Tomahawk Missile is smart
Created on: February 9th, 2006
Tomahawk Missile is smart
How a tomahawk missile works. As some people are saying that just giving him credit is not enough. Here is vitehites URL, I just thought this picture was better for the sound. http://missileerror.ytmnd.com

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February 10th, 2006
(1)
my brain hurts
February 10th, 2006
(1)
I can't even imagine taking notes on that sh*t.
February 10th, 2006
(0)
i kinda got that.............
February 10th, 2006
(1)
By knowing how much I will vote, and subtracting that of what I will not vote by knowing the difference of what I did not vote I know that I will vote 5
February 10th, 2006
(1)
What the sh*t, they're just trying to screw with us!
February 10th, 2006
(0)
I did NOT have sexual relations with that missle. Anyone know what IS is? Because it isnt.
February 10th, 2006
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thats great
February 10th, 2006
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well it scared me
February 10th, 2006
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Please tell me that the clip isn't a spoof or edited!
February 10th, 2006
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I can actually understand this lol (after hearing it a 3rd time, or so). Still awesome
February 10th, 2006
(1)
And subsequently where it is is not where it was and where it was was where it should be, and now because it isnt where it was and it is where it wasnt it just killed a hotel of civilian journalists
February 10th, 2006
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Im not in Sweden so I must be in Thailand?
February 10th, 2006
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Well done!
February 10th, 2006
(1)
What... you guys did not know that??
February 10th, 2006
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Your tax dollars hard at work!
February 10th, 2006
(1)
I was in a position before I wasn't in the same position which is how I calculated this 5. The variation is air.
February 10th, 2006
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Jesus Christ. I can't even begin to wrap my mind around that.
February 10th, 2006
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Wow.
February 10th, 2006
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Interesting as to how I understood everything said there. o_o
February 10th, 2006
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that was somewhat sexual.
February 10th, 2006
(1)
Please tell me you made this audio up. I don't wanna think that THIS is where the military budget is going.
February 10th, 2006
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haha
February 10th, 2006
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5 for phallic. 4 for anti-war message. 3 for....i started to fall asleep. needed rave tune for backround.
February 10th, 2006
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PFFFT. Brilliant.
February 10th, 2006
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"Anyone can fire a missle, but we are only ones who can deliver them like uncle sam."
February 10th, 2006
(1)
umm.. why doesn't he just say. "IT USES GPS DUMB ASS!" or.. "IT'S NOT ONLY SMART BUT IT HAS A SOUL!"
February 10th, 2006
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if you subtract the downvoters from the total votes for this site, and remove the stupid comments the missile is in a winning ytmnd
February 10th, 2006
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... the hell?
February 10th, 2006
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http://tomahawkhot.ytmnd.com/ HOT SECKS
February 10th, 2006
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Wow.
February 10th, 2006
(1)
I determined my score for this YTMND based on the score that I didn't give this YTMND.
February 10th, 2006
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Pretty simple to follow...
February 10th, 2006
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lol whut?
February 10th, 2006
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That actually makes sense once you listen to itO.o o.O
February 10th, 2006
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MINDf*ck
February 10th, 2006
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missiles are weird
February 10th, 2006
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OMFG!.... i cant stop laughing you win at life 6/5
February 10th, 2006
(1)
At first I was like:"Hell this is easy!: And then it went nuts.
February 10th, 2006
(1)
-15000 for Algebra
February 10th, 2006
(1)
Man you'd have to try to be that f*cking confusing.
February 10th, 2006
(0)
Holy mother of funny. Why does this video remind me of my dog?
February 10th, 2006
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My brain hurts.
February 10th, 2006
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aahahahaha
February 10th, 2006
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My brain hurts :(
February 10th, 2006
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hahahaha this rocks
February 10th, 2006
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ok im not in denver so im in.... kentucy
February 10th, 2006
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HOLLY sh*t!!!!!!!! :O
February 10th, 2006
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To calculate my score, I take what my score will be, from what it won't be, then I have a variation. This variation expresses what my score will be in relation to what it won't be, and so it will be a 5.
