Creationist Magazine Cover
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Creationist Magazine Cover

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February 28th, 2006
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Close minded idiots. Nice music, nice ytmnd :)
February 28th, 2006
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Nice job. even if you didn't make it its funny as hell.
February 28th, 2006
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Donald Trump FTW!!!
February 28th, 2006
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what's so funny?
February 28th, 2006
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Yay Onion.
February 28th, 2006
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Gotta love the onion.
February 28th, 2006
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Creationisim lol!
February 28th, 2006
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Religion is for jackasses. Sorry.
February 28th, 2006
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I don't know about that, but there are many retarded people in this country.
February 28th, 2006
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What's this, protest music ? "Creationist magazine cover" ? You DO get the joke, don't you ?
February 28th, 2006
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LOL WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS
February 28th, 2006
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boomaga, I'm being ironic
February 28th, 2006
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Well, some of these commenters AREN'T, amazingly. Even if you DIDN'T know what The Onion was, surely anyone with half a brain in their head would be able to recognize parody when they see it.
February 28th, 2006
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I find it ironic that people call Creationists idiotic or close-minded when they don't take even a minute to listen to someone who actually uses reason to support their ideas on Intelligent Design.
February 28th, 2006
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The Onion rules.
February 28th, 2006
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"Religion is for jackasses. Sorry." agreed
February 28th, 2006
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because I.D. is not science
February 28th, 2006
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Holy sh*t LOL
February 28th, 2006
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Thank you, cooke - you said it.
February 28th, 2006
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Yes, Intelligent Design is not science- It is more of a philosophy. However, those who call the study of the origin of the universe "science" have forgotten their own principles- That it is not proven until demonstrated.
February 28th, 2006
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5 because Bob Dylan is god.
February 28th, 2006
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By the way. Four for being damn close to the way the typical midwesterner actually thinks.
February 28th, 2006
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That was funny and i like The Times they Are a changin'
February 28th, 2006
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so any "theories" we have are unscientific? kinda like the theory of gravity?
February 28th, 2006
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Oh, sh*t. For a second there, I thought that was real!
February 28th, 2006
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Did I say they were "unscientific"? No, I have not. I am saying that the theory of gravity is demonstrable, whereas the origins of the universe are not.
February 28th, 2006
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I.D. not "a science" ? That's the whole PURPOSE of I.D., to tout itself as a "science." Of course it's NOT a science, but de facto it HAS to argue that it is.
February 28th, 2006
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LOL "uses reason to support their ideas on Intelligent Design." LOL Oxymoron
February 28th, 2006
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It's funny, but it's not your own work.
February 28th, 2006
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ahh, evolutionists. you guys call us morons, but you are unable to offer the smallest shred of real proof. give me a link to one irrifutable piece of evidence for evolution. what's that? you can't? hmm. you accuse us of being dumb, but do you ever think?
February 28th, 2006
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Hardly, Jack. The argument is this: The complexity of the universe is extremely unlikely to be arbitrary and is far more likely to have a body governing it. It's a simple examination of the odds.
February 28th, 2006
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Americans, lol
February 28th, 2006
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at least be have more proof than you do.
February 28th, 2006
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never mention the odds
February 28th, 2006
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I would give The Onion 5 stars, but you did not really do anything.
February 28th, 2006
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I've read a lot of creationist literature - half the arguments stem from deliberate misinterpretation of the terms "proof," "theory," "law," "interpret," and "evidence" as they relate to empirical science.
February 28th, 2006
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where did all the matter in the universe come from? also, why are you so scared of christians? you say you aren't, but it's clear that you are. little pansy, can't even try to make an arguement against us, just calls us dumb. yeah, really good arguement t
February 28th, 2006
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^HOLY sh*t I FOUND DARWINS BOOK!!!!!!1111111111!!!
February 28th, 2006
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Why is it unlikely to be arbitrary?
February 28th, 2006
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"the odds" argument proves nothing and disproves absolutely nothing
February 28th, 2006
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You know the only people left on earth still having creationism debates ? Some still-undiscovered jungle tribes in New Guinea, some Kalahari bushmen, and American Christians.
February 28th, 2006
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please don't use the word "pansy" in a scientific argument
February 28th, 2006
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Naturally, the theories such as the Big Bang can be supported by the principles of physics that we have thus far been able to demonstrate. This does not, however, -disprove- what thinking Creationists have in mind.
