I had just ordered this milk, and was waiting anxiously for it to arrive. All of a sudden, my house spontaneously burst into flames! We couldn't escape the fiery inferno, and believed that we were going to be left to die inside our house.
All of a sudden, the delivery guy came and tossed the milk through the window. My brain hatched a brilliant plan! I took off the cap, and poured it all over myself and my family. The milk acted as a protective shield, and protected us from the flames.
