I'm eating some good pasta in my warm apartment, with a 46 inch LCD TV and money in my pocket. And do you know why? IT'S BECAUSE I WORK IN THE AN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY SUCKERS, HAHAHAHA! Entertainment skyrockets during recessions.
Bananas are farmed via grafting, a technique which minimizes required growing area and extends the life of the original plant by as much as 200%. Interesting fact: Wild bananas taste horrible and have five, inch-long, razor sharp seeds.
The lyrics are really scary, and a bit garbled:
They are tortoises of the underground where filth lives,
weapons are their tools of cleansing,
rats and dogs must die because they are turtles,
and it is the way of the turtle to rid the world of dirt.
It repeats, with an interlude telling their names.
Arnold Schwarzenegger won because he was popular, not because he was competent. If the Palin family becomes an Internet meme, they'll probably end up winning. STOP MAKING SITES ABOUT THEM.
Hold the Low Profile Action button to gently push your way through crowds. Good. Now, attempt to pass these villagers without knocking over the jars they are carrying.
Let me tell you how I got my slide rule, you want to know? When I was eight I woke up in the middle of the night to find my dad forcing my mom to manually draft an electric pump housing block with a ruler and scratch paper for math. She started screaming as he turned to me, brandishing a razor sharp slide rule...and you know what he said to me? He said, "WHY SO C-RIOUS? Let's put a smile on that face.."
If only someone - and I'm no longer speaking of women here - anyone could develop a f*cking IOTA of perspective, you'd realize that there are so many important unkowns to be found RIGHT NOW, rather than suddenly having a 'revelation' during a mid-life crisis, then dying unhappy, wishing you'd realized this when you were young enough to act on the impulse. HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Mysteries abound in the universe, and so many people are just content sitting around talking about crap. You aren't real people - you're bizarre simulacra of real people - like a half-baked failure of some derranged creator who accidentally granted you awareness. ARGH. Humanity has existed for 200,000 years, and you still think something is special about the infinitessimal span of time you exist for.
God damn it, why do women talk so much? I mean, I could understand if it was about, like, physics or the future, or something, but it's mindless drivel about their own self-aggrandized lives! JESUS CHRIST, none of us will exist in 100 years! Why waste your time being a God-damned ORGANISM, prattling on about your own tiny, pointless LIVES?!?!!? F*CK.