February 10th, 2006
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This sounds like it was written by Douglas Adams. Anyone that has read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy knows what Im talking about.
February 10th, 2006
(0)
MIIIIIINDF********CK
February 10th, 2006
(0)
Makes sense to me...
February 10th, 2006
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huh? wha?
February 10th, 2006
(0)
This is a penis joke right?
February 10th, 2006
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5 FOR CONFUSING ME ;LASDKJFASK;DJHGAIOEWJ
February 10th, 2006
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The position that wasn't in it was, significantly where it wasn't. Therefore, it isn't where it weren't.
February 10th, 2006
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...
February 10th, 2006
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"...?" is right.
February 10th, 2006
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LMAO at the pause then it keeps going haha
February 10th, 2006
(0)
5
February 10th, 2006
(0)
I lol'd
February 10th, 2006
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ROFL
February 10th, 2006
(1)
I hate you! I am now confused beyond recognition!
February 10th, 2006
(0)
Circular logic FTW!
February 10th, 2006
(0)
tomahawk > us
February 10th, 2006
(1)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
February 10th, 2006
(0)
that guy was obviously paid, and the words written to make it as confusing as possible. unfunny, window-like, idiot-pleasing humor....................FTW!!!
February 10th, 2006
(0)
i cant believe that was once considered "educational"
February 10th, 2006
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can't...think...clearly!!! mind broken!!
February 10th, 2006
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wtf
February 10th, 2006
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In the event that I click 5, I will not have clicked one, so by voting 5 I will not be voting one, ergo ing my vote to move to one, so I am no longer voting 5. But I confused myself so 5.
February 10th, 2006
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MINDF*CK!
February 10th, 2006
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lol
February 10th, 2006
(0)
BEST YTMND EVER
February 10th, 2006
(0)
nice
February 10th, 2006
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You lost me here.
February 10th, 2006
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roffle
February 10th, 2006
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One URL: www.howstuffworks.com
February 10th, 2006
(0)
wtf @ hidden sexual references.
February 10th, 2006
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wtf... so simple its gotta work!
February 10th, 2006
(0)
the government is laughing at us
February 10th, 2006
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The more I listen, the more I don't understand. I'm not at McDonalds, so I subtract my house from McDonalds and... end up in a position that I wasn't in but now I am and... I'm confused. o.o;
February 10th, 2006
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Is that the real audio? Because thats rediculous.
February 10th, 2006
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What's with the big inhale at the beginning? I think this is faked.
February 10th, 2006
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Awful.
February 10th, 2006
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*head explodes*
February 10th, 2006
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hahaha mindf*ck
February 10th, 2006
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0_o what the?
February 10th, 2006
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As the missle came out... Man, that turned me on.
February 10th, 2006
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I wrote my doctoral dissertation on the exact same topic, "I knows were I am because I knows where I'm not."
February 10th, 2006
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WHAT. THE. f*ck.
February 10th, 2006
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heh, a writer lost their job over this one. absolute five
February 10th, 2006
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Not that confusing, yet not that funny.
February 10th, 2006
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This is what happens when you try to make a complex system intelligible to people who cant understand them.
February 10th, 2006
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What it is?
February 10th, 2006
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by this logic i can be ANYWHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW. h4x0rz
February 10th, 2006
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ocean = automatic 5
February 10th, 2006
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better explanation: it makes things blow up funny though
February 10th, 2006
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Why is this no. 1? Not funny, not ytmnd worthy.
February 10th, 2006
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, which ever is greater, it obtains a difference, or dediations. The guidance subs
February 10th, 2006
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system uses dediations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that i
February 10th, 2006
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t wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is and where it wasn't.
February 10th, 2006
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This is funny, but can I get a transcipt from somewhere? I know where a transcript isn't, and subtracted it from the internet, but it didn't work.
