diary of a madman

Greetings,

Now I know it's been a while since you've heard from me, but don't let that fool you, I've been busy!

Read more for info on all the new junk I've added.

New Site Creator/Editor
  • New multiple step process for creating and editing sites.
  • Stateless session allows you to begin creating or editing a site, close your browser and come back later to finish it off.
  • Domains are now automagically reserved when you start the site creation process.
  • Nifty uploading screen with sound!
  • Dupe checking for titles, images and sounds complete with insulting warning messages.
  • Color picker GUI.
  • Site Preview!
  • Site and User Citation: Back-reference other sites or authors and it will link them on the profile page.
  • "Classic YTMND" classification for a future content box.
  • Ability to set your own sites as NSFW.
  • Live update of site keywords.


I've been working on this for a while and am pretty tired of it, as such it hasn't received a lot of testing, so I expect it to be pretty buggy for a few days. If you encounter reproducible errors, post here or send me a PM.

I've also added a "Holiday YTMNDs" content box, if your site has a keyword like: christmas, kwanza[a], ha[n]nukah, chan[n]ukah, etc, it will be in the running for this box. As always, keyword abuse is grounds for site deletion, so don't try and cheat.

I am also working out a new system for limiting edit changes, you can read about it here and discuss it here.

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December 21st, 2006
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! Max, doubt you'll ever read this but I hope others will follow (and hats off to those who already have said something); Please, please make NSFW YTMNDs default as viewable on the main page. Many very funy YTMNDs are not being viewed because most don't know about the option to view the front page. The front page is like the holy grail. Don't deprive passer-bys of it. Embrace the racism, nudity, and profanity that makes YTMND great.
December 21st, 2006
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I used the 'diary of a madman' line as a journal entry title about 6 months ago. /random
December 21st, 2006
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Secondly,when we went in there were three countries:grate briten,haustralia and the united stets.
December 21st, 2006
1383rd
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So tired. Could not get a wink of sleep all night.
December 21st, 2006
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This is a first. Not a single one of my contacts on msn are on. Usually at least 1 out of the 9 are on
December 21st, 2006
1385th
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If that's true, that's really odd. Nine is not that many - only two more than seven, for God's sake.
December 21st, 2006
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A straight-haired chick who's a calculus geek: ∫∂_∂∫
December 21st, 2006
1388th
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CrazyAssFuzz is dead,woot. Who wants the account now?
December 21st, 2006
1389th
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I HEREBY PREDICT A WHOLE BUNCH OF ROSIE O'DONNEL YTMNDS! LET IT BEGIN!
December 21st, 2006
1390th
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∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂ ∂_∂
December 21st, 2006
1391st
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all you are bitch n*gg*s
December 21st, 2006
1393rd
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On default settings, the Up and Coming shows (for me, since I have a list of 20 for the U&C) 20-x sites, where x is the amount of nsfw sites. Thus, if we can get 20 nsfw sites upvoted into the up and coming, it will cease to exist for regular users. Also, as dyskrasia pointed out, nsfw sites that are on the up and coming will never reach their vote limit and will last until the maximum time since completion is reached. Pretty stupid.
December 21st, 2006
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^ Regular users (and people who log on at work) = owned
December 21st, 2006
1395th
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has max ever adressed what Lists are supposed to be?
December 22nd, 2006
1396th
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Please, for the love of God delete ASSC*CK. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, HOW MUCH GAY SH*T DOES HE HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU F*CKIN DELETE HIM??????????????????????????? FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2006
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1424th Please, for the love of God delete ASSC*CK. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, HOW MUCH GAY SH*T DOES HE HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU F*CKIN DELETE HIM??????????????????????????? FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2006
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Please, for the love of God delete ASSC*CK. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP, HOW MUCH GAY SH*T DOES HE HAVE TO DO BEFORE YOU F*CKIN DELETE HIM??????????????????????????? FFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2006
1399th
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see comment #1427
December 22nd, 2006
1400th
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Can you PLEASE fix Image/Sound Origin editing before my 72 hours are up to edit my latest YTMND??
December 22nd, 2006
1402nd
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AERO'S BACK!
December 22nd, 2006
1403rd
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Tell me when i give a sh*t
December 22nd, 2006
1404th
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how 'bout now?
December 22nd, 2006
1405th
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Nope.
December 22nd, 2006
1406th
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none of the front page links f*cking work. f*ck.k
December 22nd, 2006
1407th
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See comment #638.
December 22nd, 2006
1408th
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Max, I tried YTMND on the newly released WII INTERNET BROWSER. The flash preloader doesn't work right and even if I disable the flash preloaders, the sound won't play. You should make a wii-friendly version of the site, or we could just wait until the browser gets full flash support.
December 22nd, 2006
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Do note that the Wii browser is a version of Opera, which has saldy never supported the preloader. That's the thing about Opera: it'd be the most godly browser ever but it fails at actual WEBSITES.
December 22nd, 2006
1410th
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*saldy->sadly
December 22nd, 2006
1411th
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Thank you Max!!!!!! You f*ckin rox.
December 22nd, 2006
1412th
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ohhh, I thought that the wii version of the browser just didn't support that kind of flash stuff yet.
December 22nd, 2006
1413th
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It's probably not a flash problem per se, so much as a scripting-between-the-preloader-and-the-actual-page quirk. I doubt it's harder, just different. I demand that syncan brief us on the situation in the preload-Opera battlefield.
December 22nd, 2006
