Recent comments this user has made:
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2009-11-03 14:30:26
 
Also, had another bike stolen last month. N*gg* follows me wherever I go.
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2009-11-03 14:29:36
 
This is just a post so that the knowyourmeme.com people know that I am both the Duezce on YTMND and the Duezce on their site. I almost always either use Duezce or Straight Edge Phil as a screen name. And no, I have nothing to do with that YouTube prick Philip Defranco, "sxephil".
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2009-04-27 21:46:23
 
Thanks. It was some sort of inside joke or something, I said it and everyone laughed so I made this.
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2009-04-27 21:44:27
 
Thank you kindly.
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2009-04-27 21:43:12
 
Old friend.
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2009-04-27 21:38:25
 
For the record, I'vee had two and a half bikes stolen over time, and still only ride bikes ironically.
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2009-04-27 21:37:18
 
I lol'd. Thank you.
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2009-04-27 21:36:38
 
I don't know, I did a voice. It's how you do any voice.
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2009-04-27 21:34:45
 
Racist jokes == racism. A white douchebag is just as bad as a black douchebag.
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2009-04-27 21:32:56
 
Thank you.
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2009-04-27 21:25:55
 
Yes, yes I am. And I have a beard.
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2008-09-11 01:20:55
 
While Atlas is a great song, I wish people would acknowledge the rest of the album. Battles FTW.
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2007-02-11 18:12:17
 
Alright, the original was funny. This one's just beautiful.
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2007-02-11 18:10:03
 
Little known fact; she's actually a phoenix.
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2007-02-11 18:05:38
 
For the record, I'm not a racist. I just thought it was a funny picture. If you can't tell a joke in front of someone that might be offended by it, you have no right to tell it. Love it or hate it, you've all made me happy since 2004. Bitches.
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2006-09-10 12:14:17
 
I throw elephants.
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2006-09-09 19:56:45
 
I might admit that your site (created over a YEAR AFTER mine) inspired me if it becomes true in some way. I love your Strokin' site, it is one of my personal favorites, but to take credit for inspiring NSMB is a douche thing, and a lie. I even make it known that I didn't make the image. I put NSMB on YTMND before anyone else, and used my own voice. I started the fad on this website, and you didn't. Don't turn this into a flame war, I really love your site too much to start sh*t.
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2006-09-09 19:09:50
 
The Protector was a brutal Muay-Thai movie, and this scene made me laugh until I felt the urge to kill midgets. The creator of the NSMB fad approves. !!!
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2006-01-01 20:52:18
 
Someone in a chat room claimed they made this the other day. Fun fact: I almost always use the screen name Duezce. www.myspace.com/duezce
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2005-09-24 05:25:05
 
Oh my God. I see a new fad emerging! Batman's better, but this is hilarious too.
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2005-09-24 05:19:36
 
That guy's so disturbing.
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2005-09-24 05:16:08
 
Dat bitch 'gon be late to work.
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2005-09-24 05:14:41
 
Yay for Anal c*nt!
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2005-09-10 12:44:53
 
I love how b00n shows up out of nowhere and acts like an ass, unprovoked.
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2005-09-08 10:30:13
 
e. It was an awesome Power Rangers bike. m/
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2005-09-08 10:29:13
 
e of my AIM screen names; xhardxcorexphilx (It's a joke, mocking the overuse of x's in the Hardcore 'scene;' don't think I'm stupid like that.). I have no life so I'm always on. Thanks again, Duezce. My bike really was stolen once, when I was fiv
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2005-09-08 10:28:13
 
te it, you've still seen it and given it your time. For this, I am very grateful. I am mentioned on Wikipedia because of you guys. I appreciate everything and just wanted to express my gratitude. Because I'm awesome like that, I'll even give you all on
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2005-09-08 10:27:08
 
e somebody else's joke. It's been more than a year, and people still view, comment, and parody this. My voice has raped classical music, I have been a techno song, there is even a live action video. This is incredible. To all, whether you love it, or ha
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2005-09-08 10:23:00
 
Thanks to everyone that has viewed this since July of last year. I really had no clue that this'd be seen by more than a dozen or so people. I find it amazing that over a year after I recorded an audio clip of myself and used an uncredited picture to mak
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2005-07-20 00:57:12
 
