if trees could speak

hallo! guten tag!

I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.

Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.

More inside.


Some junk the promotional company sent me:


Borat Conan Interview - WMV  - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime  - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover


Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)


lame prizes:

1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker

When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.


Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.

More (and better) updates soon.

Cheers from Germany

-Max

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November 7th, 2006
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Get those YTMND Shirts done Max! They are sure to be a excellent source of revenue!
November 7th, 2006
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luger goldberg? I'll take a sting steiner, thanks
November 8th, 2006
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where the f*ck are the T-shirts? I want to give YOU MONEY What the f*ck is wrong with you just give me T-SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 8th, 2006
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No problem, only rich people would have the money themselves to do it(pay for the server) without help, and you're not one of them.
November 8th, 2006
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Today is: http://november8th.ytmnd.com/
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also, c*cks.
November 8th, 2006
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i thought that "if Trees could speak" was a secret nazi forest reference considering where he is
November 8th, 2006
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Democrats ftw. Republicans = no.
November 8th, 2006
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FTW backwards is WTF.
November 8th, 2006
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Guten tag herr Max. Wie gehts? Borat ist prima, die prizes ist nitch nein prima. :(
November 8th, 2006
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YTMND is a bunch of slack jawed f*ggots. Post your goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus here.
November 8th, 2006
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ITS UNDER 90000000!
November 8th, 2006
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See 254th comment. Also Neil Patrick Harris came out so he's giving the laaaaap daaaaances himself.
November 8th, 2006
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Max is so Emo...
November 8th, 2006
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you shud go camping in germany, it can really help improve your Concentration
November 8th, 2006
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The commenter on #284 deserves to be banned. Republicans > Democrats. Do not attempt to argue with this fact.
November 8th, 2006
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Heil!
November 8th, 2006
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2 party system ftl. Choice > Democrat & Republican. The electoral college is a sham.
November 8th, 2006
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I fogive you.
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forgive*
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Pop ups must die.
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h1
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301-th
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"FTW backwards is WTF. " I never noticed that lmao
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ok
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Ooh Max in Germany
November 8th, 2006
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hmmm... this only reminds me how I wish I had a paypal account for you max. sry
November 8th, 2006
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i dont care how many views it gets, if that Telemarketer site ever goes Hall of Fame, that would pretty much mark the end of YTMND.
November 8th, 2006
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I agree with master while funny it doesn't deserve hall of fame
November 8th, 2006
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"I agree with master while funny it doesn't deserve hall of fame"
November 8th, 2006
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I don't think Max would ever put in into the HOF. At least it is bringing in new people to YTMND. I really don't have a problem with it, except for it taking up that spot in the Most Viewd List everyday. As long as it doesn't get voted up into Top Rated then it is no big deal.
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310th :(
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PUT MORE ADS WITH GAMES, LIKE OUT BLOW BRITNEY
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DEATH TO THOSE WHO ENJOY SIMPLE PLAN'S UNTITLED. DRAGONFORCE > SIMPLE PLAN!
November 8th, 2006
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If you don't have any money, how can you afford to go to Germany?
November 8th, 2006
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What kind of promotional company would offer prizes like that? I mean, man.
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wow in before 1584th
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Message 3:16
November 8th, 2006
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Sitsu 3:16 says he just whupped my ass. :(
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Top 10?
November 8th, 2006
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Stupid page load error making me think I would be #10 >:(
November 8th, 2006
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but max i love the pop ups
November 8th, 2006
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What popups? i have yet to see one..
November 8th, 2006