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o, ello thar
December 22nd, 2006
1415th
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assc*ck is dead. now the healing can begin.
December 22nd, 2006
1416th
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I just saw the BMW commercial with the N64 kid. I almost shat myself...hahaha
December 22nd, 2006
1417th
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Someone for Christ's sake kill this guy. http://www.ytmnd.com/users/nugget/
December 22nd, 2006
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http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/22/opinion/22leverett.html?ex=157680000&en=139b20ea089401e3&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink
December 23rd, 2006
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400,000 sites by tomorrow?
December 23rd, 2006
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here's how this game works: I post the number one, the next person to post does the the number two, and so on. if we can make it all the way to 10, without interuptions, we get a prize. Allright? "1"
December 23rd, 2006
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3
December 23rd, 2006
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4(i hope i win)
December 23rd, 2006
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5 ( i hope that me saying " i hope that me saying..." doesnt get me perma banned!omOFmgomfg)
December 23rd, 2006
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6 dicks
December 23rd, 2006
1426th
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7 now i'm lucky LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
December 23rd, 2006
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8 maids a-milkin
December 23rd, 2006
1428th
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9 - those side ads are gonna take a while to get used to
December 23rd, 2006
1429th
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10 wheres my prize
December 23rd, 2006
1430th
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You get NOTHING. You LOSE. Good DAY sir.
December 23rd, 2006
1431st
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holy sh*t. we did it. i'll...umm... five all your sites
December 23rd, 2006
1432nd
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The Final Fantasy VIII battle theme (I believe it's "Don't Be Afraid") would make for a good NBC Nightly News opening.
December 23rd, 2006
1433rd
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LUCKY 1460th
December 23rd, 2006
1434th
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quick, someone tell me the name of that white jewish circle thingy that the jews where on their heads
December 23rd, 2006
1436th
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thanks
December 23rd, 2006
1438th
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^ gets a LOL-WUT award.
December 23rd, 2006
1440th
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wooh, i made a self animated gif but now i got to edit the frames into a clip backwards
December 23rd, 2006
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just letting you know that your refrigerator's running. that is all.
December 23rd, 2006
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meerkat
December 23rd, 2006
1443rd
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more like queerkat
December 23rd, 2006
1444th
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By the way, that link in comment 1444 is really amazing.
December 24th, 2006
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jesus f*cking christ. i cant find a wav of santa saying "ho ho ho" or "merry christmas"
December 24th, 2006
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400,000th site will be made today
December 24th, 2006
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and it will suck
December 24th, 2006
1448th
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Indeed
December 24th, 2006
1449th
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Edits to meta data aren't saving properly..? I tried to update the info fields, but it doesn't refresh the site profile. Ah well. Bugs abound.
December 24th, 2006
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Holy sh*t the 1459 comment makes sense,it does sound like a news package.
December 24th, 2006
1451st
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Thanks. ∂_∂
December 24th, 2006
1452nd
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also I wasn't the first to notice that link. That's why blogging is so hard: if you're not the first to something, there's little use saying it again. also c*cks.
December 24th, 2006
1453rd
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In 1928 President Herbert Leeroy Hoover said, "At least I have a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage."
December 24th, 2006
1454th
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see comment #1523
December 24th, 2006
1455th
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(I was referring to the link in 1444th comment.)
December 24th, 2006
1456th
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im 1483 yeayha!!
December 24th, 2006
1457th
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im 1484 too!!
December 24th, 2006
1458th
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hay
December 24th, 2006
1459th
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Automagically? Insulting warning messages? I like it!
December 24th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/ShortySh*tStain ...Another candidate for the wall of shame. His username says it all.
December 24th, 2006
1463rd
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And so jesus delcared, "Jesus Powers ACTIVATE!!!!" It was then that three men were smited for child porn. Post yer tear jerking christmas photos here.
December 24th, 2006
1464th
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Let these kids drive your car: http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=2918517
December 24th, 2006
1465th
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columbus ocean etc
December 24th, 2006
1466th
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delete this sh*tty f*cking hivemind gimmick
December 24th, 2006
1467th
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delete this sh*tty f*cking Koric gimmick
December 24th, 2006
1468th
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I was really disappointed to find out baconbits.ytmnd.com was pretty much stolen. :(
January 5th, 2007
1469th
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last
January 19th, 2007
1470th
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except only not
January 19th, 2007
1471st
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YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
January 19th, 2007
1472nd
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And now for an epic maneuver!
January 19th, 2007
1473rd
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VICTOLY!
January 23rd, 2007
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f*ck sh*t bugger
February 1st, 2007
1475th
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hahahaha
February 1st, 2007
1476th
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I'm back hooray
February 26th, 2007
1477th
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STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING
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