February 10th, 2006
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..o_o sounds like my math classes.
February 10th, 2006
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oh ok that clears it all up.... i think my head exploded
February 10th, 2006
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! My brain!!
February 10th, 2006
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that guy is bad at explaining sh*t
February 10th, 2006
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I find this ytmnd to be shallow and pedantic
February 10th, 2006
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ALRIGHT dammit, that's it, I'm remixing this
February 10th, 2006
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Your grade is the number of stars I give, this means you now have the number of stars you had plus the ones you didnt have, which now you do have, since I gave them to you. Also, now since you didnt use to have these stars, and now you do, you have stars
February 10th, 2006
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Looks like a PENIS lol
February 10th, 2006
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wtf mate??
February 10th, 2006
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who else wants to f*cking murder this guy?
February 10th, 2006
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Gary Busey disagrees: "You do have a choice, to make the right choice, and you do have a choice to make the right choice. But those places show you where the wrong choices will take you, as you have learned by making the wrong choice in your choice making
February 10th, 2006
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what the hell!? why did I understand that!?
February 10th, 2006
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my head isn't where it is hurts
February 10th, 2006
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Mmm. Hard objects.
February 10th, 2006
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Nooo, this has got be a joke, right?
February 10th, 2006
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LMFAO. THIS MADE MY DAY. MAAADEEE MY DAAAAYYYY.
February 10th, 2006
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iamwhere.ytmnd.com FAD STARTER YOU ROCK
February 10th, 2006
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Quote the Architect, Ergo Nevermore
February 10th, 2006
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lol rocket science.
February 10th, 2006
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Good find.
February 10th, 2006
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LMAO that was great
February 10th, 2006
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lmao...wow...lmao anybody know where the video to this is at? I saw this a while ago.
February 10th, 2006
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You've got to be a rocket scientist to understand this...oOr a rocket.
February 10th, 2006
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Im not on ebaums world right now,so I subtract ebaumsworld from my house or vice versa,thus making me NOT in africa right now...but when I get to africa I subtract africa from my house...thus making me in africa....
February 10th, 2006
(0)
I'm so confused, but in a good way.
February 10th, 2006
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This is the best YTMND i've seen in my life!
February 10th, 2006
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It makes sense at the beginning, but then it just loses all sense of reason. Bravo.
February 10th, 2006
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p3n0r
February 10th, 2006
(0)
That is delightfully confusing
February 10th, 2006
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What. The. Mindf*ck.
February 10th, 2006
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Why couldn't it just say it uses fuggin' GPS Technology?! THAT, I could understand!!! But, noooo... it "subtracts where is it from where it isn't"... THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! You can't subtract freakin' places! This FAILS...!!!
February 10th, 2006
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I learned so much
February 10th, 2006
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our whole foreign policy has just become clear to me now
February 10th, 2006
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rofl?
February 10th, 2006
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I was hypnotized by the fact that the rocket ship disembarking from the silo...Well, yeah.
February 10th, 2006
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I think...my brain just broke.
February 10th, 2006
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WOW YOU STOLE SOMEONE ELSE'S SOUND AND A VERY EASY-TO-FIND .GIF, 5/5 LOL
February 10th, 2006
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gahhh brain anuerism
February 10th, 2006
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isn't this the guidance system for the ferranti bloodhound missile?
February 10th, 2006
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government government lol
February 10th, 2006
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Mind-boggling narrative + blatant phallic symbolism = 5
February 10th, 2006
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eh, heard this sound 2 years ago
February 10th, 2006
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I know what it's Saying... Comments too short to Explain.. But it could of been Said better.. All I can say is the guy that Explained it probably had no idea hwta he was talking about.. lol
February 10th, 2006
(0)
WHAT THE f*ck IS THAT
February 10th, 2006
(0)
quality! :)
February 10th, 2006
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Makes sense to me. It uses data to go where it is supposed to, based on the past positions, and the projected destination, and determines if it needs to alter course to remain on target.
