Jamestown was the first...
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Davus
May 20th, 2006
12:56:41 PM CDT
(0)
Kind of works.
Flash512
May 20th, 2006
6:27:59 PM CDT
(0)
Everyone knows Jamestown was the first colony Dee Dee Dee
Trakka
May 21st, 2006
9:12:00 PM CDT
(0)
Colony! colony! HAHAHA
omgKEKE
May 22nd, 2006
3:21:50 PM CDT
(0)
Actually it was the first. The others died out because they sucked so much.
HockeyUSA27
May 23rd, 2006
12:18:17 AM CDT
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it wasnt though, the Roanoke Colony was the first, but they disappeared leaving only one clue "Croatan" carved in a tree
macrobless
May 24th, 2006
12:52:22 PM CDT
(0)
Smart! Great pic, great combo, and great humor!
Jayemel
May 24th, 2006
4:51:54 PM CDT
(0)
Ha, I just watched Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Change Facial Expressions and this YTMND back to back unintentionally.
GasAttack
May 25th, 2006
12:24:41 AM CDT
(0)
LO LO LO LO LO LO LO LO
joshgrrr
May 31st, 2006
8:45:18 AM CDT
(0)
nice
Valamort
May 31st, 2006
7:17:48 PM CDT
(0)
It's strange how much I LOVE this YTMND. Lyk whoa
Colbert21
May 31st, 2006
9:49:31 PM CDT
(0)
5 cause historical correctness is for faaaags! =)
IcedT
June 1st, 2006
5:07:52 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, anyone who 1'd it on the basis of historical inaccuracy = teh phail
DarkTree
June 2nd, 2006
12:42:34 AM CDT
(0)
and al lthis time I thought this song was dead
DarkTree
June 2nd, 2006
12:43:43 AM CDT
(0)
already done :(
Cold-NiTe
June 2nd, 2006
11:27:06 PM CDT
(0)
I love these.
Katana
June 3rd, 2006
2:28:57 PM CDT
(0)
Reminds me of the "Corn on the cob" thing. Nice bash on people who make their lyrics indistinguishable.
centrx
June 3rd, 2006
8:01:27 PM CDT
(0)
Well executed.
unperson
June 4th, 2006
8:55:18 AM CDT
(0)
That's a good one.
mickjaggah
June 5th, 2006
7:41:58 PM CDT
(0)
bravo
gamekid
June 5th, 2006
8:20:35 PM CDT
(0)
Me likes.
Gamiac
June 6th, 2006
2:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for cleverity.
c-wane
June 6th, 2006
7:08:37 PM CDT
(0)
WIN
soratoyuki
June 7th, 2006
2:10:09 PM CDT
(0)
Vintage style.
Jmacc
June 9th, 2006
11:54:18 AM CDT
(0)
DUDE! sooo funny! one of my favorites
JimmyRei1000
June 11th, 2006
10:37:03 PM CDT
(0)
March on Dew-Army Soldiers.
Nicknasty
June 12th, 2006
5:54:12 PM CDT
(0)
reeeeeeeetartdteded!
AngryTurtle
June 15th, 2006
9:14:28 PM CDT
(0)
dew army phenomenal
izlude
June 15th, 2006
11:15:22 PM CDT
(0)
Oooh he's a mormon!
Nintendork866
June 20th, 2006
9:22:45 AM CDT
(0)
Plymouth was first.
blargalot
June 21st, 2006
6:36:21 AM CDT
(0)
goddamnit, what is that song?
bic2
June 21st, 2006
8:46:57 PM CDT
(0)
Wasn't it Roanoke? Still, this is creative.
DetatchablePenis
June 22nd, 2006
12:47:48 PM CDT
(0)
Heh
Fried-Potato
June 22nd, 2006
2:53:34 PM CDT
(0)
Surprise Cockf*gs! Vikings in NFLD beat Roanoke by over 100 years! .......... ........ ........... ........ ......... ... But then they all died or ran away.
