What the fuck is scientology trying to tell me?
Created on: August 22nd, 2006
What the fuck is scientology trying to tell me?
I got this in the mail today. I have no idea what they're trying to say with this graph. Yes, I know its in french. Thats what I get for living in Montreal.

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August 22nd, 2006
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IT'S A TRAP!
August 22nd, 2006
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Everybody look at this graph. as you can see, these lines are clearly NOT THE SAME. *Phoenix Wright theme*
August 22nd, 2006
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I'll get a translation up ASAP.
August 22nd, 2006
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OMG XENU LANGUAGE
August 22nd, 2006
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The scientology church of montreal offers you, for a limited time, a chance to test your personality and intellectual quotient. Discover how your personality and your inteligence determins your future. No obligations. The rest is just an address and working hours.
August 22nd, 2006
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Its xenu
August 22nd, 2006
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The graph itself hows diffrent emotions on the top and bottom. The light grey area represents acceptable and the dark grey represents attention may be required. Under the line means attention IS required.
August 22nd, 2006
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i say go for it.
August 22nd, 2006
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Actualy the writing on top and bottom of the graph represent phyiscal states more than emotions. They're pretty easily translated into english without effort.
August 23rd, 2006
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I knew it! Xenu lives in Canada, *plots his invasion*
August 23rd, 2006
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Either it's a bug on my computer, or that the letter is written in horribly mispelled English, I can't seem to be able to make out a single word!
August 23rd, 2006
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good question considering i don't know french
August 23rd, 2006
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the flyer is offering free IQ tests courtesy of the Church of Scientology.
August 23rd, 2006
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and personality tests.
August 23rd, 2006
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it's offering you a personality test, one that can determine your future! watch out, it's limited time only!
August 23rd, 2006
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who would've guessed scientology is based in canada, eh?
August 23rd, 2006
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5 for being a fellow Montrealer
August 23rd, 2006
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OMG Secret Scientology forigen language!
August 23rd, 2006
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It's in French. By the way you can take that test on their web site. The result will be "you're depressed". Try it: http://www.scientology.org/oca.htm
August 23rd, 2006
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you should go to that address and start f*cking with the people who work there >.>
August 23rd, 2006
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If I understood the graph, if your score of your personnality test is below the line, then you need attention. Probably something like that...
August 23rd, 2006
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eum it's french... you guys need some education.. still funny though haha
August 23rd, 2006
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I was going to 5 it as I thought the joke was that it was in French, and you were posing it as some secret alien language. But now that it's not, it's a 3.
August 23rd, 2006
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All hail Lord Xenu! (LOL)
August 23rd, 2006
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OH SHI-
August 23rd, 2006
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5 stars and full props because you're canadian bud
August 23rd, 2006
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it's infoming you of the existence of the montreal church of scientology and giving like 2 reasons why you should go visit.
August 23rd, 2006
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lol...French Scientologist...isn't that like a double negative?
August 23rd, 2006
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I took one of those tests. No matter how you answer, they always diagnose you as emotionally unhealty.
August 23rd, 2006
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Why would you take that test? You have to give personal information to them, and that's just scary as hell. Don't do it.
August 23rd, 2006
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>__>
August 23rd, 2006
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no, I did it online for sh*ts and giggles. it's somewhere on the scientology homepage
August 23rd, 2006
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Should get the Futurama clip where the professor showing off his translation device and he says "All it does it translate into some dead archaic language. Observe! Hello" "Bonjour"
August 23rd, 2006
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Unless the movie Canadian Bacon has lied to me, aren't they required to print everything in both languages? Report them! This could be what takes scientology down, like Al Capone and taxes.
August 23rd, 2006
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"Either it's a bug on my computer, or that the letter is written in horribly mispelled English, I can't seem to be able to make out a single word!" Man you're a f*cking retard.
August 23rd, 2006
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GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY CITY SCIENTOLOGY
August 23rd, 2006
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Don't speak french.
August 23rd, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 23rd, 2006
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"Unless the movie Canadian Bacon has lied to me, aren't they required to print everything in both languages? Report them! This could be what takes scientology down, like Al Capone and taxes." No. If something is originaly printed in English it must be printed in French but not vice versa. Don't get me started on language laws in Quebec.
August 23rd, 2006
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they are trying to say: give us your money ! then...GET OUUUUUUUUUUT!
August 24th, 2006
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" I was going to 5 it as I thought the joke was that it was in French, and you were posing it as some secret alien language. But now that it's not, it's a 3." Ahh but thats where the magic of my YTMND comes in. It works in 2 ways. ^^
September 23rd, 2006
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they're trying to sell you death for the small price of your life. run, my child.
June 13th, 2007
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