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i dont care how many views he gets, if MasterSitsu ever gets a site in the Hall of Fame, that would pretty much mark the end of YTMND.
November 8th, 2006
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i dont care how many comments he types, if Korf41 ever gets into the hall of fame, that would pretty much mark the end of YTMND
November 8th, 2006
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borat is a f*g, i watched the movie
November 8th, 2006
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"If you don't have any money, how can you afford to go to Germany?"
November 8th, 2006
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http://boratlikesdogsass.ytmnd.com/
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PUT A SHOE ON HEAD AND WE GO PRIVATE KK? also nedmducks
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© Flashbulb
November 8th, 2006
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you weren't kidding about the prizes.
November 8th, 2006
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lol @ jews in Nazi-land
November 8th, 2006
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Hehe... he said 'spurt'
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in germany they forgot about poland. ask anyone there about poland, theyll say they forgot it.
November 8th, 2006
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flashbulb = great justice. max wins.
November 8th, 2006
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There are ads on ytmnd? Good thing I have adblock :P
November 8th, 2006
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D= I want to go to Germany.
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I'm going to keep posting until I hit 1337! Lol! Won't that make me cool?
November 8th, 2006
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Look at me go!
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I give up. This project was doomed for failure.
November 8th, 2006
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Kazakhstan.
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F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS. F*CK YOU MAX, GERMANY INVADED MY ASS.
November 8th, 2006
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Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland also c*cks
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Penis.
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Kill some Krauts, Max!
November 8th, 2006
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Roslein dreie in der Reihe bluhn so rot, das der Bursch zum Madel geht ist kein Verbot!
November 8th, 2006
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tehpwner2 is back. in disguise.
November 8th, 2006
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disguise is back. in tehpwner2.
November 8th, 2006
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MAX HERE IS MY ENTRY FOR CONTEST OF YTMND: http://ihopeiwinthecontest.ytmnd.com/ I HOPE YOU VERY MUCH ENJOY! NICE!
November 8th, 2006
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In after Dr-L337 commented
November 8th, 2006
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/ChildP0rn plz ban
November 8th, 2006
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I still think a paid members YTMND would benefit the site overall. It would decrease excess bandwidth, increase profit (I hope...), keep your average noobs out (possibly to the point where only "classy" downvoters would still exist), & make the site more elitist. Gotta love that elitism! =P
November 8th, 2006
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"i dont care how many views he gets, if MasterSitsu ever gets a site in the Hall of Fame, that would pretty much mark the end of YTMND." Uh oh Korf41... He does have a site in the HoF! =O
November 8th, 2006
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In before 400.
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Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment. Maybe if I keep pressing CTRL-V people will notice my comment.
November 8th, 2006
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Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland Max forgot Poland also c*cks
November 8th, 2006
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see comment #350
November 8th, 2006
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Hast du im das Vaterland gern geblieben? Say hallo to mein peeps, and remember that the German word for shower is "die Dousche". Also, when you see a hottie say: "Hallo! Du bist sehr chacho! Moechtest (pronounce murshtest) du ficken?" which translates to "Hello! You are very hot (sexy). Would you like to f*ck?" btw, 'chacho' literally translates to 'spicy', which the Germans use in the same way we use 'hot'. Auch, sag "HEIL HITLER!". In Deustchland, sie lieben das.
November 8th, 2006
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RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment RockMFR wins for using my comment along with vaginas
November 8th, 2006
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400?
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400!
November 9th, 2006
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Borat FTW!!
November 9th, 2006
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JEWS DID 11-07
November 9th, 2006
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DEATH TO THOSE WHO ENJOY SIMPLE PLAN'S UNTITLED. DEATH TO THOSE WHO ENJOY SIMPLE PLAN'S UNTITLED. DEATH TO THOSE WHO ENJOY SIMPLE PLAN'S UNTITLED. DEATH TO THOSE WHO ENJOY SIMPLE PLAN'S UNTITLED.
November 9th, 2006
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I feel like crying when i see a pop up...I think to myself... what horrible company is charging so much that max has to be a ad pop-up slave. I too die a little...
November 9th, 2006
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400?
November 9th, 2006
