"Charmed Life" by Diana Wynne Jones
"The Worst Witch" by Jill Murphy
"A Wizard of Earthsea" by Ursula K. Le Guin
"The Dark is Rising" by Susan Cooper
"Wizard's Hall" by Jane Yolen
"Tom Brown's Schooldays" by Thomas Hughes
"The Books of Magic" by Neil Gaiman
"The Secret of Platform 13" by Eva Ibbotson
Holy crap you guys. What part of "This is not stolen, it's a remake of an old site that I delted" is so hard for everyone to understand? Someone post a link to the old one if you're so convinced it's stolen.
"I'm Luke Skywalker" (I'm here to rescuse you)
And there's that one episode of the Simpsons where Lisa drank the water at the Duff beer theme park: "I am the Lizard Queen!"