Point at the douche nearest you
Created on: September 5th, 2006
Point at the douche nearest you
Yes, I know already, and Im bored

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September 5th, 2006
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i get it
September 5th, 2006
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BEANERS! BEANERS! BEANERS! i'm half-honduran half-german. BEANERS! BEANERS! BEANERS!
September 5th, 2006
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Haha
September 5th, 2006
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I like Carlos Mencia.
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia is isn't his f*cking name, he's not even mexican. he's a f*cking comedy central brew, just like f*cking MTV
September 5th, 2006
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lol i love that song
September 5th, 2006
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I felt like boycotting ytmnd when I saw that.
September 5th, 2006
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Fived for truth.
September 5th, 2006
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God I hate that guy, I love how comedy central tries and fails to replace Chappelle.
September 5th, 2006
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I was surprised that I hadnt seen anything like this yet, the ads has been up for a couple of days and I know people made ytmnds about the mitch hedberg ad, but Im the first I know of the comment on this ad also, thanks for the votes guys
September 5th, 2006
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in before google suspends max's account
September 5th, 2006
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CONGRADULATIONS YOU WIN AN INTERNET, UPVOTE MY SITES TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia is gay. 5.
September 5th, 2006
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hooooray i hate carlos mencia
September 5th, 2006
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angry russian = supreme f*ggot
September 5th, 2006
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i f*cking hate him
September 5th, 2006
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i like carlos mencia, but this is too funny
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia is the worst "comedian" I've ever seen.
September 5th, 2006
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looks like you could use some updates
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia bugs the f*cking hell out of me. He has the most annoying personality ever. Five stars.
September 5th, 2006
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Even though he is liberal I still hate that mother f*cker. 5'd.
September 5th, 2006
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F*CK CARLOS MENCIA GAY *SS F*GGOTTTT!!!!! HE SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE
September 5th, 2006
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Win. Internets. And so on.
September 5th, 2006
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Thank God, somebody else was thinking this.
September 5th, 2006
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chapelle is better!
September 5th, 2006
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Fav'd for great justice. Also c*cks (cause Mencia sucks 'em.)
September 5th, 2006
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LOL!
September 5th, 2006
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i like him, but that made me laugh
September 5th, 2006
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5'd for truth. What a pile of ass.
September 5th, 2006
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Mitch Hedburg ad needs to come back, Carlos Mencia is a f*cking c*ckthief.
September 5th, 2006
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lmao
September 5th, 2006
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lol that mencia ad is like a knife in my heart
September 5th, 2006
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^^ Carlos Mancia stole my c*ck
September 5th, 2006
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roffle iron
September 5th, 2006
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Commenting again to make it look like there is another person who hates the slimey doucheagon.
September 5th, 2006
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Commenting again to make it look like there is another person who hates the slimey doucheagon.
September 5th, 2006
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Deet dee dee! Deet dee dee! Deet dee dee! BEANERS! Deet dee dee!
September 5th, 2006
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Thank you. I hate Carlos Mencia so damn much. He's worse than any black comedian, in my opinion... 'cause I hate comedy based entirely around race.
September 5th, 2006
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what firefox theme is that?
September 5th, 2006
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change it to point to the biggest douche, and ill still keep it at 1 because russia is useless
September 5th, 2006
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F*cking hate that fake-ass Joke-Lifting Non-Mexican faker. How can a motherf*cker lift jokes off of other comedians and STILL NOT BE F*CKING FUNNY ? Comedy Central has been pushing him as a replacement Dave Chapelle, and though Chapelle certainly ain't no Pryor, Ned "Carlos" Holness isn't worthy to suck a fart out of Dave's butt. I f*cking hope he gets boo'd off the stage in every goddamned city on his tour, I hope no one in Hollywood ever returns his phone calls, I hope he drinks himself to death.
September 5th, 2006
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That dude is a f*cking douche...
September 5th, 2006
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It's true.
September 5th, 2006
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I don't know there's plenty more douchebags in the world.
September 5th, 2006
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lol @ the comments.
