Norris Resurrects (EPIC.)
Created on: January 31st, 2006
Norris Resurrects (EPIC.)
LocutusOfBorg 
norrisresurrects.ytmnd.com
To be resurrected, you must fight God and land the first attack. Jesus just attacked himself. But Norris must fight to surive...
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Aliens. Probably Wrath of Khan too.

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perambulation
January 31st, 2006
10:06:29 PM CST
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It's too bad noobs pushed down this beautiful peice of work.
Decimus
January 31st, 2006
10:07:09 PM CST
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God got kicked...IN THE FACE.
avngingandbright
February 1st, 2006
1:18:17 AM CST
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See you at the top, homeboy.
Derk
February 1st, 2006
1:36:08 AM CST
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This is great.
Dipolio
February 1st, 2006
1:36:40 AM CST
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HOLEY SHET!
RifterDask
February 1st, 2006
1:37:00 AM CST
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Looks like Ash has his work cut out for him.
xxblindchildxx
February 1st, 2006
1:43:41 AM CST
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5'd lol. made me crack up.
headshotmaster
February 1st, 2006
1:45:40 AM CST
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Chuck norris defeats god....awesome
Paul--Vaseline
February 1st, 2006
1:47:05 AM CST
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The only man that can stop an UNARMED Chuck Norris in a gunfight is Ash Williams...and this ytmnd proves this.
escapedlabmonkey
February 1st, 2006
1:48:24 AM CST
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Do not cross the Noris!
Solidsnake2085
February 1st, 2006
1:48:46 AM CST
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Did chuck norris just kill god? LOL
sloose
February 1st, 2006
1:49:32 AM CST
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the barbecue sauce was excellent
Dhampirking
February 1st, 2006
1:49:33 AM CST
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blashphemy, but still funny.
wieners
February 1st, 2006
1:52:04 AM CST
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Nice to see someone do a YTMND related to mine.
tosseddwarf
February 1st, 2006
1:57:52 AM CST
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AHAHAAHAHA
PoolShark
February 1st, 2006
2:06:24 AM CST
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YES! I was waiting for the answer to that other site!
cerberus
February 1st, 2006
2:07:39 AM CST
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blasphemer! blasphemer! ye shalt to the depths of hell goeth! o btw, 5'd.
wieners
February 1st, 2006
2:09:26 AM CST
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I'm planning on making one where Chuck (resurrected) and Bruce join forces to take on a greater evil. Maybe the stay puff marshmallow man. any thoughts?
dascoot
February 1st, 2006
2:19:56 AM CST
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Not even God is safe.
cerberus
February 1st, 2006
2:22:14 AM CST
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marshmallow man? nah, make it a gigantic (even more so than she is) rosie o'donnell.
mikeismyname
February 1st, 2006
2:24:20 AM CST
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-1 for the god stand off. bit too long.
rawr
February 1st, 2006
2:40:32 AM CST
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AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fireing
February 1st, 2006
2:40:46 AM CST
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LocutusOfBorg
February 1st, 2006
2:50:09 AM CST
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Holy sh*t, where the hell are all these downvotes coming from?! Save the site! Someone! For god's sake none of these reviews are lower than 4!
mindlessfucking
February 1st, 2006
3:05:51 AM CST
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Someone needs to take art history. That painting isn't of god, I believe it's Abraham. Still, round house kicking start of jewish culture is pretty awesome.
LocutusOfBorg
February 1st, 2006
3:07:13 AM CST
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..Abraham? What..? No. Dude.. Just.. No.. Why would Abraham be making the sun and seperating the land from the sea?
Sathen
February 1st, 2006
3:09:55 AM CST
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best norris ytmnd to date
Kallstar
February 1st, 2006
3:12:28 AM CST
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LOL HHAHAHAHAH OHh my god YES 55555555555555555
LocutusOfBorg
February 1st, 2006
3:15:27 AM CST
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Thanks :)
snoogins
February 1st, 2006
3:29:28 AM CST
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kicking god in the face ftw
caligo
February 1st, 2006
3:40:04 AM CST
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lmao, even God can't stop Chuck. bonus points for Cap'n Crunch looking up from his ceral in suprize
caligo
February 1st, 2006
3:41:56 AM CST
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btw, mindlessf*ck, that's definately God from the Creation Of Man panel of the Sistine Chapel ceiling (the naked dude being Adam).
caligo
February 1st, 2006
3:43:15 AM CST
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correction, it is indeed Parting Land From Sea. My Bad. Still God, though.
LocutusOfBorg
February 1st, 2006
3:47:35 AM CST
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For reference, Caligo, the first parts with God are Parting Land from Sea, the quick side shot of God charging is a modified Creation of Man, and the "defeated" shot is Creation of Sun and Moon.
felixcostello
February 1st, 2006
4:01:50 AM CST
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i think this ytmnd just gave me a heart attack
fhantum
February 1st, 2006
4:32:42 AM CST
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5 for chuck, 5 for laughing my *ss off when I saw captain crunch, and another 5 for laughing harder when his eyes moved up along with the dramatic music, lmfao
Arson
February 1st, 2006
4:39:27 AM CST
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EPIC INDEED.....EPIC INDEED!
blizzardo
February 1st, 2006
5:49:42 AM CST
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Wow, that's a great direction to take with it haha.
grassleaf
February 1st, 2006
6:33:11 AM CST
(0)
Well done, lol.
Duck5009
February 1st, 2006
6:49:11 AM CST
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God=Pwnd.
Yarred
February 1st, 2006
6:53:49 AM CST
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Waitwaitwait, did Raiden kick the god? Is Chuck Raiden?