Love this like you love n*gg* Stole My Bike. Or else.
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2005-07-06 23:15:52
 
Silly Black Metal guys + early 90's TV themes = priceless. I love Black Metal, and have no problem laughing at this. Great work. Deuce-Dropper69, no, that's the eternally goofy BLACK Metal band Immortal. And Mayhem are also Black Metal.
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2005-06-11 21:53:41
 
There was more to that comment. It said this is tied for my second favorite parody/tribute to NSMB, along with nsmbtrance.ytmnd.com, the trance remix.
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2005-06-11 21:52:11
 
I am the original creator of the n*gg* Stole My Bike YTMND, mybike.ytmnd.com, and I must say, holy weiners, that's f*cking awesome. I am not taking credit for the image itself, that was SomethingAwful, but the audio clip is very much me. This is tied for
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2005-03-31 22:12:43
 
Wait, you actually say "Nigga stole my bike!" when people steal your ghosts in Halo 2? I'm glad to know that I am appreciated.
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2005-03-31 22:02:53
 
This is still my favorite knock-off of my original NSMB!. It's great to know that my voice has been turned into an überpimp trance song.
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2004-11-29 22:03:52
 
I've seen better parodies of my work.
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2004-11-19 21:04:07
 
Fission Mailed was the greatest part of that awesome game. Listening to this audio clip ovre and over again in the dark is very creepy. 61!!!/5
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2004-11-15 22:03:25
 
This is the official Nigga Stole My Bike parody. The audio is me.
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2004-11-15 20:43:56
 
That craaaaazy ninja.
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2004-11-14 23:05:22
 
I'm sure, regardless of where our video game loyalties lie, that we all agree on one thing; those guys in the picture are f*cking retards.
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2004-11-14 21:16:19
 
You took my creation and added Zero Wing? Daddy approves, yes he does.
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2004-11-14 20:46:38
 
A departure of my original, interesting.
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2004-11-08 21:48:35
 
Hey, my YTMND is being ripped off like crazy. You don't see me complaining. I made the original Nigga Stole My Bike, so yall's be knowing.
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2004-11-03 19:15:37
 
I love you and I want to have sex with your brain for coming up with that. I'm now a trance song. Thank you.
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2004-08-09 07:29:19
 
Whatever, giggity.
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2004-08-06 05:59:35
 
My ears are bleeding.
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2004-08-06 05:57:37
 
I hope you get a hit by a bus. And, when you're recovering in the hospital, I hope the doctors inform you that not only are you blind and have been exposed to lethal amounts of radiation, but are dying of ebola and cancer simultaneously. Have a nice day.
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2004-08-06 05:53:04
 
I listened to this for a solid half-hour. pwnage.
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2004-08-06 05:48:03
 
Fabric softener is soooo heavy metal.
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2004-08-06 05:37:20
 
I want one...
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2004-08-06 05:34:19
 
Bravo, 5/5.
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2004-08-06 05:33:58
 
For the simple fact that you used that song, 5/5.
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2004-08-06 05:31:24
 
Jimbo, you said that my site was funnier when it was on Something Awful? This was NEVER funny.
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2004-08-03 03:03:27
 
Yes, I have milk.
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2004-08-03 02:54:26
 
I'm the guy that made the "Nigga Stole My Bike!" thing and I wouldn't mind being beaten by this. As long as that über-retarded "Do You Wanna f*ck Me?" thing gets pwned by something.
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2004-07-29 06:51:56
 
Who is that and why is she allowed to be that hot?
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2004-07-29 05:31:33
 
Sadly, I've seen that episode. And I didn't steal from Something Awful, a friend sent me the picture, I never claimed I made it.
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2004-07-29 05:27:26
 
Yes! I've been ripped off! Yeah, I made the original. This is interesting though. Ying Yang Twins pwn.
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2004-07-28 23:50:34
 
Yeah, no. My friend Zach just explained to me what proxy spamming is. No, I kind of didn't do that. I nearly pissed myself when my friend Dominic informed me that it was on the top 15. The modem on my PC is broken, so, even if I wanted to try proxy spamm
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2004-07-28 01:17:37
 
First of all, I had no idea that was from Something Awful, my friend Stompy sent it to me a year ago. Also I have no idea what game it's from, and lastly, the audio is me. So sorry to bursteh thine bubble, jack*ss.
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