont believe in christ is the dumbest sh*t ive ever heard.
September 24th, 2006
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As a devout believer in "none of the above" I do not approve this message. But I will give a 1 for effort, and for using fear to push your will.
September 24th, 2006
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GendoIkari, the point is that we would much rather you sponsored the Blue Ball Machine, or for that matter the GOATSE man, than whetstone. By the way, whetstone, you aren't stupid; you must know that 'infidel' is a loaded word, so don't pretend it isn't. And your "deathbed confession" stories are questionable at best. Here is a letter written by a witness to Voltaire's death regarding that subject:
September 24th, 2006
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I feel happy in being able, while paying homage to truth, to destroy the effects of the lying stories which have been told respecting the last moments of Mons. de Voltaire. I was, by office, one of those who were appointed to watch the whole progress of his illness, with M.M. Tronchin, Lorry, and Try, his medical attendants. I never left him for an instant during his last moments, and I can certify that we invariably observed in him the same strength of character, though his disease was (continued)
September 24th, 2006
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Come on people, let's all downvote this site back to the stone age just to make religious fanatics continue to donate money to Max to keep it on the front page. Religious fear tactics FTW!!!
September 24th, 2006
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I'm not 5'ing this because I enjoyed it. Honestly, it bored me to tears. I'm 5'ing because Max is a hypocrite. ^_^
September 24th, 2006
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necessarily attended with horrible pain. (Here follow the details of his case.) We positively forbade him to speak in order to prevent the increase of a spitting of blood, with which he was attacked; still he continued to communicate with us by means of little cards, on which he wrote his questions; we replied to him verbally, and if he was not satisfied, he always made his observations to us in writing. He therefore retained his faculties up to the last moment, and the fooleries which have been (cont'd)
September 24th, 2006
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attributed to him are deserving of the greatest contempt, It could not even be said that such or such person had related any circumstance of his death as being witness to it; for at the last, admission to his chamber was forbidden to any person. Those who came to obtain intelligence respecting the patient, waited in the saloon, and other apartments at hand. The proposition, therefore, which has been put in the mouth of Marshal Richelieu is as unfounded as the rest. Paris, April 3, 1819. (Signed) BURARD.82
September 24th, 2006
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1
September 24th, 2006
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Too much Jesus, not enough Raptor Jesus.
September 24th, 2006
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Boring
September 24th, 2006
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If the whole thing ended with "Also c*cks" this would have been five'd. However... NEDM
September 24th, 2006
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honestly wouldnt it be best for someone to find their own form of spiritual peace rather than be spoon fed from others? doesnt saving yourself sound more appealing than being saved by somebody else? i wont put people down for their beliefs, because everyone is entitled to that much at least; however i am not a fan of pushing one's own beliefs onto others under threat of eternal damnation, death, or bodily harm. whatever the case may be. the intention might have been good but please keep it to yourself.
September 24th, 2006
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5ed for the presentation, -4 for the arrogant and condescending way you presented it.
September 24th, 2006
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"When I was very young, Karras took me away from the foundry mother and said, 'Thou art the child of my endeavours. Follow me and thou shalt inherit the Earth.'"
September 24th, 2006
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Hail Satan
September 24th, 2006
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Bleh. Not even thought provoking, and as hundereds of others have said, it has tons of flawed logic that you failed to address in the comments section. I would say that this thing has actually caused people to reject Christianity. But whatever. Let's say that I'm moved by this slideshow and want to get saved now. How does one go about that? Oh yeah, you offer no definition of getting saved, and every church's doctrine and interpretation of the Bible is completely unique.
September 24th, 2006
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they also burned witches back in the days. boy, were they sure they were sent by the devil. pretty darn convinced. as for the more recent testimonies.. uh.. c*cks. I suppose.. who here hasn't had the falling dream? you know, you dream you're falling, you wake up? yeah. I think since everyone has had that dream, it should hold in court of law that everyone is falling.
