Anyone else ever see that movie Cannery Row? He has a beer milk shake in it that my dad and I tried after watching it. It was kinda not great but we should have used Guiness in retrospect. We used Budweiser because that's all my dad drinks and, well, it sucks.
I love when Umfuld switches into self-righteous mode, completely forgetting that he usually can't help himself but get into downvote wars with Santabot alts or 1 every lacrossestar83 site the minute it hits spy or change votes on sites over and over again depending on how grumpy he is with you. As the self-appointed single-most "non-troll" upstanding member of the community here, he sure can act like a 15-year old douche bag.
It's posts like that, Mr. Savage, that make me envision you as the "comedic retard" character in every sitcom; the one who's always two steps behind, who needs obvious jokes explained to him, and who, at least once an episode, says something so dumb that even the laugh track doesn't laugh at.
Isn't this a lot like when you were a little kid and you'd stand in front of a video game without any quarters, pretending to play it anyway as the game went through its demo mode?