You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon--with nail polish.
"... Rose wants a PS3 for Christmas, Jack loves her, but he's a poor boy and can't get it..."
...But jack can afford to pay someone off and sponsor this site!