September 24th, 2006
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I really don't agree with believing in religion just because you're afraid of going to hell. It isn't right believing it for that. What I'm going to make my religion for life is the religion of being a good person. Stop trying to scare people into a certain religion with your scary music, all that matters is that they were a good person in life and that's how they should be judged, whether they followed a certain religion or not doesn't matter.
September 24th, 2006
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I have no choice but to 1 this since it has absolutely no redeeming qualities (lol pun), but if it makes you feel better, I also 1'd the ytmnd petitioning to ban you. This doesn't even have Bible scriptures quoted! You figure most every wannabe God warrior would have some supporting scripture. Assuming you believe the version of the Bible you read is anywhere close to the original texts of the Bible. I really can't understand how anyone would 5 this piece of garbage.
September 24th, 2006
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Freaking hey. I need to stop devoting energy to this thing, but I have to vent. Someone here said, "If I believe in Jesus, I ensure salvation. So why not believe just to be safe?" BELIEVING? What does that mean? You can't DECIDE to believe in something if you don't. Plus, belief doesn't mean squat. Most people would say that devoting your life to Jesus is all you need... but at what point is a threshhold crossed when you fall below the criteria for entry into heaven?
September 24th, 2006
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Anyway, the bottom line is that I trust God to lead me in the right direction instead of some douche that was scared by his preacher into burning all his Pokemon cards. I love how some Christians admit that humans are sinful, impure beings, yet then put themselves on the level of God by judging others and thinking they've been given the truth by other humans. They bash skeptics, but they fail to acknowledge that without skeptics, we'd all accept Muhammed as our savior if that was what we were told first.
September 24th, 2006
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Boo unorigional and unconvincing anecdotal evidence! Hooray Atheism!
September 24th, 2006
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Meh, fear and pain can drive men against their beliefs.
September 25th, 2006
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gtfo
September 25th, 2006
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YOU QUOTED A BUNCH OF RELIGIOUS ZEALOT RAGS
September 25th, 2006
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GARGILES SLYCHICS EVERYTHINGS UNGODLY also caux
September 25th, 2006
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By the 2nd story I realized that this is just christian propaganda. -9 points
September 25th, 2006
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Good stuff, although I don't agree with using fear to spread the good word. And max, I must say I'm extremely disappointed. You defend porn and stupid tricks to get people to see horse c*ck or whatever on your site but condemn this. Seriously, grow up.
September 25th, 2006
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tl;dr
September 25th, 2006
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Wow, fived. For continuing to post this and other similar YTMNDs (despite such enormous opposition), you're a hero of mine. God bless you.
September 25th, 2006
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As a christian, this site was a load of sh*t for me i mean the word "infidel" has strong meaning And to those down voting solely on the fact of beliefs then go f*ck yourselfs you aren't anybetter then the people you're complaining against just downvote and shut it no one wants to hear anymore angsty ranting
September 25th, 2006
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And i also find it hilarious that only a handful of people here are actually being mature geez what is the general population to internet atheism? 14? 15? hahah amusing AH-MUE-Sing but all in all the same could be easily said to some christians i've seen pricks on both sides
September 25th, 2006
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Needs more doom music.
September 25th, 2006
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ok, so did any of you jackass downvoters READ THE DISCLAIMER? if you DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT, DON'T CLICK ON IT YOU RETARD. man I can't stand people who go out of their way to be asshats. Max, if you ever see this comment, you should make ytmnd a little less biased towards people being dicks, and a little more fair for someone posting things that some people want to see.
September 25th, 2006
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AND SCREW GIVING THIS A TWO IM GIVING IT A ONE
September 25th, 2006
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NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC D:!
September 25th, 2006
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Horrible. Religion is weak.
September 25th, 2006
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All the bias and hormone driven comments are making me lawl
September 25th, 2006
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"Wow, fived. For continuing to post this and other similar YTMNDs (despite such enormous opposition), you're a hero of mine. God bless you." Right, because there is nothing more heroic than being an annoying *ssh*l*e... persistently.