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Right now, CNN is talking about the death (by leukemia) of 65-year-old 60 Minutes reporter Ed Bradley, while CBS is giving The Young and The Restless. Therefore, by West's Theorem, Columbia Broadcasting DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
November 9th, 2006
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"what horrible company is charging so much that max has to be a ad pop-up slave." Word. A big f*ck-you to Reflected and any company that confuses "bandwidth usage" for "profit source". Also triple-play bundles.
November 9th, 2006
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Agh! Mein Hose! In Germany, eh? Cool.
November 9th, 2006
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Don't forget to visit Poland!
November 9th, 2006
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Zeig Hail mein Fuhrer
November 9th, 2006
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http://maxvsborat.ytmnd.com/
November 9th, 2006
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nazi
November 9th, 2006
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Well, bye everyone. My mom is, yet again, taking my internet privlegdes away for reasons I do not wish to explain, so i'll be off for quite some time. If anything awesome happens, e-mail me about it. colinr319@hotmail.com
November 9th, 2006
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378th! lol
November 9th, 2006
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"You gonna tell us what you were looking at online, Niloc14? ANSWER YOUR MOTHER" "PORNOGRAPHY GEEZ I WAS LOOKING AT PORNOGRAPHY IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS WANNA HEAR!?!"
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Actually, she found out through a program that takes screenshots every 10 seconds, and keeps a record of them for a week. Same thing happened 2 months ago, and I was off for a month. Prolly gonna be longer this time. On that note, I have 10 minutes left.
November 9th, 2006
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*Cues "4Chan is down" music*
November 9th, 2006
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AND REMEMBER THAT THE SCOOTY PUFF JUNIOR SUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckssss....
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I wanna go to germany :(
November 9th, 2006
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heh, I have another hour. And you know what's ironic? When my mother was younger, she would do that kind of stuff for calenders, etc.
November 9th, 2006
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And I don't mean too young, in her 20's, and early 30's.
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What doth man love more than life / Hate more than death or mortal strife / Tis that which contented men desire / The poor possess and the rich require, / The miser spends and the spendthrift saves / And all men carry to their graves? ...Whoever gets the answer right wins a prize.
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kike
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Perhaps I'm stupid, but how do I work the Quicktime files? when I donwload it, it's only 4 KB. WTF is a .qtl anyway?
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389 GET
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390
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I wanted 390....
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Hmm... AbBlock plus, anyone? also, 392nd
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STOP USING F*CKING SIMPLE PLAN FOR YOUR F*CKING NARVISH EMO SITES...SOMEONE NEEDS TO HACK AND CHANGE THE ASSET TO SOMETHING BADASS...EVEN IF IT KILLS ANY HOPE FOR A HIGH GRADE.
November 9th, 2006
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It's a shame that f*ck.com, bitch.com, sh*t.com and even ass.com are all taken by domain squatters who don't give a damn* about putting useful content on a web page. *and yes, even damn.com is a placeholder
November 10th, 2006
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Popups suck BALLS.
November 10th, 2006
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Worthwhile ytmnds dont cycle for sh*t
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I suggest trying to get 2000 replies to this post. I'm all for it, and doing my part, but not over doing my part.
November 10th, 2006
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comment 398 is dedicated to HeatherChandler, who i did in the bum.
November 10th, 2006
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hrrm, so max is visiting isreal?
November 10th, 2006
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Ahora hay cuatrocientos comentarios.
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401st comment oh yeah YTMND is on a roll...
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
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Kanerobot, stfu or gtfo
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Improviser is angry. Post your soothing back rubs here.
November 10th, 2006
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404th Korf41 Not Found
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i thought max was a jew??? (j/k)
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[[[[[[[why not put a graph on the preloader when it's loading the image too
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whaa whaa penis
November 10th, 2006
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This needs more lame comments.
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Comment 411 is dedicated to Sitsu for drunkenly stalking me all ovar YTMND while I was getting laid IRL with Dead Alive in the background, true story.
November 10th, 2006
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down with f*cken raccoons
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raccoons
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I'm game. It'll be so easy.
November 10th, 2006
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Ads? Adblocked?