Fried-Potato
June 22nd, 2006
2:55:57 PM CDT
(0)
Fried-Potato
June 22nd, 2006
5:51:53 PM CDT
(0)
Use your own account to post messages Ted.
traf
June 23rd, 2006
12:10:54 PM CDT
(0)
lol, Jamestown FTW
Dopplegamer
June 25th, 2006
5:10:32 PM CDT
(0)
ftwinnnnnnnn if this was ebay you'd get A++++++++++
soldier92
June 27th, 2006
10:19:31 PM CDT
(0)
HEY! AMAZING RHODE ISLAND IS KNOWN FOR SOMETHING ITHER THAN BEING TEH SIZ OF A PEA!
vicarious
June 27th, 2006
10:19:50 PM CDT
(0)
Clever dew
spastik
June 29th, 2006
2:24:21 PM CDT
(0)
lol wtf
MCHornickLive
June 30th, 2006
5:32:38 AM CDT
(0)
Now every time I hear this song I'm gonna think of Jamestown... what have you done to my braaaain!?!?
Skironox
June 30th, 2006
10:20:22 PM CDT
(0)
It doesn't sound anything like Colony.
Simo
July 1st, 2006
12:10:58 AM CDT
(0)
Brilliant
chocolatemullet
July 2nd, 2006
12:31:39 PM CDT
(0)
beautiful. ive never laughed this much for a fad.
luckycharms19
July 5th, 2006
1:45:14 PM CDT
(0)
pure genius
LaffertyDaniel
July 11th, 2006
11:37:53 AM CDT
(0)
haha
MuskaBurnt
July 11th, 2006
5:40:11 PM CDT
(0)
w00t
DukeOfYork
July 11th, 2006
8:30:06 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahaha
the-lord
July 13th, 2006
11:10:17 AM CDT
(0)
i dont know why i did this, this is really random... lol
chillmandan
July 13th, 2006
12:34:30 PM CDT
(0)
glorious
Noob-p00ner
July 16th, 2006
9:01:12 AM CDT
(0)
Um no doesnt even sound like it nubs
wafflestomper
July 16th, 2006
9:09:21 AM CDT
(0)
you just ruined that song for me. 1 n****r
TheKahuna
July 17th, 2006
7:53:09 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'ed.
swartkrans
July 18th, 2006
5:44:54 PM CDT
(0)
Been done I think.
zekatzmeow
July 20th, 2006
7:01:07 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd. >.>
Soggedge
July 21st, 2006
5:30:01 AM CDT
(0)
COOOOOLLOOOONNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
at0micfly
July 21st, 2006
9:44:20 AM CDT
(0)
VIRGINIA f*ckING PRIDE!!! CHESTERFIELD HERE!!!!
impossiblezombie
July 21st, 2006
9:53:23 AM CDT
(0)
lol
ShadowFox904
July 24th, 2006
2:32:59 AM CDT
(0)
I don't know how this is so popular..it's not even correct. But..You sir, get a 5 because I like this song
sexymofo
July 25th, 2006
1:17:02 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
hamjamt
July 28th, 2006
5:53:48 PM CDT
(0)
IT'S MORE LIKE COLOINANEEE
youareapirate
July 29th, 2006
11:40:11 AM CDT
(0)
HAHA Colonyyyyyy!
Stormtrooper88888
July 29th, 2006
1:24:36 PM CDT
(0)
this was done before
hamjamt
July 29th, 2006
7:18:00 PM CDT
(0)
HOLY TALIDO, MAX
Anti-Pope
July 30th, 2006
8:31:16 AM CDT
(0)
5 for History.
WhitePhoenix
July 30th, 2006
8:31:19 AM CDT
(0)
Citations?
Skironox
July 30th, 2006
3:58:09 PM CDT
(0)
Ohhhhhhhh weeeeeeeee doesn't even remotely like Colony.
Typify
July 31st, 2006
7:35:02 AM CDT
(0)
Nice :D
WhitePhoenix
July 31st, 2006
8:40:20 AM CDT
(0)
Skironox: The actual song is "Call On Me!" not oooohhh wweeeeee. Just FYI.
narco45
August 2nd, 2006
10:17:14 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, funny and educational. Good for the whole family
SausageKing
August 5th, 2006
1:13:43 PM CDT
(0)
But Roanoke's colony was in North Carolina. And everyone knows North Carolina isn't part of the United States. Seriously.
wick
August 5th, 2006
5:13:31 PM CDT
(0)
It's actually both "Ohhh weeee, call on me"
ashobscurum
August 5th, 2006
10:33:02 PM CDT
(0)
110 internets and an ipod.
