A girl from Nigeria was forced to ride on a plane on her way to sexual slavery after her mother was shot and killed by Lohoki drug overlords. She arrived in NYC and her captors were siezed along with a sizable haul of weapons and cocaine. She is now being looked after me by means of the H.E.L.P volunteer society, but I cannot do it alone. I need as many people as possible to send me donations, even as little as $1, so that I may continue to support this brave young sex slave of mine.
The first television advertisement was broadcast in the United States at 14:29 on July 1, 1941, when the Bulova Watch Company paid $9 to New York City NBC affiliate WNBT (now WNBC) for a 20-second spot aired before a baseball game between the Brooklyn Dodgers and Philadelphia Phillies. It simply displayed a Bulova watch over a map of the U.S., with a voiceover of the company's slogan "America runs on Bulova time!"
The Triforce is a relic. Referred to as "The Golden Power" and the "True Force to Govern All", in ancient Hylian literature, it is a tangible, omnipotent holy relic containing the essence of the three Golden Goddesses who created the realm of Hyrule.
Let me just put the whole thing in a kind of mundane level. Like, suppose you walk out in the street, this evening, and you see someone taking a dump, you know, somebody is dropping a massive load right there. Well, you have three choices. One choice is to try to stop it, maybe you call 911 or something. Another choice is to do nothing. A third choice is to pick up an assault rifle and kill 'em.
We can, for example, be fairly confident that either there will be a world without giant enemy crabs or there won't be a world - at least, a world inhabited by creatures other than bacteria and beetles, with some scattering of others.
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