September 5th, 2006
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^
September 5th, 2006
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lol @ limewire
September 5th, 2006
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LOL yes, Mencia = unfunny douche
September 5th, 2006
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ROFL
September 5th, 2006
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He sucks.
September 5th, 2006
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yeah he does suck
September 5th, 2006
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5 but i hate mexicans
September 5th, 2006
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5 because he is a douche
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia can't hold a candle to Dave :( I can't stand his little "du du du". What a douche.
September 5th, 2006
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/agreed
September 5th, 2006
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you do know he steals jokes from other comedians righr?
September 5th, 2006
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Yes. Yes. Carlos Mencia is an UNFUNNY HACK! Its not funny to randomly shout Beaners or dress up like Jesus. Seriously. It ain't.
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia ftl
September 5th, 2006
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Damn straight.
September 5th, 2006
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CARLOS MENCIA HAVE ME ROLLING
September 5th, 2006
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mencia sux
September 5th, 2006
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haha, i love how each advertisement can be made fun of
September 5th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 5th, 2006
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He's not even a Beaner. He's a liar. D:
September 5th, 2006
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5 for black japan
September 5th, 2006
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sometimes hes funny....usually hes just irritating
September 5th, 2006
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dee dee dee, mencia is funny, sometimes.
September 5th, 2006
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amen, how people find this one joke hack funny is beyond me.
September 5th, 2006
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God I hate Mencia
September 5th, 2006
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-1 for AIM
September 5th, 2006
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CARLOS MENCIA IS A BADASS AND A TRUTHFUL PERSON YOU PICE OF SH*T POLITICALLY CORRECT LIBERALS
September 5th, 2006
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carlos mencia is annoying. amen.
September 5th, 2006
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His name is Ned...
September 5th, 2006
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I thought I was the only one who thought this...
September 5th, 2006
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I hate that guy.
September 5th, 2006
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wut a douche
September 5th, 2006
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Commenting again to make it look like there is another person who hates the slimey doucheagon.
September 5th, 2006
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Man, fuсk Ned Holness. Nice call on using one of Comedy Central's good shows to rip on this one.
September 5th, 2006
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BEANERS! "I'm a Mexican!" His name isnt even Carlos Mencia it's Ned Holness
September 5th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia uses the fact that he's not white to make race jokes that aren't even funny. It's a shame all of the Jewish comedians didn't have the green light on racist jokes, because they'd actually make it funny. Seriously, do people really find him offensive or groundbreaking? He sure thinks he is, but I only see someone saying "Hey, I have a race card...look at it." Not a funny man.
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia = over rated I wonder if he can actually tell a joke that doesn't involve racism or stereotypes?
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia isn't THAT douchey. Though major props on the song. XD
September 5th, 2006
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If its brown, flush it down.
September 5th, 2006
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lol
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos mencia, defining bad comedy delivery since day 1.
September 5th, 2006
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mencia sucks
September 5th, 2006
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That man has only one joke.
September 5th, 2006
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LOL WIN
September 5th, 2006
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Win.
September 5th, 2006
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good goin' douche
September 5th, 2006
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F*CK YES I F*CKING HATE THAT F*GGOT
September 5th, 2006
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he IS awful
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia needs to watch some old Marx Bros. and Charlie Chaplin rather than pretend he's funny
September 5th, 2006
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I hate charlos mencia. "HELLO I AM CHARLOS, I AM EDGY! I SAID N*GG*R ON TELIVSION."
September 5th, 2006
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lol simple but funny as f*ck
September 5th, 2006
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He was semi-funny for about 2 episodes, but his material is tired and he isnt funny anymore. Here's to hopin' he's cancelled.
September 5th, 2006
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Good to see there are quite a bit of us that despise this would be hate peddler. I wonder, is there anything we can do to get him yanked off TV?
September 5th, 2006
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ugly visual style you got there
September 5th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 5th, 2006
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get a maxathon browser. i lol at comedians, they are teh suck.
September 5th, 2006
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i was waiting for somebody to make this, nice
September 5th, 2006
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nice
September 5th, 2006
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get rid of ituneshelper.exe and qttask.exe. Also install your windows updates. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP USING AIM TRITON.
