i’m systematically stuffing grapenuts cereal into the head of my erect penis. i’m going to attempt to jack off, have my load mix with the grapenuts, and shoot a granola bar out when i cum
I don't appreciate you calling my son a n*gg*r f*ggot. For one, it's hurtful, no one should have to suffer for the color of their skin or their religious beliefs. Second it's inaccurate, I tought my boy how to f*ck at age 12 and he's been pounding my hole as much as three times a night since the day his balls dropped.
the f*ck did you call me? Listen *ssh*le, but I really don't think you know who you're talking to or what you're getting your stupid *ss into. Do yourself a favor and back the f*ck down, ok?
i had a great time last night. thanks for tying me up with carpenters rope around my mantits and through the crack of my *ssh*le and then facef*cking me while pouring candle wax all over my areolas, your spiked-toe boots digging into my side while i am on all fours, back arched like a frightened cat, begging for mercy as the thick bands of the rope run back and forth teasing my grundel and burning my semen-encrust pubic hairs
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ill f*ck u up in front of ur mother and she will cry an say o dont beat up my baby and ill be like LOL no i will beat ur lil turd up an after im done with u ppl will think some animal beat u up so dun f*ck with me u dono how dangerus i am i take this very srsly if ur a real man tell me ur real addy
Im in love with my father. i really cant help it. i watch him in the shower. i relly love him more than a father daughter relationship. he really gets me off!
I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.
Yes, I was "REALLY" crying, you f*cking morons. The one time I'm NOT acting- everyone says I am.. I love Britney and as long as I have the public's attention I will fulfill my duty as a fan and represent her til' the day i die.
c`lassic [reply] [+|-]
2007-05-03 09:50:12
MasterSitsu
fantastic retcon. +1 [reply] [+|-]
2007-05-03 09:59:39
cicley
wow...... [reply] [+|-]
2007-05-03 10:04:54
Reject
hehehehe... nice [reply] [+|-]
2007-05-03 10:10:44
xXWaspXx
the longer I listen, the harder I laugh +1 [reply] [+|-]
2007-05-03 10:15:38
SageOverride
The Simpsons bore, but this was a good song remix so, four. [reply] [+|-]
2007-05-03 10:16:10
dctownes
gut busters [reply] [+|-]
200
that bitch needs to get slapped. +47 [reply] [+|-]
2007-04-15 03:27:17
Smotezilla
oober meat or dumb skank? wait I'm not being specific enough. +3 [+|-]
2007-04-15 22:22:37
mrmatrixaplix
needs moar goat +4 [+|-]
2007-04-15 22:52:56
ccxvi
Lol, I thought the goat thing would go on forever, almost closed the tab before hearing the next thing come on. (I think it's spelled "über" (; ) +5 [+|-]
2007-04-16 05:03:58
mikeyfapper
Agreed, that commercial is retarded. +5
