That background image defies description. It is eternity and nothingness made manifest in a single entity. It is the greatest achievement in human thought since Euclidean geometry. It has caused me to reevaluate my entire life.
We had the same problem at my college. The RA's actually called a meeting and told everyone to stop "strokin" in the showers, as well as vomiting in the showers. Ah, college days...