September 5th, 2006
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God I hate him.
September 5th, 2006
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its true mencia is a joke stealing douche. he says its his jokes in reality he stole them. PLUS he isnt funny anyways.
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia sucks. Not even Doom music could make Ned Holness (OH WAIT DID I JUST USE HIS REAL NAME OOPS LOL) cool.
September 5th, 2006
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mexicans DEEDEEDEE,black people DEEDEEDEE, white people DEEDEEDEE, pregant poor people DEEDEEDEE
September 5th, 2006
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his real name is ned
September 5th, 2006
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Nice feedback. lol.
September 5th, 2006
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THANK YOU!! i was waiting for someone to make fun of that annoying image. i would have expected something like a c*ck in his mouth or something cause of that gay face he made but you got a nice idea also good job man
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia is funny...you sir are not
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia sucks. 5 stars for you.
September 5th, 2006
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HahaHAHAhAHahAHAhhAhAHA
September 5th, 2006
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hahaha mencia is a f*ggot
September 5th, 2006
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THANK YOU!
September 5th, 2006
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Mind of Mencia is a HORRIBLE show but he's a hell of a lot better in his comedy acts. He's still a douche though
September 5th, 2006
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i see what u did there
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia is t3h sux...well the show is horrible
September 5th, 2006
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lol i hate him. he's a douche
September 5th, 2006
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QFT
September 5th, 2006
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FINALLY someone points out that eye-soar.
September 5th, 2006
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*Points at you*
September 5th, 2006
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The Baron Approves.
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos sucks ass. His comedy sucks, his voice is annoying, and I bet he would be really obnoxious to be around. I hate you Carlos.
September 5th, 2006
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i f*cking hate that piece of sh*t mencia. WORST. COMEDIAN. EVER.
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia is an unfunny prick.
September 5th, 2006
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I dont care what you say. Mencia is still funny.
September 5th, 2006
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Amen. Racial jokes CAN get old after awhile. Carlos, you need to find a new trick to teach your pony!
September 5th, 2006
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LOL so true he ran all of his jokes into the ground. his comedy is like beating a dead horse.
September 5th, 2006
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Steals from Louis CK. The stand up version of Eric Bauman.
September 5th, 2006
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wow,just wow you suck
September 5th, 2006
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5 for Mencia Bashing.
September 5th, 2006
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also steals from George Lopez (who has called him out on Stern) and Joe Rogan.
September 5th, 2006
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And to people who say we don't like him because he offended us: We don't. He just isn't funny.
September 5th, 2006
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You should have gotten it back when it was Shatner instead of this guy.
September 5th, 2006
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lol
September 5th, 2006
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i hate mencia hehe
September 5th, 2006
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lets kill that fat f*ck! all his jokes are the same and stupid as sh*t
September 5th, 2006
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yessssss
September 5th, 2006
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September 5th, 2006
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Very very funny. Lolz, sir, lolz indeed.
September 5th, 2006
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I want the mitch hedberg ad back
September 5th, 2006
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owned
September 5th, 2006
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< wait... damnitt
September 5th, 2006
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Lol, win. Mencia comedy sucks the big one.
September 5th, 2006
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LOL, I'm about to say something really offensive! BEANERS!! WETBACKS!! N*GG*RS!! RETARDS!! LOOK AT HOW F*CKING OFFENSIVE I AM!!!!!!!!!
September 5th, 2006
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Seriously...
September 5th, 2006
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mencia is a dbag so i feel the hate... 4rd! :)
September 5th, 2006
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Funny, and I typically hate screen shot sites.
September 5th, 2006
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Nice
September 5th, 2006
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amen because mencia f*cking hate mencia so much. stupid comedy central *ssh*l*es think 'oh let's find a hispanic chapelle' - try making sure he's not a dumb hack who blatantly stole all his funny jokes from george lopez
September 5th, 2006
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Man, you got him good. I don't like Mencia but I'm not into taking a picture and saying "If you're wearing a red shirt, you're gay."
September 5th, 2006
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Mencia is an *ssh*l*e, and he's not funny. you should just crop the ad.
