nsmb
Created on: May 5th, 2005
nsmb
fight censorship and lame-o right-wing soccer moms.
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6,696 http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wryrz/wat/
5,865 http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/sqcg2/this_guy_stole_my_bi
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February 2nd, 2006
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Im black
February 3rd, 2006
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^^ Sucks To Be You ^^ 5'd!!!!
February 6th, 2006
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i am black and this ytmnd wins k
February 6th, 2006
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sometimes i like to get in a pink jumpsuit and jog after black men on bikes
February 7th, 2006
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Classic
February 7th, 2006
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ahhh, the one that started it all...
February 8th, 2006
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let it die!!!! no this didn't start 'it all', the original was just the guy saying "n**** stole my bike"
February 8th, 2006
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so why is this nsfw?
February 9th, 2006
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I DONT THINK n****rS WOULD KILL ME f*ckASS, BECAUSE n****rS ARE FRIENDLY PEACE LOVING PEOPLE f*ckASS, NOT LIKE YOU RACIST f*ckASS WHO ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS EAT CHICKEN BURGERS AND KILL RACIST n****rS f*ckASS
February 12th, 2006
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNBvPM4WtH4
February 13th, 2006
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meh
February 18th, 2006
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Still a classic.
February 19th, 2006
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March 5th, 2006
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5. A classic deserves no less.
March 6th, 2006
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Classic: tarnished by ytmnsfw.
March 7th, 2006
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1 - lame and the fad sux
March 13th, 2006
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The greatest YTMND of all time!
March 14th, 2006
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nig...n*gg* stole....nig...n*gg* stole...stole my bike bike bike bike n*gg* stole my bike
March 16th, 2006
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Timeless
March 17th, 2006
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My favourite ytmnd ever.
March 21st, 2006
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this was the first YTMND, history does the rest
March 21st, 2006
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wait i ment the first ytmnd I saw, lol
March 23rd, 2006
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Still and always will be the BEST YTMND Of All TIME!
April 3rd, 2006
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The Godfather of YTMND
April 6th, 2006
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check out this link...i've maybe put the n*gg* stole fad to rest with this: macn*gg*bikedeath.ytmnd.com
April 9th, 2006
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No matter how many times I look at this, it's still funny. Things like this are why I came to YTMND :|!
April 10th, 2006
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this is winnar 5 golds
April 10th, 2006
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The single greatest thing to happen to me. Ever.
April 12th, 2006
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Win
April 13th, 2006
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To me, this IS the original. And people should stop crying "racist". Like people don't make racist jokes about white people. That's ok bc slavery happened 400 years ago!! Get over it. 5
April 18th, 2006
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superbe
April 18th, 2006
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fnck you dirtbag
April 19th, 2006
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Best ytmnd ever
April 19th, 2006
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curious about popularity of this fad? just do a "n*gg* stole" search, and ye shall see.
April 20th, 2006
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Gotta love the classics.
April 23rd, 2006
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Originals > all
April 26th, 2006
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Good werk, original badass NSMB. Cinqo
April 27th, 2006
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Making YTMND a haven for racists, one sh*tty site at a time.
April 29th, 2006
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Hahahaha! Awesome.
April 30th, 2006
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Klassic, and Klassy
April 30th, 2006
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type in "stole bike" and click "i'm feeling lucky."
May 1st, 2006
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a classic
May 3rd, 2006
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n*gg* stole
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This YTMND is almost in its first anniversery!
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w00t
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My bike was stolen ;_;
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That's so irresistably catchy...
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A belated happy anniversary to NSMB!
May 10th, 2006
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The classic is back
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BEST SONG EVER, I SING IT EVERY DAY
May 13th, 2006
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Gotta love NSMB
May 13th, 2006
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n*gg* didn't steal my 5... I GAVE it to him!
May 13th, 2006
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damn NSFW
May 13th, 2006
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classic
May 13th, 2006
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I love how the song was edited together. Someone did a VERY good job.
May 14th, 2006
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how the f*ck do these OLD pages get to the top 15 again???
May 15th, 2006
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Still tied for 1st as the best ytmnd with the original ytmnd site. Btw, I also just got an erection while icing my cinnamon rolls.
May 17th, 2006
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BEST!
May 18th, 2006
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i love this fad
May 23rd, 2006
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n*gg* = insta win
May 28th, 2006
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All my base are belong to n*gg*!