November 10th, 2006
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i remember when i thought YTMND was gay.....not coolthere was a user that said to post our memories because YTMND was dying... i do so agree.... post your memories, YTMNDers!
November 10th, 2006
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Hmmm.....a new outlet for my creativity to flow through. Sounds fun, but most of my creations that try to be funny, are totally sucktastic. So, I think I'll leave the creating to the other guys. Thing is......what would the subject of the ytmnd be from the Borat movie?
November 10th, 2006
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Color me YTMND -> print posters -> we'd all buy them
November 10th, 2006
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CLICK THE ADS FOR GODS SAKE!
November 10th, 2006
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Dr. l337 is awesome
November 10th, 2006
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I guess answering the riddle I posed in comment #386 requires too much critical thinking for the average news update banterer. also c*cks.
November 10th, 2006
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I always find riddles to be more work than they are worth.
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The title of this update is a Flashbulb song. I'm claiming my prize as well now plz.
November 10th, 2006
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lol, Korf
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For example, I created a ytmnd just now thats centered around a real photo I took after one of my courses. And, despite it being real, and funny, it doesn't get enough views, let alone recognition. Ah well.
November 10th, 2006
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BURP!!!!!!
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PLEASE DELETED http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerding - here are just some of his alts - http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi3, wingerdinggombi4, wingerdinggombi5, wingerdinggombi7, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike7
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please delete, he's been warned several times and is just an ass
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Jack Palance!!!! 2:58pm California. DEad.
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NOOOO now who's gonna play his identical twin cousin in City Slickers 3: The Search for Bruno's Kirby
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comment 434 is dedicated to HeatherChandler, who MasterSitsu did in the bum (who wouldn't?).
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Jack...was my number one...guy
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time for seconds
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Just ran into wingerding. He must have about 40 alts...
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max why don't you just stop hosting sh*tty sites. jesus
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borat contest submission here. http://syphillisfifteentimes.ytmnd.com/
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ROFL I like how all these ytmnd'ers use the ad's and make fun of them, and I think its quite creative. So if they want the ad's to stay let them stay, if they don't like it don't keep it. But the ad's are not a bother at all, since i got that Mc-Afee internet security from Mc-afee so yeah.
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in before and after c*cks.
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you're a good person
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444thd, n dont think im not proud!
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this is the fourth comment today
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Fun fact about Jack Palance, in the movie Che! he played Fidel Castro.
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WINGERDING, that user must go
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how come the u&c isnt always asfunny as it is today?
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potato orgies
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fow fiddy
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gurmandee
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That's it. I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING ADS ON THIS MOTHERF*CKING SITE!!
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I'll get started on my "Borat Is A Racist Knockoff Of Yakoff Smirnoff/Balki Barfotokmous/Latka Gravas/Miss Swan" right away.
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eggrolls 299
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Epic Rumsfeld Maneuver currently leads Telemarketer in Top 15
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I have all google ads blocked now due to the privacy problems of them using your searches/cookies/gmail to manipulate things and the fact they keep this stuff forever. Use a proxy when using google and clear your cookies frequently, that's all Igotta say and I'm sure others are doing it too and thts why revenue is dropping.
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please guys, i beg you, help me get my ytmnd to 3 stars :: pink.ytmnd.com
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BOOM HEADSHOT!
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It is interesting that every YTMND made in response to gnunot.ytmnd.com ("use this image" to harass some kid), has been made by someone who joined YTMND in the past 3 months. OMG, OBVIOUS NARV/GIMMICK ACCOUNT FAD
November 12th, 2006
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the jacob fad's hilarious
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YTMND is quiet. Post your square waves here.
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Who's gonna buy a PS3 for the low low price of 599 us dollars upwards to 9000 us dollars?
