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Where is this from? I have to know more about this old tray.

+0

?  Is that Rose?

Stevie Wonder is Jewish?

+2

omg You got that sound I've heard before and put it against a song I like. 5'd for expert editing.

-3

Possibly all of the above.

+1

?  hiphopbush

George Bush does care about black people.

+0

Yes, Gary Oldman does indeed "amp amp gt" me. Fix the sync.

+0

My name is Bruce Wayne, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

+12

Pow, right in the kisser.

+1

Not Even Oxy Clean justifies less than a 5.

+0

Let's take yer shirt off.

+0

clockwise knows his roots.

+1

All I remember about preschool is eating boogers.

+0

Who let the dogs out?

+0

That's the attention whore woman from YouTube and 4chan who thinks she's Japanese. God I hate her.

+1

It's a Katy Perry song about her kissing another girl. dmaz lowered the pitch of her voice to make it sound like Clay Aiken, and when you think of the lyrics being sung by a guy instead of a girl, it sounds like he's gay. "I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind it." and so on. Get it now?

+2

This old guy is a total dick.

+4

*unbuttons slowly*

+0

I don't know if there's anything creepier in sports than listening to Chris Berman splooge all over the Sportscenter set every time the Chargers wear their powder blue uniforms.

+1

I think the site would be better if you replaced the music with a clip from the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams." The part where it goes, "Movin' on (movin' on) movin' on (movin' on)"

+1

As promised, here's your 5.

+0

Because it's not particularly clever or well-executed?

-3

E for Effort, I guess?

+0

Man, I totally remember this joke. This was the only funny joke in the history of Garfield.

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Sonic and Mario got nothin' on Bonk.

+2

?  Oh, Denis

This doesn't really seem worth doing a dramatic reading.

+2

?  Will It Blend?

Yes, it blends!

+1

Are you Irish by chance?

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If you fix the sync of the wrongs with the actual song, I'll up it to a 5. It's really off right now though.

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I use DP, so I guess I'm one of those five people.

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That's Elvis Presley, you *ssh*le.

+0