May 28th, 2006
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anyone who doesnt vote 5 is a raging *ss rammer who blows dick
May 31st, 2006
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That would be me
June 4th, 2006
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This is cool... please visit http://generationgame.ytmnd.com/
June 7th, 2006
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Doop. DOO DA DOO DA doop.
June 7th, 2006
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Started it all.
June 8th, 2006
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That is what they ussaly, also why this is so funny lol
June 11th, 2006
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n*gg* stole my soul.
June 13th, 2006
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n****r.
June 17th, 2006
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more like, "n*gga stole this entire website"
June 22nd, 2006
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lol CheapAlert you wouldn't believe how many accounts I 1d this with back in the day.
June 24th, 2006
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Can anybody give me the URL to the n*gg* stole my bike where a plane crashes into one of the buildings in the background while the 2 guys look on in horror?
June 30th, 2006
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July 3rd, 2006
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classic
July 7th, 2006
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niggа stole my bike
July 10th, 2006
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5 because it opens doors to so many other possible YTMNDs
July 13th, 2006
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:']
July 14th, 2006
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The classic.
July 15th, 2006
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You're the man now dog.
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classic
July 21st, 2006
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..dude n*gg* stole my bike man. there isnt anything cooler than this YTMND.. 5 stars
July 21st, 2006
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Just a correction, this site wasn't the one that created the fad. However, it was the first appearance of the official theme song of NSMB. Either way, it is a monumental YTMND that showcases the evolution of the profound N*gg* and his unhealthy obsession for steal said bikes. I give you 5 stars, and I salute you.
July 22nd, 2006
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July 27th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
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^ a f*ggot
July 28th, 2006
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:) i was a big punchout fan so this owns.
July 29th, 2006
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Awesome, check out my new ytmnd "End of Doc Louis" http://endofn*gg*.ytmnd.com/
July 29th, 2006
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Better watch them or they will steal everything
July 30th, 2006
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You know I can't play that game the same way anymore because of this.
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This is an original. An inspiration. Something that can only be seen in person. This is what got me looking at YTMND.com!
August 2nd, 2006
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Most classic ytmnd ever ;e why is it nsfw?
August 4th, 2006
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Damn him! DAMN HIM FOR STEALING BIKES!
August 4th, 2006
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nâ…°gga
August 7th, 2006
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n*gg* stole my 5
August 17th, 2006
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Thats my bike!!!!
August 21st, 2006
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5/5
August 24th, 2006
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classic
August 24th, 2006
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That is some great audio editing right there.
August 26th, 2006
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win
August 28th, 2006
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XD
September 6th, 2006
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Wow, 1 million views? You're the man now, dog!
September 7th, 2006
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September 8th, 2006
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Fav'd!
September 11th, 2006
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all time fav. 1.5 mil views too, grats!
September 16th, 2006
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how this is only 4.42 is beyond me.
September 24th, 2006
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why have I never 5'd this?
September 24th, 2006
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awesome site = win
September 25th, 2006
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I Love this song lolololol
September 28th, 2006
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Haha
October 1st, 2006
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O RLY?
October 2nd, 2006
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The good thing is, my bike here at college hasn't been stolen yet.
October 4th, 2006
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catchy tune, ytmnd classic
October 5th, 2006
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hahaha
October 7th, 2006
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Got N*gga? Well, good, because you don't have your bike then.
October 8th, 2006
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poop
October 9th, 2006
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an inspiration to n*gg*s everywhere
October 9th, 2006
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i havent seen this in so long, the closest i've been able to find involved a mr. conan....
October 12th, 2006
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zomg finally found the origional~ Faved and 5d :D
October 14th, 2006
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lol, fad
October 16th, 2006
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:D
October 16th, 2006
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Yo es dinero.
October 17th, 2006
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old classic, of course 10
October 18th, 2006
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catchy tune!
October 19th, 2006
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OMG w00t! A classic!
October 19th, 2006
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I can die now.... the first time i saw this on Punchout, thats all i could think of.. THANK YOU ^_^
October 21st, 2006
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XD
October 21st, 2006
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Subtle joke on this site. http://stealin.ytmnd.com/
October 22nd, 2006
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This is sex.
November 1st, 2006
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It's a classic!