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"I have all google ads blocked now due to the privacy problems of them using your searches/cookies/gmail to manipulate things and the fact they keep this stuff forever." So you blocked the tamest ads one will ever encounter on the internet?
November 12th, 2006
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Could something be done about LUE1337? It's getting really annoying.
November 12th, 2006
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hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves RIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAACER
November 12th, 2006
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1st
November 12th, 2006
458th
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I hope I win the You fail prize! I did enter. Syphillisfifteentimes.ytmnd.com
November 12th, 2006
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WINGERDING's alt accounts - http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi7, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike7, http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7
November 12th, 2006
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User knagjak has alternate accounts he uses to upvote his own sites and downvote those who've scorned him. 1 of which is "jawg". Though I don't give a sh*t, it would provide me some amusement to see him reprimanded for it as he clearly cares very much about his ratings.
November 12th, 2006
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Another of his alts= zvm
November 12th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/jawg http://ytmnd.com/users/zvm (for ease of use) I'm sure I'll find more. BTW, nice work Cooke. ;)
November 12th, 2006
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what Mr. Shroom meant to say was "i dont know awesome when I see it"
November 12th, 2006
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November 12, 2001. Remember American Airlines Flight 587, which crashed minutes after takeoff from JFK Airport.
November 12th, 2006
465th
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http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/655750 - worst YTMND of November award.
November 12th, 2006
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BTW, $10/mo for ringtones is retarded. Much easier to google .MID files or Audacity my own MP3 clips which my uber fone can emit.
November 12th, 2006
467th
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news post title - Blind Melon reference?
November 12th, 2006
468th
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^ As I sh*t, I sit and wonder why/My floor is so cold and my back broken tired/But life is good, even though it won't be long/With a candle comes emotions that/Dance with the shadows on my wall/What were you thoughts, as they/Were flying through your mind/Compared to what you feel from/The bars your now behind/If they could speak, what do you think/They would say to you?
November 12th, 2006
469th
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"As I sh*t, I sit and wonder why" - best lyric evar.
November 12th, 2006
470th
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i cant believe 11 months later people are still upvoting anti-Bauman sites just out of YTMND patriotism. where did we go wrong guys? are we that starved for material this is we're were back at?
November 12th, 2006
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^If you're talking about http://nationalunacy.ytmnd.com/ , Its a good YTMND, a lot of effort has been put into it! it just *happens* to be anti-bauman..
November 12th, 2006
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enabler
November 12th, 2006
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My favorite banner ad right now: http://crtv.mate1.com/crtv/1137/geolocation=LOL
November 12th, 2006
474th
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it's good thing that none of the prizes are YTMND t-shirts because max doesn't deliver on those..
November 12th, 2006
475th
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I'm temporarily back, bitches.
November 12th, 2006
476th
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Was anyone at Myrtle Beach, SC today? You might have seen a certain message in the sand...
November 12th, 2006
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I do believe 492nd comment is the first recorded use of "temporarily" and "bitches" in the same sentence.
November 12th, 2006
478th
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Hot dang! This avocado just gave me a wedding ring!
November 12th, 2006
479th
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soooo
November 12th, 2006
480th
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ummmmmmmm
November 12th, 2006
481st
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like uhh
November 12th, 2006
482nd
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the uh.....uhhhhh....
November 12th, 2006
483rd
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o yeah. 500. now i remember.
November 12th, 2006
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200th
November 13th, 2006
488th
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NEEDS MOAR SANDSTORM AND GLOWSTICKS!
November 13th, 2006
490th
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YTMND is overrated. Post your voting here.
November 13th, 2006
491st
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CANT VOTE OR COMMENT OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
November 13th, 2006
495th
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MasterSitsu - I was thinking the same thing
November 13th, 2006
497th
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Come to Munich and I will buy you a beer.
November 13th, 2006
498th
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even worse news, epic maneuver is making a comeback.
November 13th, 2006
499th
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what is the title of the news post the name of a song by The Flashbulb?
