He's joking. Because cloverfield, the whole movie is a filmed from a first person perspective, supposed to be emulating a handheld....lmao. But the one out now is pretty damn sh*tty. Quality is so bad....
You sir, have insulted a legend. A king of comedy, and for that, you are shamed. You are a waste. Please, leave this place, and do not come back. Your fate will be one of misery, and tragedy. You've no class, you've no soul, no heart, no respect for a fallen genius. You fail, sir, your comment was not funny, nor was it witty. It contained zero substance, and reflected only poorly upon yourself. It mirrors your inner self, which is rotten, and without taste. You lose, good day sir.
It's like in Independence Day when the world united to defeat the aliens! Well, this time, we do it again! Time to defeat lord Xenu once and for all! WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT, WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT, TODAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY! /end scene
See, in 2006, he traveled back to the 1990's (first time!), placed the ad (because he knew about YTMND, and knew this would be a great fad if he tried) and lived life in the 1990's (no one ever answered his ad, and so he didn't travel in time again) up to the present. Making sure that in 2006, he made eon8 and thus averted all attention away from the virus. And thus, it was never destroyed, and so it never came into contact with the vigilantes blood. And no zombie apocalypse occured!
Well, due to his having a time machine in 2006, he traveled back to the 1990's (his favorite decade), and placed an ad in the paper. Which, again, was only because he knew it would one day become a popular meme, and I could one day reveal how he saved all of us.
List them and I'll clear them all up. Hell, if this makes top viewed, I'll even turn it into a series, but it will probably be more serious, and have a more complex story with characters.
1'd because I once spent 5 hours making an original YTMND, and also edited the audio by hand, and got only 400 views. And then you come along and copy paste part of a movie trailer on more than one ytmnd and get several thousand views, AND make the f*ckin' top viewed.