I know this dude with a mullet looking for a guy to go back in time. Just remember that you need some weapons. The world was really dangerous 11 seconds ago.
Defenders of the internets! Good thing my senators & rep are on the side of righteousness. And not that fake righteousness those televangelists are all about.
Sadly, 30% of Americans don't know the year of the 9/11 attacks. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060809/od_afp/usattackspolloffbeat_060809145351;_ylt=ArnrtaXH3JkyylylPgoybNSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-
I was gonna downvote this, but then zombie Jack Churchill called me on the phone and told me he was 10 miles away with an arrow pointed right at my jugular. The rest is simple enough to understand.
Why it wouldn't work: 1. There's more women than men in America. 2. Not every guy is suitable for college. 3. There's career options other than college. 4. A lot of schools are geared toward female learning styles. 5. Ever been to a college party with no babes? NOT fun.