September 25th, 2006
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The good thing about being in the middle is YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF BOTH SIDES LOL LOL LOL ROFL LAWL LMAO
September 25th, 2006
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I don't know plunge going against great odds can be seen as heroic but also idiotic
September 25th, 2006
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lol who wants to orgy
September 25th, 2006
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F*ck you. Your notion of converting people to your nonsense is to scare them about their death? That's what bin Laden and his ilk does, you f*cking fruit. Go - go, in your faux-righteousness, off to pray to keep your abstinence pledge, while the rest of us f*ck the prom queens and laugh at you wasting your time praying to Santa Claus. Did I mention "f*ck you"?
September 25th, 2006
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Science can explain everything XD LOL NO RELIGION CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING they both sound idiotic... no one has all the answers and who ever claims they do need to be hit by a bus... or raped... or raped while getting hit by a bus..
September 25th, 2006
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Theo shows that he lacks respect towards others beliefs thus making theo look like one of those hip young kids that hang out on the internet all the time... wait
September 25th, 2006
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one more thing before i take my leave lack of respect or tolerence towards belief shows lack of control lack of control shows weakness be the better man an walk away or boy or whatever you guys are lawls
September 25th, 2006
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And theo i doubt you're f*cking any prom kings since you are hanging out here XD
September 25th, 2006
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and yes Theo i said king
September 25th, 2006
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The saddest part about this is that all the downvotes and negative comments simply feed into fundies' martyr complexes. So, instead of taking them as a suggestion that perhaps you're terrifically wrong and an ass, it'll just boost the fake ego you've created in your own mind. Enjoy your psychosis, pal.
September 25th, 2006
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Well, the whole idea of organized religion is a scare you into believing in something that can't be confermed, and, of course, one believes in it to be on the safe side and save their own *ss just in case this hell place might exist. Now, what is your point? I found your little "if you are offended about religion, turn back now" criticism of political correctness quite asuming since you seem to be a product of your own PCness. I mean, are you not offended by those who counter your insecure mythology?
September 25th, 2006
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Goes too slow and sucks.
September 25th, 2006
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Poor.... your site makes no sense. God is with us all. You are a fanatic, psychotic, murdering, creep... God is not with you on this one. Good luck in life, psycho, fanatic.
September 25th, 2006
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"Expect your site to be deleted if it lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime, extreme racism, hardcore pornography, anything illegal, pictures of your friends, inside jokes, etc" This site has none of those and is permissible according to Max. Enjoy. " ... Obviously this site *does* lack humor. The only way it could be considered humorous is if...it's a joke.
September 25th, 2006
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There you have it folks. whetstone actually admitted right off the bat that he's just joking. Expect him to reply any day now saying ◄I'M REALLY AN ATHEIST, LOL PWNED►
September 25th, 2006
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I don't like the way this looks. I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I guarantee it.
September 25th, 2006
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Nah... people coming close to death become irrational and such. BTW I didn't watch it all the way through but you still deserve this 1 because you're crap.
September 25th, 2006
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needs more gay fuel
September 25th, 2006
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3 stars, shocking and great job freaking everyone out without taking it too far and just showing burning effigies of "people"
September 25th, 2006
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Wow, just wow. I can't believe some of you douchebags can't even sit still for seven minutes for a serious YTMND and decide to downvote this site out of spite, f*ck you all. I do however feel the information gone by way too fast.
September 25th, 2006
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People have these near death experiences because the brain goes into shock when you are about to die, you said they were undrugged, sure they might not have been on any artificial drug, but their bodies drugged themselves.
September 25th, 2006
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I'm tired of this YTMND religion... Most of these stories are blown way out of porportion and lack any real facts, and are just matters of opinion. But it must have taken you a while to make... so you get a +1 for that. But thats about it.
September 25th, 2006
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lol religion
September 25th, 2006
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You just don't get it, do you? No physical or tanglible proof is ever, ever going to be found in this world for Christianity, or any other religion, so stop acting like such proof does exist. Remember the concept of hell exists in MANY religions. Truth is greater than words.
September 25th, 2006
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gay
September 25th, 2006
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1. f*g
September 25th, 2006
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Religion is the opium of the people
September 25th, 2006
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This site makes baby jesus sad
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