September 5th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia is aids
September 5th, 2006
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ROFL
September 5th, 2006
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5 because I hate carlos mencia
September 5th, 2006
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September 5th, 2006
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he is the unfunniest f*ck ever to walk the earth
September 5th, 2006
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5'd for hating Carlos Mencia, and another big fat f*cking five for the audio.
September 5th, 2006
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lol
September 5th, 2006
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great
September 5th, 2006
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mind of mencia, a graveyard where jokes go to die
September 5th, 2006
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http://mencia.ytmnsfw.com/
September 5th, 2006
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I'M MEXICAN AND SMART!!!!
September 5th, 2006
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His show isn't funny at all. Also nice touch with the South Park song
September 5th, 2006
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YES! YEEESSS! I hate Carlos Mencia with such red-hot passion and I'm glad to know YTMND feels the same.
September 5th, 2006
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Why can't there be more great YTMNDs like this? So simple, yet so powerful
September 5th, 2006
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I hate mencia. It's not that he's offensive to me at all, but he's just un-funny...
September 5th, 2006
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Haha, nice. Was wondering if anyone else was pissed about that ad.
September 5th, 2006
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wrong, the biggest douche is Kaplan.
September 5th, 2006
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I don't understand why he was given his own show, there are so many other better stand-up comedians than him.
September 5th, 2006
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Some of the points that Holness makes are valid, but his reliance on tired race humor as a vehicle for this removes any belief that one could take him seriously.
September 5th, 2006
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Great job dipsh*t, putting down a sponsor that's giving max money to pay for that $16,000 bill from last month. Have you even donated a penny to ytmnd? DIAF
September 5th, 2006
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5'd for truth. Carlos Mencia is the worst person in the universe.
September 5th, 2006
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for the song
September 5th, 2006
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hahaha, yes I'm so glad I'm not the only person who feels this way.
September 5th, 2006
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George Lopez/Paul R. > Carlos
September 5th, 2006
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yes yes finally people realize hes completely retarded
September 5th, 2006
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LOL Ned Holness
September 5th, 2006
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heh. like him. but still funny.
September 5th, 2006
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LOL, and... update your Windows for god's sake!
September 5th, 2006
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yes, yes, yes.
September 5th, 2006
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mencia is a f*cking douche
September 5th, 2006
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good one
September 5th, 2006
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Another 5 for having Black Japan as your Firefox theme.
September 5th, 2006
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spread the word!
September 5th, 2006
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F*ck Mencia, he's the reason why Stella wasn't renewed for a second season.
September 5th, 2006
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limewire? YOU ARE A PIRATE! YARR HARR!
September 5th, 2006
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would give you a five but you use Kazza, Fail
September 5th, 2006
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sh*t, limewire*, i fail
September 5th, 2006
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Ha ha
September 5th, 2006
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I thought he was funny the first couple of times I watched, but it got old quick. It's all a bunch of lame racist jokes. He says "beaners" and "Duh duh duh" way too much. GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!
September 5th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOLO
September 5th, 2006
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Hehe.
September 5th, 2006
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For CM
September 5th, 2006
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Ned Holness is whiter than I am
September 5th, 2006
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im part mexican and i hate this guy, he is dumbing down the society of the universe.
September 6th, 2006
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5 for mencia hate
September 6th, 2006
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terriblel song. megawoot.
September 6th, 2006
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BEANER BEANER I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BEANER'S CAUSE I'M A F*CKING KRAUT-TREECLIMBER BEANER
September 6th, 2006
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Oh man, thank you. Carlos Mencia is such a pompous, untalented douche.
September 6th, 2006
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haha i hate that guy, i was just thinking how dumb it was he was advertised on here and how much i hated his f*cking face everytime i came to ytmnd, good job for displaying my feelings, mind reader
September 6th, 2006
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Anyone who thinks Mencia is original or funny can promptly shoot themselves in the face. They deserve it.
September 6th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia is the most un-funny piece of crap i've seen in years.... I can die happy when they take his show off the air.
September 6th, 2006
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For great justice.
September 6th, 2006
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The truth.
September 6th, 2006
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five for the truth.
September 6th, 2006
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September 6th, 2006
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god, I wish his show would be taken down already.