February 28th, 2006
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then again YTMND is hardly the place for scientific argument!
February 28th, 2006
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You are all a bunch of f*cking retards. Go die.
February 28th, 2006
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One day we will find the proof or disproof of god. Without science you cristians would never know the truth. It doesnt matter cause when has cristianity ever cared about truth?
February 28th, 2006
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i'm familiar with occam's razor. that would be a push towards ID, NOT towards evolution. also, if i put a piece of plastic in a room, will it turn into a army man after 10,000,000,000,000 years?
February 28th, 2006
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My point precisely, cooke. NEITHER SIDE HAS CONCRETE EVIDENCE. What is most ironic about this is that both sides claim the other is merely building castles in the clouds- And it is true for both sides.
February 28th, 2006
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I'm sorry, if you're Christian you're not necessarily dumb, but if you're a creationist, you're absolutely dumb and deserve no respect. No, wait - I'm NOT sorry.
February 28th, 2006
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Kill yourself and go to Hell.
February 28th, 2006
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they are close minded.... "omg they tried to teach me SCIENCE!"
February 28th, 2006
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Oh noe! We can't understand *insert any topic*! God must be behind it!
February 28th, 2006
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I don't hold any stock in reductionism, Mr. Susan.
February 28th, 2006
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lol at boomaga. you're scared, actually, and all you can think of are insults. and mr_susan, i asked for a link. expecting to find fossils and finding them is hardly proof. give me ONE SOLID IRRIFUTABLE FACT. HAHAHAHAHA, CAN'T DO IT!!!
February 28th, 2006
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i was about to kill myself but i was like onion
February 28th, 2006
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all evidence points toward a big bang - anything that existed before the big bang is still widely debated
February 28th, 2006
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Jake, I'd recommend that you stop representing your side of the argument until you can spell "irrefutable" and make your own case for Creationism.
February 28th, 2006
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UnbeLIEVEable - how can you SIT there and TYPE "no concrete evidence", using your opposable thumbs to hit the space bar ? Astounding. So fossils are just God messing with our minds ?
February 28th, 2006
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Hey Jake: YOU give some evidence for your side.
February 28th, 2006
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LOL. what evidence points to a big bang? the planets and moons that spin backwards? that in itself disproves the whole thing, really easily. kinda funny.... oh, and how about some proof for the big bang? and how's that proof for evolution coming along?
February 28th, 2006
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jakeman, what would you consider an irrefutible fact?
February 28th, 2006
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lol, onion
February 28th, 2006
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You have an uncanny ability to jump from Point A to Point Z, my friend. Did I once mention evolution? What I am discussing is whether or not one believes that a force of will, such as what compels you to argue against me- was behind the universe's beginni
February 28th, 2006
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ROFL, so opposable thumbs is proof?!?! MORON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! and i asked you first. you give me some evidence and i'll give you some. oh, and so what if i can't spell irrefutable? and, i'm not presenting an arguement FOR ID or anything, i'm presenti
February 28th, 2006
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scared ? Son, I will step Toe to Motherf*cking TOE in an evolution debate - Throw me in that briar patch, I double-motherf*cking-dog dare you
February 28th, 2006
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-> Jakeman: Actually christians are scared of what they can't understand. That's why they believe in god, in heaven and salvation after death. I'm atheist and not afraid of death nor christians (I actually feel pity for you fools)
February 28th, 2006
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Jake, the only reason you won't give evidence is because you don't have any. You're afraid you're wrong, which you are.
February 28th, 2006
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it's hard to argue about the ABSOLUTE beginning of the universe
February 28th, 2006
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evolution is a much easier debate though
February 28th, 2006
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I will say this much. I am scared bloody STIFF of being in an arbitrary universe. It is not so much fear of the unknown as merely discovering that there is no point in existence; that we are expendable and powerless.
February 28th, 2006
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lol stupid milf
February 28th, 2006
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previous three posters, i don't have enough room to respond to all of you. but mrsusan or whatever, that link had zero proof as well.... i asked for solid irrefutable proof... and you failed at bringing me some... seigmund, you're so pathetic...
February 28th, 2006
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Excellent song. Check out the cover that Blackmore's Night did, if you haven't heard it yet.
February 28th, 2006
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you're pathetic because you're acting like you feel pity for us. the truth is, you ARE afraid. everyone has knowledge of a higher being in him, but a lot of people repress it. you're not afraid of death? of oblivion?
