I remember that character's last words being "DIE, YOU IMPERIALIST VERMI-AUGHLGLHGLHGLUAHULAGLULAHULG!" Then the side character starts rambling on about how awesome it was, when the main character who ruined said commie chick's sh*t introduced herself by saying "Don't be so surprised, I'm your f*ckin' backup" She then tells the survivors. "Shut the f*ck up, you self important, moralizing, commie scumbag! You make me sick!" and says that they need a .45 caliber lobotomy reeeeeeeal bad.
I'm autistic and I found this site f*cking hilarious. Fived, faved and worksafed. Also, I agree, patchman is an uptight c*ckjuggling thunderc*nt dicksplash who probably asks for a Barney the Purple Dinosaur sticker after handing in his college essays. No, f*ck that, he probably dropped out of grade primary because he thought that 0 was too big of a number to count to. Oh, and It would be an honor to have a site put up depicting me as Howard Merril Kalin. MMWMMWNWAAAAAAAAHAHAAGHAHGAHAHGAH MY MOUTH SO YUMMAY
Damn right, Sammy. I was shocked to find out it was a marketing failure!
I played the f*ck out of it when i was a kid. One o' my brothers friends borrowed it, than dissapeared off the face of eath. Listening to that sound makes me want one MOOOOREEEEEE
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