September 6th, 2006
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This is Rogan, and I approve of this message.
September 6th, 2006
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f*ck mencia.
September 6th, 2006
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His jokes are extremely stale. His only material is that of race.
September 6th, 2006
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THANK YOU
September 6th, 2006
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superbe
September 6th, 2006
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Mencia is a f*g. His show is not edgy since a 5th grader can come up with his jokes. BEANER JUMPS FENCE. DEE DEE DEE. IF YOU DONT LIKE ME THEN YOUR RETARDED. DEE DEE DEE.
September 6th, 2006
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5'd because its true...
September 6th, 2006
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F*ck Carlos Mencia. 5'd.
September 6th, 2006
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rofl so true
September 6th, 2006
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You clever little bastard. I love you
September 6th, 2006
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Not too shabby. Congrats. You win the internet.
September 6th, 2006
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS 1. I cant stand him, he is one of the worst comedians out there. 2. shameless advertising on ytmnd is a no no.
September 6th, 2006
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mencia sucks. upvoted.
September 6th, 2006
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why does he have his own show? BEANER! BEANER!!!! OHHH CARLOS, YOU'RE SO RACY!
September 6th, 2006
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mencia sucks donkey dick
September 6th, 2006
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You know you are lame when you actually get cuaght stealing jokes from Joe Rogan and George Lopez...and the later of those two beats you up outside a nightclub for it. WTG Ned Holness!!!
September 6th, 2006
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Oh, friggin' pwn for not only shooting down stupid Mencia, but also for having BlackJapan as your FireFox theme. BlackJapan FTW!!! >.
September 6th, 2006
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Mencia really does blow
September 6th, 2006
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SO F*CKING TRUE! THAT GUYS A C*CKWRANGLER!
September 6th, 2006
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*points at max*
September 6th, 2006
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We can take jokes, YTMND has some racist stuff that's funny. But I frown upon comedians that AREN'T FUNNY AT ALL.
September 6th, 2006
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Everytime I hear his "doo doo doo" I think of some retarded little kid clad in hot topic bondage pants acting up in his classroom. The kind of kid that thinks monkey is a funny word. The kind of kid that listens to nu metal (still!). Carlos isn't funny, he's a mind numbing as larry the cable guy. I'll stick with the likes of bob and david thankyou.
September 6th, 2006
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LMFAO
September 6th, 2006
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Gunndar is fail. Mencia is big douche in USA.
September 6th, 2006
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5, cuz mencia is a bit of a douche, and because you made me go "lol"
September 6th, 2006
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His stuff isn't even funny or smile inducing. It's more like a crappy public service anouncement about diversity.
September 6th, 2006
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THANK YOU i hate mencia
September 6th, 2006
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why does everyone hate him hes funny
September 6th, 2006
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Clever. But crop out everything except the picture. (Add Sean Connery pointing his finger, lol)
September 6th, 2006
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Wow, look at all the f*ggot racists posting in here
September 6th, 2006
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Carlos Mencia thinks he is making witty observations abot race relations. Ive got three words for Carlos Mencia: STUPID ANGRY MEXICAN.
September 6th, 2006
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THANK YOU, f*ck that guy
September 6th, 2006
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How can anyone f*cking like Mencia....That stupid "de de de" sh*t makes me want to stab someone to death with an ice pick...but that's just me.
September 6th, 2006
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lol mind of menstealia
September 6th, 2006
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Judgy: "look at all the f*ggot racists in here" Is there something wrong with that scentence?
September 6th, 2006
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Oh ya, 5'd for takin down the man
September 6th, 2006
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That's the most horrible theme I've ever seen. Blue and Black? What the f*ck? Change the Windows Theme to silver already!
September 6th, 2006
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lol, who knew a screenshot ytmnd that everyone could see would get rated so high
September 6th, 2006
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yeah, I know, I photoshop a picture for 20 minutes and it gets in the mid-high 3s, but I screencap the front page and play a southpark song and get 4d and top 15 :p
September 6th, 2006
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HAHAH!! SO TRUE!
September 6th, 2006
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I voted one because I have freedoms.
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