February 28th, 2006
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I don't care about the beginning of the universe - God the watchmaker ? sure, fine by me - it's just, don't tell me evolution never happened and there's no evidence. I get so furious I start shaking.
February 28th, 2006
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ok, first, boomaga, sorry you're unable to think outside your narrow little path. second, it's time for me to go eat. see all y'alls never!
February 28th, 2006
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inertia is a property of matter!
February 28th, 2006
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Still, a thinking Christian who reads Genesis literally and is willing to be open-minded would most certainly have their faith shaken.
February 28th, 2006
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thanks jake for trolling it up with nonsense
February 28th, 2006
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Not necessarily, Mr. Susan- Just as Jesus told parables, so may many things in the Bible be parables, and God would simply want us to observe the main point.
February 28th, 2006
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Does the first few lines of the song mean people who believe in Moses parting the waters, and therefore God and the Bible, will sink in a sea of science and truth?
February 28th, 2006
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thanks god its an onion!
February 28th, 2006
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God: "I help those who help themselves."
February 28th, 2006
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God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
February 28th, 2006
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All the serious replies here obviously missed that the image source is www.theonion.com a SATIRE magazine!
February 28th, 2006
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Why the hell are you people arguing in the comments of YTMND? Go to debate site #4752 and comment of the parody. God damn. Site gets a 4 btw.
February 28th, 2006
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Ollj- I know it's from The Onion. Read my post that mentions me giving it a four for reflecting Midwestern attitudes toward science.
February 28th, 2006
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(I'M the one with the narrow POV. a-ha...) - Look, I know the majority of American Christians, despite what some say, are reasonable ppl who don't deny science, and resolve it vs. religion in their own hearts quite happily. It's these charasmatic cu
February 28th, 2006
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...cult-leader-wannabes who stir up sh*t to get their congregation to feel that "Us Vs. Them" unity. Nothing binds a group together like a common threat.
February 28th, 2006
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furthermore, I'm not trying to be antagonistic but the better things get in the world, the less reliance we have on religion.. even in Roman times the Gods were doubted by higher thinkers and the well-off alike..
February 28th, 2006
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And I believe there is a Word of God, and that's that. Just as a lot of passages in the Old Testament can point to behavior we'd hardly see as forgiving and just, so too are there many passages that counteract these.
February 28th, 2006
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Never argue with zealots. It's pointless.
February 28th, 2006
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Okay... whoo... I've calmed down. Seriously, there is no other subject on earth that will, in the course of arguing, get me mad enough to want to fistfight.
February 28th, 2006
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sweet rage
February 28th, 2006
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The best part is that the Christians are fighting furiously in the comments and failing.
February 28th, 2006
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I will close with this: I am not making an "I'm right, you're wrong" argument- No, I am saying that in the end it is by faith that we make our own decisions.
February 28th, 2006
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We who can acknowledge that we are indeed taking faith in something are each aware that we may be right or wrong, but still we hold because we believe at the core of our being that we are right. There is no process of elimination, just choice.
February 28th, 2006
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I believe this site is funny, so I give it a four. Pleasure debating (for lack of a better word).
February 28th, 2006
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I don't begrudge anyone their beliefs - whatever it takes to sleep at night, to get you through this lonely life, and try to be happy and good to others. A-OK.
February 28th, 2006
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f*ck: jesus/god/allah/buddah/mary/joseph/druids/ and the pope.
February 28th, 2006
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America is a laughing stock of the world for even having people who want to cave in to old-age sh*t like Creationism. Welcome to the 21st century, deal with it.
March 1st, 2006
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lol!
April 13th, 2006
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May 7th, 2006
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lmao
May 13th, 2006
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-5 for promoting intelligent discussion on YTMND. Also, Jesus is dead.
May 13th, 2006
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^you are so retarded
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Hahaha, because evolution is so much more realistic. (Statistics and scientific method say it isn't.)
June 8th, 2006
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you're such an idiot, let's debate, name the place and time
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Yes, *I'M* an idiot for laughing at your framework of guesses and lies. :P
June 8th, 2006
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yes you are an idiot, evolution is based on science, like I said name the place and time and let's have a debate
September 16th, 2006
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not good enough for the kandi man. MEGAWOOT@22@@@@22
February 1st, 2007
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There's really never been anything more to say than "bible = book". The whole thing is contained inside that book. It's a very intense fandom, this Christianity.