TehSorrow
August 6th, 2006
6:05:37 PM CDT
(0)
Clever!
SilentAndroid
August 6th, 2006
11:29:19 PM CDT
(0)
Colonial Settlements Do Not Change Facial Expressions.
adamadam
August 7th, 2006
5:30:09 AM CDT
(0)
that's the sh*t right there
uga1980
August 12th, 2006
9:54:28 PM CDT
(0)
haha great, n who cares if its roanoke, calm the hell down, ur not supposed to learn here
TheInteretGuy
August 15th, 2006
4:17:06 PM CDT
(0)
nsfw - language.
Dr-L337
August 16th, 2006
3:18:22 AM CDT
(0)
Colony indeed
ethanftw
August 17th, 2006
11:29:50 PM CDT
(0)
fav
Madmaxie
August 22nd, 2006
4:19:43 PM CDT
(0)
sweet
whereishelpicon
August 23rd, 2006
6:28:42 PM CDT
(0)
3... just because you didn't cite your sources...
KaiserCSS
August 26th, 2006
12:53:13 AM CDT
(0)
"That's ridiculous. That's just incredible." Exactly!
Bupo
August 26th, 2006
4:30:51 PM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
secksymofo
September 1st, 2006
10:27:40 PM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
happydorkgirl
September 3rd, 2006
9:31:53 PM CDT
(0)
History FTW!
johnisbetter
September 6th, 2006
3:35:53 PM CDT
(0)
uncites get 1, even if liked my max.
Khaotic
September 7th, 2006
12:45:56 AM CDT
(0)
Voted 5 ♠Passed♠
celebritygrundel
September 7th, 2006
11:44:43 AM CDT
(0)
brilliant
BloodArgon
September 7th, 2006
8:57:20 PM CDT
(0)
That made me laugh. 5'd. Its nice how the music ACTUALLY GOES WITH THE IMAGE!
sirlancelot88
September 9th, 2006
5:59:01 AM CDT
(0)
Explain to me how this is funny.
SirSnark
September 10th, 2006
12:18:11 AM CDT
(0)
dewww
zomglolwtfzor
September 11th, 2006
11:53:40 PM CDT
(0)
all i hear is "meeeeeeeee on me waaough" when i hear that song
toiletseat
September 12th, 2006
8:11:07 AM CDT
(0)
|_()|_
cyclopsgoatfetus
September 13th, 2006
3:01:11 AM CDT
(0)
actually it WASNT the first colony, it was the first sucessful one though. The english had several failures before Jamestown was founded. the first colony was The Roanoke colony founded by Sir. Walter Raleigh. realy gj though.
clipz
September 13th, 2006
8:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
yay for rhode island
handballdemigod
September 14th, 2006
3:57:03 PM CDT
(0)
+5 for cleverness.-1 for overused song.-1 for historical inaccuracy.
zuljinforthewin
September 22nd, 2006
7:31:07 PM CDT
(0)
Oh, a scholar of american history here, eh? You dumbass, of course it was the first colony.
kevinb1577
September 23rd, 2006
10:58:29 AM CDT
(0)
haha awsome
Starforce9
October 6th, 2006
9:24:41 PM CDT
(0)
Your right, it was :)
Doomkid89
October 7th, 2006
12:39:08 PM CDT
(0)
omg.. lmao!
Kyouran
October 7th, 2006
12:53:06 PM CDT
(0)
Misinterpreted lyrics FTW!
cjjus101
October 8th, 2006
12:47:06 AM CDT
(0)
5'd
defc0n
October 8th, 2006
12:51:38 AM CDT
(0)
5 because im drinking captain morgan right now
NorthAmericanDangerD
October 8th, 2006
12:35:50 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for history! I think a few people pointed out that Jamestown wasn't the first colony, however I think I know what you mean. Jamestown was the first colony that survived and prospered... eventually. Great job, but cite your sources, please.
