that's cuz the media is always busy "reporting" on the "important issues" of the lifestyles of useless celebrities. this really a bummer though, Mr. Winston's work was a huge influence on mine, and I always hoped one day I would get to meet him. RIP, dude.
Little did they know, the weed was laced with angel dust, and they would later be arrested for the wholesale slaughter of the residents of an old folks home on the orders of the leprechaun that lived under the couch...
ASSspackler_0045: So, you have HIV, huh?
bumspelunker: Yeah.
ASSspackler_0045: Me too.
bumspelunker: Wanna cybergerbil?
ASSspackler_0045: I'll get the Habitrail tubes.
Be sure to stand up and yell "ANAL SEX!" at random intervals during the movie. The earlier the better. This will ensure you get ejected from the theater, thus saving your manhood.