Ever see the one with the guy who was scared of peaches? They ambushed him with baskets of peaches and chased him around until he collapsed in a corner and cried.
Oh, by the way... If anyone finds out exactly where he lives and is in the area don't do something stupid or illegal... Leave a piece of paper with one red star on it in his mailbox or something.
....Yes... The actual hotline is an automated message that can magically understand you and respond to your comments... Dear god people, use your f*cking heads!