November 1st, 2006
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gj
November 4th, 2006
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Classic
November 5th, 2006
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LMFAO
November 8th, 2006
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N*GG* STOLE MY BIKE!
November 9th, 2006
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one of those buildings looks like the sears tower but I see the statue of liberty in there too. WTF?
November 13th, 2006
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Hot dog trolley is on the shotgun.
November 15th, 2006
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*shakes head* Butt ho
November 15th, 2006
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November 15th, 2006
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http://n*gg*stolepunchout.ytmnd.com/
November 22nd, 2006
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wow thats rasist
November 22nd, 2006
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still makes me laugh.
November 24th, 2006
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YES!!! YESSSS!!!!!
November 30th, 2006
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doubledown wuz here
December 5th, 2006
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This is not work-safe because it says the word n*gg*? How ridiculous. You know what? Just for that. N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg* N*gg*.
December 9th, 2006
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The best ytmnd ever. Best fad ever. Best 5 ever ;)
December 9th, 2006
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I vote Work Safe.
December 11th, 2006
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This is one of the funniest things of all time. That includes everything ever.
December 12th, 2006
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A true classic.
December 15th, 2006
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Love it. Classic.
January 3rd, 2007
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Just going through and voting on the ones I love, and setting as favorites. This is definitely in my top 5!
January 7th, 2007
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Legend.
January 29th, 2007
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Not original phail c*cksucker
January 30th, 2007
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Classic
February 3rd, 2007
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Because you have opened this... you will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life... if you don't break the chain. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't send this to at least 10 people by the stroke of midnight tonight you will be forever cursed in love. Just copy and paste this.. Good Luck!
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SPAM NOOB
February 8th, 2007
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February 9th, 2007
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February 16th, 2007
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Thanks for the inspiration. http://renaissancetmnd.ytmnd.com/
February 23rd, 2007
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a classic
March 1st, 2007
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March 4th, 2007
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lol yes, faved!!! very good
March 4th, 2007
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WOW, I just freaking voted on this. What the hell
March 7th, 2007
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n*gg* stole my bike.
March 7th, 2007
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greatist fad ever
March 13th, 2007
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classic....
March 13th, 2007
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what the hell...... is going on....
March 13th, 2007
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WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU AND WHERE'S BEEBO
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you have a new name
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Wow, I never commented on this site until March 14, 2007? WTF?? Also, I can't believe this site only has 2 pages of comments
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I came here to say what I already said (about there being only 2 pages of comments)
March 21st, 2007
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Excellent, INSTANT CLASSIC!
April 11th, 2007
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where can i get the mp3 for this song?
April 20th, 2007
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I still sing this to this very day, too damn catchy xD
May 16th, 2007
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Great work,hall of fame.
July 8th, 2007
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You have been downvoted by my Shadow, SHAME ON YOU! ...It is only some racist Ytmnd, NOTHING FUNNY! ...YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
July 11th, 2007
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you win 150 internetz!
July 21st, 2007
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You Are By God One Of The Best Ytmnders.
August 28th, 2007
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Marked SFW :)
October 10th, 2007
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First Class!
December 12th, 2007
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OVER ONE MILLION
January 11th, 2008
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This am legend.
February 1st, 2008
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Legendary.
February 29th, 2008
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5'd fav'd bish bash bosh
May 7th, 2008
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http://www.bnd.com/news/crime/story/332448.html http://www.myspace.com/youngkeith11
June 24th, 2008
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classic
January 18th, 2009
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It's already funny, but adding those lyrics to it makes it 10 times funnier! That is so absurd! lolololol
May 24th, 2009
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"fight censorship and lame-o right-wing soccer moms." Liberals would be the ones to censor your use of the word n*gg*r.
July 19th, 2009
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complete genius for this one.
December 21st, 2009
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I saw a black dude on his bike today, I wonder if anyone was following him.
December 21st, 2009
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im sorry just say african america dude
January 9th, 2010
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6 for original
January 22nd, 2010
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EPIC YTMND
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after watching this, i played punchout. but it was impossible to watch this scene without cracking up. lol.
June 16th, 2010
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Anyone know why the sound is all slowed down now? Is it something to do with the site conversion?
December 21st, 2013
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4.
July 7th, 2014
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dat nigga dun stole my bike!
September 4th, 2023
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NIGGAS STOLE MY BIKE
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