November 13th, 2006
500th
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congrats on the 500th post Sylvester
November 13th, 2006
501st
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It took me 2 minutes to understand ytmnd back in early 2005. The first site I saw was NSMB, followed by "Safety is not Gauranteed", then fyrestorm's Katrina saga (best sites ever). After a month I was well versed in the fads, and what to do and what not to do. There you go Kanerobot, there's my memories.
November 13th, 2006
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Ytmnd is turning blue. Post your orange sprays here.
November 13th, 2006
504th
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November 13th, 2006
505th
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Please ban Dr.L337. He is ruining YTMND.
November 13th, 2006
506th
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Could you, Iunno, get rid of all the retards that are ruining this site? sexymofo would be a nice start.
November 13th, 2006
508th
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my memory: In early December of 2005, my good friend sent me the first ytmnds I'd ever seen. They were harrypotterwtf.ytmnsfw.com and harrypervert.ytmnd.com. I really started to get hooked to the site in January and February of this year and finally became a member in March. The Harry Potter ytmnds are what got me started and then I found some Tetris ytmnds, and then I kept expanding my searches and look at me now, over 60 sites and almost 6,000 votes!
November 13th, 2006
509th
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ehy guys! i found this jpg of a black news anchor, and behind him is a sketch of a suspected rapist, and the expression on the anchor's face is identical to that on the rapist's! it's REALLY funny. should i post it?
November 13th, 2006
510th
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^ohhh cool!!!!!!!!!!! Please do and I'll 5 and FAV it
November 13th, 2006
511th
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lol dyskrasia, unfortunately every other ytmnd being made is a stolen sh*tty image like that. and the others are epic manuevers and sh*t like that. in the end 99% is all stolen from something or someone else.
November 13th, 2006
512th
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more like wangtones, amirite?
November 13th, 2006
513th
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never in the history of ever on ytmnd have i ever had to 1 so many sites in 1 hour . they are all horrible and either a pic of a dead corpes, stolen and like 6 years old thats been posted 1231293 times already, or the video of the cat gettin lit on fire. i wish we could exterminate these people.
November 13th, 2006
514th
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we must install something so that when someone makes a ytmnd with the title that involves "epic maneuver" its i.p bans em. theres been like 800 in the last hour.
November 13th, 2006
515th
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thePlease is doing an awful job at trying to be an attention whore.
November 13th, 2006
516th
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MattressMan is right. theplease is also getting rather annoying
November 13th, 2006
517th
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you know, i was in the mood for pancakes but FINE have it your way YOU JERK...we'll have waffles. we BETTER have pancakes tonight though.
November 13th, 2006
518th
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im suprised no one has made a cinnamon boy ytmnd in the last 20 minutes....hmm..
November 13th, 2006
519th
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whats your problem? why do you like waffles so much? think about me for once WOW. we had waffles yesterday for breakfast lunch and dinner. we had waffles for breakfast and lunch today and you want waffles for dinner AGAIN?!? let me decide for once, were having pancakes.
November 13th, 2006
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you hate pancakes? WELL I HATE WAFFLES. you know what FINE we'll make a deal. we'll have pop tarts...pancake flavored pop tarts. AND YOULL LIKE IT
November 13th, 2006
521st
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oops, wrong instant message, sorry.
November 14th, 2006
522nd
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Pie? Drunk? The? We'll do it!
November 14th, 2006
523rd
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Guess what guys? Your homes are about to be raided by the cops.
November 14th, 2006
525th
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Can anyone explain the Elvis outbreak?
November 14th, 2006
526th
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Yeah, holy sh*t, i'm gone from YTMND for a few hours and its overtaken by elvis. WUTUFUH?
November 14th, 2006
527th
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explanation: they got everybody together with the ending of Dr-L337. Now they're bored.
November 14th, 2006
528th
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I have no clue what is going on most of the time. I just usually make good guesses.
November 14th, 2006
529th
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They broke into Max's liquor cabinet and stole all his grey goose.
November 14th, 2006
530th
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grey geese? gooses?
November 14th, 2006
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For the record, I've never gotten a pop up and there are no ads on the front page for me. Odd?
November 14th, 2006
532nd
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Hey max, ever planning on fixing the Worthwhile list? Because right now it's not so worthwhile.
November 14th, 2006
533rd
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No Girlfriend??? READ THIS!
November 14th, 2006
534th
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Hey Max it's original content Tuesday.
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