Eldar
February 1st, 2006
1:48:33 PM CST
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LMAO even the Capn' was surprised
elyk
February 1st, 2006
4:17:09 PM CST
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lol Aliens
sloose
February 1st, 2006
8:15:13 PM CST
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This should of been top 15 already. LocutusOfBorg, you truly are the king of Kings.
LocutusOfBorg
February 1st, 2006
8:42:40 PM CST
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Thanks :P I guess I just don't advertise my sites. At all. Top 15 sites are either in the top 5 rated sites, or are heavily advertised on other sites.
CommieWerewolf
March 20th, 2006
6:09:34 PM CST
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God can't stop the roundhouse kick
moheevi
April 11th, 2006
12:01:03 AM CDT
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ok, only reason you get 5 is for cc and evil dead, but chuck norris was old (but this site is old) so it works itself out
Hans
April 13th, 2006
12:01:24 PM CDT
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Bruce Campbell FTW!
chapeau
April 25th, 2006
9:55:33 PM CDT
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It's a little slow, but why is this not higher rated?
Trenchgun
April 29th, 2006
8:12:10 PM CDT
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The ending lacks punch. It needs a musical crash, with the sound of a jaw cracking, followed by a cut to an atomic bomb or something.
umryan
May 17th, 2006
6:10:40 PM CDT
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this is damn awesome
bored1
May 21st, 2006
10:22:26 AM CDT
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Good, but a shotgun can't kill Chuck Norris.
PenisPai
May 21st, 2006
11:48:10 PM CDT
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Evil Dead? Chuck Norris kicking God in the face? YOU DESERVE THIS 5, MY FRIEND.
Sercerfer
May 23rd, 2006
10:40:51 AM CDT
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I always knew chuck had it in him.
Bill--Bisco
May 26th, 2006
10:38:34 PM CDT
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5 just because it's so weird, even if its sacreligious
Unleash
May 27th, 2006
11:04:36 PM CDT
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5'd for the geometric progression of 'what the hell next?' Oh, and great sound.
Dudish
May 28th, 2006
5:20:13 PM CDT
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HOLY sh*t that's the most amazing thing i've ever seen.
Destin
June 2nd, 2006
10:27:13 PM CDT
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I would 5 this till my fingers bled if I could.. I want your sperm in my ass.
Grayfox354
June 5th, 2006
9:26:22 PM CDT
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good editing
TheSquirrelKing
June 8th, 2006
7:23:43 PM CDT
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Cap'n Crunch? ROFL
TheSquirrelKing
June 8th, 2006
7:28:04 PM CDT
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ow I'm wondering: all you who called it blasphemy, was that because God got pwned, or because Chuck Norris got shot?
Frank-Howley
June 18th, 2006
7:18:28 PM CDT
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Chuck Norris sucks.
Nukeitall
June 20th, 2006
1:21:24 AM CDT
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^
whisp
June 23rd, 2006
10:56:22 PM CDT
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dood... chuck is so not canon
Wesyeed
June 25th, 2006
4:56:24 AM CDT
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pure perfection
PeersShaun
June 26th, 2006
1:28:20 PM CDT
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CN ftw, but who is Cap'n Crunch?
Muzz718
June 27th, 2006
6:38:17 AM CDT
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So does that mean that Ash > Chuck > God ???!
doc-faustus
June 27th, 2006
11:47:04 PM CDT
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EPIC!
gorilla
June 28th, 2006
4:27:45 PM CDT
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mneah, three for bizzare obscurity
Adino
June 29th, 2006
3:16:17 PM CDT
(0)
what in the hell rofl
Jephro101
July 2nd, 2006
11:45:49 AM CDT
(0)
WINNAR!
Scissorfight
July 2nd, 2006
12:25:54 PM CDT
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lol a masterpiece
crazyrabbits
July 3rd, 2006
1:47:10 AM CDT
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5'd for Bishop's Countdown music from Aliens
Kirelan
July 3rd, 2006
2:20:13 AM CDT
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Needs Jesus in heaven saying "welcome back Dad"
yiddish
July 4th, 2006
4:19:41 AM CDT
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Ash > Chuck Norris.
ifm2181
July 12th, 2006
3:49:09 AM CDT
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Historically accurate!
Zuijiu
July 12th, 2006
4:11:40 PM CDT
(0)
Hax?
YummyCows
July 12th, 2006
8:27:59 PM CDT
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Cap'n Crunch for the win!!!
VBGOD
July 15th, 2006
11:23:46 PM CDT
(0)
Wonderful!
lambdawoman
July 15th, 2006
11:24:58 PM CDT
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God > Chuck Norris.
esperance
July 23rd, 2006
2:08:07 AM CDT
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i don't know what the hell i just saw. but it ruled.
DrFaulk
July 27th, 2006
12:21:40 PM CDT
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wow, brilliant. well done.
southpark
September 17th, 2006
9:38:48 PM CDT
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First scene for the win. (Bruce pwnt Norris). but the rest of everything is truly epic... one for Infinity.
GQboy
January 14th, 2007
2:58:30 PM CST
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brilliant
SpinningKick
April 12th, 2007
12:57:19 PM CDT
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how is this not the highest viewed of all time
muffinfordinner
July 30th, 2007
9:10:43 PM CDT
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Oh okay I didn't get it at first but the description really cleared things up for me.
AdriftStrife
September 3rd, 2007
10:06:29 AM CDT
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The only person who is able to kill Chuck Norris=Bruce Campbell.
h2sbOwnzU
June 30th, 2008
10:50:59 AM CDT
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This gave me a boner.