Ian
October 8th, 2006
12:43:25 PM CDT
(0)
Hahahaahahaaahsjdakadjfhsjdh
blizzard
October 9th, 2006
12:10:31 PM CDT
(0)
I like how this is the only song that doesn't sound like what the ytmnd says it is.
tubbsmcgee
October 14th, 2006
10:37:54 AM CDT
(0)
LOL thats clever 5'd
SirTriglav
October 14th, 2006
10:39:12 AM CDT
(0)
Umm.. Roanoke?
cmurdock
October 16th, 2006
6:55:39 AM CDT
(0)
Hooray.
sprkoolguy
October 16th, 2006
8:04:38 AM CDT
(0)
the second word sounds more like COLLNY!
Paps
October 16th, 2006
11:27:30 AM CDT
(0)
First british colony to establish permanent settlement, that is. The first colony on nowadays US territory was St.Augustine (1565), which was preceeded by 2 French settlements (Charlesbourg-Royal in 1541, at Tadoussac in 1544) if we include the entire North America.
PeteGallo
October 20th, 2006
3:23:48 PM CDT
(0)
This is the best :)
Mr-R055
October 24th, 2006
2:43:11 PM CDT
(0)
Great Job. Dew Army at it's finest.
livejamie
November 4th, 2006
3:40:37 PM CST
(0)
well done
Raptor007
November 11th, 2006
3:28:35 PM CST
(0)
Hahaha, oh man, that caught me by surprise. Well done!
MFGreth
November 11th, 2006
3:31:11 PM CST
(0)
wryyyyyyy
pauljue14
November 11th, 2006
6:10:06 PM CST
(0)
Steve Winwood used to be a history teacher
Jake68
November 11th, 2006
6:21:24 PM CST
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That was stupid. How is that funny? Jamestown was the first colony so what.
Zimpy
November 12th, 2006
1:11:10 PM CST
(0)
thats great
Jake68
November 15th, 2006
12:40:52 PM CST
(0)
BUTT HO!
CameronB
November 19th, 2006
6:31:12 PM CST
(0)
Love it.
Albatross101
November 25th, 2006
10:19:19 AM CST
(0)
Nice!
bythorsbeard
November 30th, 2006
12:02:32 PM CST
(0)
wicked good.
zerg--x
December 6th, 2006
1:39:43 PM CST
(0)
lol. thats a knee slaper right there
cF-cid
December 9th, 2006
10:49:00 AM CST
(0)
i like
superawesomepowerman
December 12th, 2006
9:55:30 AM CST
(0)
its good....-1 cuz its a little lame
zomgzerg
December 16th, 2006
7:35:10 PM CST
(0)
LOL, HISTORY!
Rend
January 12th, 2007
5:43:30 AM CST
(0)
Hee I love this!
SonKaku
February 18th, 2007
9:44:44 AM CST
(0)
Ding, ding!! You win!
C-Euro
March 6th, 2007
4:17:18 PM CST
(0)
Dew?
RoffleChops
March 30th, 2007
11:03:53 PM CDT
(0)
DEW is always awesome.
RoffleChops
May 7th, 2007
9:43:53 PM CDT
(0)
beeeeen donneeeeee
prairiedogeric10
May 13th, 2007
10:53:41 PM CDT
(0)
400 years ago today. my first vote on this site was a 3 because I didn't understand it. now I do - "Colony" sounds like "Call On Me" duhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was a retard
WitchKingofAngmar
May 17th, 2007
3:36:49 PM CDT
(0)
Winsauce.
NuclearPoweredPogoSt
August 19th, 2007
7:44:10 PM CDT
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I was going to make this but I got lazy and NOW I HAVE BEEN BEATEN. WELL PLAYED SIR.
eluko79
October 21st, 2007
5:18:30 PM CDT
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5'd for an accurate picture!
Bob-the-Builder
October 25th, 2007
12:52:55 AM CDT
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American colony in new world, yes. but not the first
Rend
April 1st, 2008
5:17:40 AM CDT
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Colony 4 eva
bgbez
September 22nd, 2008
11:37:49 PM CDT
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woman
October 23rd, 2014
9:12:10 AM CDT
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5.
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