February 10th, 2006
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I've watched this 5 times and I still can't get what he's saying. LOL, 5'd.
February 10th, 2006
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Ha, I looked at his yesterday when it was in the "Last 5 Created" box. I had no idea that it was going to be in the top 15. I feel honored.
February 10th, 2006
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LOL wow that missile coming out looks digusting. Anyways, did this writer fail like high school english or something?
February 10th, 2006
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What the hell, i did not understand that
February 10th, 2006
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How exactly is this hard to understand? He's just overexplaining a pretty simple explaination.
February 10th, 2006
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This isnt funny, and so what? This is the worst YTMND Ive seen in no.1 for a long time.
February 10th, 2006
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They definitely needed to use more technical terms rather than "where it is and isn't"..XD
February 10th, 2006
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A five on my screen is now where it isn't, on your stats.
February 10th, 2006
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ESP Missle!
February 10th, 2006
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He's saying the missile can realize it's not on track and self correct. But he has dirreah of the mouth.
February 10th, 2006
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Sound taken from http://missileerror.ytmnd.com/. Visual is better, though.
February 10th, 2006
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how does it know where itn't if it dosen't know where it is?
February 10th, 2006
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o rly?
February 10th, 2006
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MINDf*ck
February 10th, 2006
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Oh jeez my head hurts.
February 10th, 2006
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Brilliant.
February 10th, 2006
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"Ah yeah - someone else here had a point. IT's not just f*cking ancient, but it's duplicating an older site. Site suddenly has zero reason to exist. Back to 1 star." If we gave a sh*t, youde be the first one we'd give it to.
February 10th, 2006
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February 10th, 2006
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lol
February 10th, 2006
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what?
February 10th, 2006
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WOW, thanks for all the comments everyone.
February 10th, 2006
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GUYS, I explained it HERE!! LOLz!! - http://tomahawklogicexposed.ytmnd.com
February 10th, 2006
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So what happens if the missile fails at life forgets where it is before it launches and blows up?
February 10th, 2006
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K'
February 10th, 2006
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the absense of evidence is not evidence of absense
February 10th, 2006
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Wut?
February 10th, 2006
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32,093 is where it IS
February 10th, 2006
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*starts taking notes and then just drools*
February 10th, 2006
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that's about how i do it
February 10th, 2006
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OMG... mindf*ck...
February 10th, 2006
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its so obvious now
February 10th, 2006
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O...M...G... A miracle in internet form.
February 10th, 2006
(0)
lol wtf
February 10th, 2006
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It's high school all over again!
February 10th, 2006
(0)
lmfao!! its mindboggiling!
February 10th, 2006
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1'd for stealing it off from another YTMND
February 10th, 2006
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trippy...
February 10th, 2006
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February 10th, 2006
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so its there, but it isnt, but it knows its there... HUH?! *drools like a dumbass*
February 10th, 2006
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haha
February 10th, 2006
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, does it make a sound?
February 10th, 2006
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lol. wtf.
February 10th, 2006
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Remixed audio & gif, will be posting shortly
February 10th, 2006
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lol
February 10th, 2006
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its simple, *ssholes, the missile sends is fed info about what its target looks like, its geographic location and it senses it is nto at its target, so it keeps searching for a butt to cum in
February 10th, 2006
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http://lovemissile.ytmnd.com/
February 11th, 2006
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I love the way he take a deep breath after every sentence.
February 11th, 2006
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This was fantastic, and I don't know why.
February 11th, 2006
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soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
February 11th, 2006
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Tomahawks came out before the normal GPS systems came out, so it must have used an older version. But, Okay I know where it was and isn't, but now I don't know where I am or I'm isn't, am I in front of my computer, or am I wasn't? *dies*
February 11th, 2006
(0)
What the hell? XD
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What a mindf*ck that was.
