Recent comments this user has made:
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2009-09-06 20:39:16
 
The winner was a eBay n00b (0 reputation)
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2009-08-31 18:26:05
 
Nah.. Keanu Reeves' sausage is better... just ask Kirk. (Robot Chicken)
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2009-08-26 20:53:25
 
"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?!?!?" --Danny
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2009-08-26 20:51:45
 
I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.
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2009-08-16 16:29:26
 
"FIRE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!" --Star Trek
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2009-07-27 23:17:29
 
"@&# @!((%#, I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good!" --General Berringer
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2009-07-19 11:49:31
 
IT'S DICK JONES!!!.... DICK JOOOOOOOOOOONES!!!!!
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2009-07-11 20:22:12
 
McFry you BO-JO!!!
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2009-07-11 20:20:30
 
Oh I get it -- the guy in the black shirt with his back to me is gay.
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2009-07-11 20:18:40
 
"Parcardi and Cola.... do it do it...." --Owen Wilson, Starkey and Hutch
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2009-06-09 20:19:19
 
Amazing how it works when unplugged!
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2009-06-09 20:16:18
 
You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is talking!
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2009-06-01 19:51:05
 
You'll get the same number of matches for "Ford bankrupt"
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2009-05-28 20:39:54
 
McFRY, you BoJo!!!!!!
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2009-05-17 14:17:17
 
This is what happens when you pull an Atari 2600 cartridge out of the system while it's on. Need some jacked up version of the medieval audio clip as your sound.
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2009-05-17 14:09:14
 
Cary Grant's hole in the left side of his head makes him look like the Terminator T1000 with the hole through its eye
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2009-05-17 13:59:19
 
uhhh huh huh.... you said, "hard"
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2009-05-17 13:58:44
 
I don't get it.
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2009-05-10 14:59:04
 
Thank you Mr. Mahmoud "the holocaust was a lie" Ahmadinejad.
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2009-05-10 14:30:10
 
You spin the record for one, it's a tragedy.... you spin for 1 million...and its a statistic.
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2009-04-22 18:48:05
 
Look! That's my money going to pay another deadbeat's mortgage!.... Yay!.... Irresponsibility pays off in this administration and I'm the payee!
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2009-04-15 19:45:33
 
+1 for referencing Twilight Zone movie.
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2009-04-12 10:54:02
 
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't...
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2009-03-25 19:01:31
 
Sully's hair looks like Chili's Awesome Blossom.
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2009-03-23 21:43:40
 
5 for the Nintendo 32-bit style fade out.
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2009-03-08 16:15:53
 
5 for citing ROM INTerrupt 19H
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2009-03-08 13:30:10
 
Guten Tag.... el Jones. [We're turning around -- they're taking us back to Germany].
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2009-03-03 19:09:32
 
...Not right now you don't.
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2009-02-23 21:10:02
 
The guy coughing is what brings this all together.
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2009-02-23 21:05:37
 
That was McDumb.
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2009-02-23 21:03:22
 
Joe Biden = tool. I've seen more personality in a tightly wound coil of she-ite.
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2009-02-18 19:22:57
 
Needs more stolen Cloudsong.
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2009-02-11 20:34:59
 
....and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!
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2009-02-11 20:34:00
 
They can take our lives....but they can never take..... OUR DEATH STAR CHEETOS!
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2009-02-04 20:55:35
 
Needs more Cobretti (Stallone)...he's part of the Zombie Squad.
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2009-02-02 18:24:09
 
I'd expect this kind of productivity from Kassius but not YOU!
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2009-02-02 18:21:54
 
5 for the Atari 400 sound effect at the end.
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2009-01-31 16:36:59
 
"Chuck--stand up!.... Oh--God love you, what am I talking about?" --Joe Biden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubS6w_sQJQw)
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2009-01-31 16:34:38
 
He's getting plundered.
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2009-01-31 16:31:14
 
"She's like my mommy after her box of wine." --Ralph
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2009-01-31 16:29:59
 
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
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2009-01-22 20:11:42
 
FOOT DOCTOR!
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2009-01-22 18:11:09
 
Wasn't it our messiah, Obama, who said if someone was rocketing where his children lived, he'd do something about it? EpicFAIL 4 U.
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2009-01-21 20:29:40
 
YOU forgot P0lend. He should've crashed through a Polend flag. Well, guess we're now an Obamanation.
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2009-01-17 15:34:20
 
What does Khan need with a Corvulva?
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2009-01-17 15:32:52
 
I haven't seen that car since I was at Seti Alpha 5.
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2009-01-10 18:10:41
 
"Why you have no brain?..... You no hungry for Wii.... you hungry for......... HOT POCKETS!"
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2009-01-10 18:08:36
 
"Chuck--stand up! Oh--god love you, what am I talking about?" --J. Biden (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4)
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2009-01-04 19:04:48
 
.EPIC PACARD
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2008-12-21 08:30:24
 
Most realistic coming-down-the-stairs-of-the-Price-is-Right that I've ever seen!
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2008-12-14 18:20:40
 
Put shoe on President.
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2008-12-14 15:18:13
 
"The sun sucks." --Butthead
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2008-12-14 15:09:23
 
I wouldn't pay 50 cents for a 50 cent CD.
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2008-12-01 20:29:41
 
I didn't know Keifer Sutherland did pr0n.
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2008-11-29 00:42:15
 
Needs more Jordie's Fury.
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2008-08-11 11:30:12
 
Don't Hassle the Hoff.
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2008-03-24 04:50:30
 
McDumpsters > Burgler King
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2008-03-18 19:26:03
 
"Ooooooh! I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" --Bart Simpson
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2008-03-11 00:46:39
 
Hi, I'm a Mac...and I'm a PC.... I'm Linux (fat TRON guy).
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2008-03-09 14:47:52
 
"Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!" --Napoleon bowling, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
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