Please suck a giant black penis and die. kthxbi.

+0

When I saw that girl with the carrot in her mouth, I got a boner.

-1

'Ima kill this mutha f*cka!

+1

?  Doug's neighbor

He'd love you shove that giant dick-nose right up Doug's little *ssh*le. I'm not even gonna tell you what he's do to Skeeter, but I'm sure you have an idea!

+4

No, I'm not a hateful bigot.

-3

Not-so-secret-Nazi?

-3

I've heard Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, but it's a means to the same end. Do you remember Freaknik? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaknik

+0

I love this song.

-1

Read a book n*gg*?

+0

In middle school, when I had a crush on a girl, I heard "Never Gonna Give You Up" in my head. I miss the 80's.

-1

?  lol, Airborne!

http://loltutorial.ytmnd.com/

+0

Boody trap!

+0

If I lose my temper you're totaled man!

+0

?  Live Mario

If it bleeds, we can kill it!

+0

You have reached the limit for creating homosexual sites this week.

+1

Yes, Gunther FTW.

+0

Rad

+0

You will never get this! You will never get this! LALALALALALA! But, then one day, he get this!

+1

I hope so. My dad loves these. WAIT, omg secret nazi dad!

+0

Where is the flashing Hitler! ZOMG!@

+1

It doesn't so much hurt here or here, but right here.

+0

?  Days go by

Props

+0

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

+9

WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

+8

Dude, if you don't become a voice actor, you're wasting your talent.

+0

?  DREAM TICKET

I'd hit it. With a bat!

+0

Yes, I have to agree. I love Macgyver, but this is just a clip from the show. There isn't even any epic music.

+2

Classic.

+0

Alright, who leaked my sex tape?

+0

*zip* fap fap fap ...

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