February 11th, 2006
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I've never given a 1 before, and I feel half guilty, but the sheer annoyance of the audio has me... on the brink of.. something :|... I just can't stand it saying nothing but taking so long to do so.
February 11th, 2006
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Woah. Never knew that.
February 11th, 2006
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I guess a pre-GPS missle doesn't really need to triangulate its own position as long as it knows its own velocity, angle (gyroscope), direction (compass)... hell, Let's just call Tom Clancy, he knows
February 11th, 2006
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So, that's why the damn things cost so much. It takes a fricken Master English Professor to navigate.
February 11th, 2006
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omfg, wtf
February 11th, 2006
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brain died halfway through, haveing pet monkey type response.
February 11th, 2006
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*HEAD EXPLODES* WTF! I guess i'm dumb.
February 11th, 2006
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Five'd because I don't understand.
February 11th, 2006
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http://nethistory.dumbentia.com/nut09.html
February 11th, 2006
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MINDFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!11
February 11th, 2006
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whoa sh*t, i get it now
February 11th, 2006
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That sounds like some kind of paradoxical quantum sh*t...
February 11th, 2006
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lol f*cking retarded
February 11th, 2006
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Tomahawks are pimp
February 11th, 2006
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f*ck this narrator. purposely obtuse language can go f*ck itself.
February 11th, 2006
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1 because you are a furry. lame. choke yourself.
February 11th, 2006
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I think this is the best juxtaposition of audio and image I've seen on YTMND. The narration is very confusing, but the gif is like "It blows sh*t up, what more do you want to know?"
February 11th, 2006
(1)
+5 Furry = Win
February 11th, 2006
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jesus hchrist what have we done
February 11th, 2006
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OH, the humor's in the audio. I had my speakers off. --;
February 11th, 2006
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WELL MY HEAD ASPLODE
February 11th, 2006
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MINDFUX
February 11th, 2006
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Mind f*ck.
February 11th, 2006
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5 because you are a furry, and other people 1d you because of it. Not lame. This YTMND is awesome :3
February 11th, 2006
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5'd for lol! Also furry.
February 11th, 2006
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Damn rating thing. The stars confuse me!
February 11th, 2006
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I'm just high enough to understand some of that.
February 11th, 2006
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sounds like something I would learn in one of my math classes
February 11th, 2006
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thanks for telling me how missles work
February 11th, 2006
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So where exactly is the missle?
February 11th, 2006
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So, where is that Tomahawk Cruise Missile now???
February 11th, 2006
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Everybody needs to listen to this while simultaniously watching the last battle scene in Independence Day. It will change your life.
February 11th, 2006
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I have listened to this so much that I think I am beginning to understand it. That or I have been mindhax'd. This deserves a 10.
February 11th, 2006
(1)
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
February 11th, 2006
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MINDF*CK! 4 for confusing me
February 11th, 2006
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My brain hurts. F*ck you.
February 11th, 2006
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It knows it's the man now dog, because it isn't where it wasn't, in a crappy YTMND. It follows that it is in a 5 star vote.
February 11th, 2006
(0)
its like rocket science srsly
February 11th, 2006
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As a college science student, the future of military employment looks grim by way of these types of outdated hilarious presentations for the mentally retarded lay man. Vectors Please!
February 11th, 2006
(0)
Your head a splode.
February 11th, 2006
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WHERE AM I?!
February 11th, 2006
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HAHAHA, I no idea what this guy is talking about!
February 11th, 2006
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February 11th, 2006
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I know where my missile is and where it isn't.
February 11th, 2006
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This is why Math won't get you laid...unless you confuse the girls into sleeping with you!
February 11th, 2006
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This site is now my cell phone voice mail greeting. No one will ever call me again!
February 11th, 2006
(1)
i listened to the whole thing, my head hurts. 5'd
February 11th, 2006
(0)
this is hilarious
February 11th, 2006
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yeah.... brain = hurt
February 11th, 2006
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mindf*ck
February 11th, 2006
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After watching it 3 times, I now understand! 5'd
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